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Obama Instantly Transforms From Peace Prize Winner to Death Bringer
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-12-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/12/2013 8:18:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012

I see that 73% of the US casualties in our 12 year War in Afghanistan have occurred under the leadership of Our Nobel Peace Prize winner. Wow! Now that’s “Historic!”

How could that be, you ask? Some say it’s due to the new kinder, gentler, fairer, completely transformed rules of engagement imposed by our Nobel Laureate.

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I guess these rules will apply to any new theatre of war we stumble into as well. Syria, for example, should our “bigger than a pinprick, smaller than a bee sting” PMS retaliation plan not work.

Or if we chose not to follow the advice of the the new world leader, Vladdie, the Putinator.

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Yep, it looks like Pooty decided to use that “reset” button that Big Guy’s former Secretary handed over to him. He was just waiting for the right moment.

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You did read Pooty’s “peace in our time” plan, didn’t you, published (where else?) in America’s newspaper of record?

This is historic; not since Khrushchev pounded his shoe on the desk at the UN has America been lectured by an ex-KGB agent. Surely that wasn’t the intended outcome of our new improved, big brained foreign policy?

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So, shortly on the heels of calling Big Guy’s current Secretary, Jean Carré, a liar, Russian President Putin goes on record in our newspaper of record to lecture our President on his use of rhetorical flourishes:

I carefully studied his address to the nation on Tuesday. And I would rather disagree with a case he made on American exceptionalism, stating that the United States’ policy is “what makes America different. It’s what makes us exceptional.” It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation.

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Goodness; forgive me for saying so, but doesn’t that seem a bit arrogant; dismissive, even derisive on his part? It’s almost as if Pooty is committed to pushing every one of Big Guy’s buttons – and as you know, he has lots of buttons.

ObamaMarketSegmentation2Market segmentation plan of Obama-for-America

I think our plan, so far, is to ignore him. And maybe start looking for a new marketing manager who can more effectively get our new message out:

War is Peace.

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Freedom is slavery.

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Ignorance is truth.

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Got that? Good. We’ll be back with further instructions tomorrow.

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2012-Winning-The-Future-WTFObama: Winning The Future since Khrushchev buried us.

Oh, and I nearly forgot: Lady M will be in Watertown today, promoting, wait for it…drinking water! Clever, no? Our PR director is going to get a big raise for thinking this one up. By government standards that’s a full scale bee stinger.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; obama; putin; syria

1 posted on 09/12/2013 8:18:41 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 09/12/2013 8:31:14 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: NOBO2012

Think they gave him that Nobel Peace Prize prematurely?


3 posted on 09/12/2013 8:35:03 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: NOBO2012

obama was ALWAYS a bringer of death, like ALL “human rightsers”!!!!

His death plans not only extend to places like Syria and Egypt, but also to our own country, via the vilely misnamed “Affordable Care Act”!!!!


4 posted on 09/12/2013 8:36:36 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: NOBO2012

Remind me again on what actions did he get the Peace Prize?


5 posted on 09/12/2013 8:38:27 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: NOBO2012
Moochie as she Tebow's in her garden:

O Mother Earth, give me a sign for which I am to turn.
None of the kiddies are buying my green goodies.
Direct me on my path to recreate the Earth into my image.

6 posted on 09/12/2013 8:39:13 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

They gave him the Nobel “Peace” Prize for being a Muhammadan collaborator. Just like the Serb-killer Ahtisaari!

PHOOEY!!!!


7 posted on 09/12/2013 8:39:58 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Honorary Serb

Let’s face it, they gave it to him for being black.


8 posted on 09/12/2013 8:43:44 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: NOBO2012

I thought it very like the Wizard of Oz being exposed behind the curtain to be nothing more than an inept using parlor tricks to fool the masses.


9 posted on 09/12/2013 8:44:18 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: NOBO2012
Me thinks the morons in Oslo would love to have their peace prize back.....sorry dumbasses this is what happens when you let your emotional imagination kick in before you actually know the lack of depth of character of the saint you invented!!
10 posted on 09/12/2013 9:12:30 AM PDT by ontap (***)
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To: Slyfox

HUH!!! Wookies have gardens!!!


11 posted on 09/12/2013 9:13:34 AM PDT by ontap (***)
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