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The only way to capture how Huma feels about Anthony Weiner's sexting? Humaiku!
The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-25-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 07/25/2013 11:06:00 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; haiku; huma; humaabedin; humaadedin
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1 posted on 07/25/2013 11:06:00 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I can’t believe I’m
Eating crow for you, instead
Of my Hillary


2 posted on 07/25/2013 11:10:34 AM PDT by kevkrom (It's not "immigration reform", it's an "amnesty bill". Take back the language!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Wouldn’t it be nice if Huma would order an honor killing on the Weiner?


3 posted on 07/25/2013 11:16:03 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yes I am Saudi
And I am so, so Saudi
I ever met you.


4 posted on 07/25/2013 11:19:08 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("OK, youse guys, pair off by threes." - Yogi Berra)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I am gonna need
A much bigger magazine.
Seven’s not enough.


5 posted on 07/25/2013 11:19:27 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Gun Control Haiku: Say "Registration" / And they call you paranoid / So say "Privacy")
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To: Mrs. Don-o

My name is Huma.
I’m married to the worst man
In the entire World.


6 posted on 07/25/2013 11:23:07 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Gun Control Haiku: Say "Registration" / And they call you paranoid / So say "Privacy")
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To: The Looking Spoon

No I do not want
To go to Funkytown with you
Today or any day


7 posted on 07/25/2013 11:25:15 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Look at the bright side...
They are not asking about
My al-Qaeda ties...


8 posted on 07/25/2013 11:26:15 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Gun Control Haiku: Say "Registration" / And they call you paranoid / So say "Privacy")
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To: Mrs. Don-o

LOL! Nicely done.


9 posted on 07/25/2013 11:26:49 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Time for a recycle:

HITLER RANTS ABOUT ANTHONY WEINER

10 posted on 07/25/2013 11:26:59 AM PDT by randita
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To: mass55th
I can SEE the HEADLINES NOW


Wiener Gets Fatwa!!





This Message Not Approved by the NSA

11 posted on 07/25/2013 11:27:57 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Macabre Crumpet of Caucasian Ethnicity)
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To: Haiku Guy

Democratic Women
Enabling Perversion Since
Hillary Clinton

(How’s that for a first attempt, Master?)


12 posted on 07/25/2013 11:28:18 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Holy Muhammad!
Unsatisfactory Jew
Must die, Inshallah!


13 posted on 07/25/2013 11:31:27 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("OK, youse guys, pair off by threes." - Yogi Berra)
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To: MrB

Some can count fingers,
And judging by your efforts,
Some of us can not...


14 posted on 07/25/2013 11:33:49 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Gun Control Haiku: Say "Registration" / And they call you paranoid / So say "Privacy")
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To: Haiku Guy

Some pronounce it “en abe ul ing”.


15 posted on 07/25/2013 11:35:06 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: The Looking Spoon

We’ll have Shari’a
One day, if I stay with you,
You son of a b*itch.


16 posted on 07/25/2013 11:35:09 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Heh. For a while we had a Moderator that pulled every Haiku thread and post he could get his hands on...


17 posted on 07/25/2013 11:35:53 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Justice for Trayvon: Dig up his body and shoot him again.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

ROFL!! Excellent!!


18 posted on 07/25/2013 11:37:08 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Haiku Guy

The blue screen of death
All your unsaved work is gone
No one hears your screams

(not relevant, I just like it)


19 posted on 07/25/2013 11:37:09 AM PDT by Mr. K (4 election)
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To: Haiku Guy

I am Anthony’s
We’re together for all time
Sad I’m Huma Weiner


20 posted on 07/25/2013 11:38:07 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (So Obama "inherited" a mess? Firemen "inherit" messes too. Ever see one put gasoline on it?)
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