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If Obama were a Kardashian, Which Kardashian Would He Be?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^
 | 7-20-2013
 | MOTUS
Posted on 07/20/2013 10:18:12 AM PDT by NOBO2012
  You know, when Trayvon Martin was first shot I said that this could have been my son.  Another way of saying that is Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago. 
 
 
(SNIP)
 
So Im willing to play along. We all know that BO couldve been Trayvon, or a Kardashian butt lets do some soul-searching and see who else Big Guy couldve been 35 years ago.
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? Like BO, he had a flakey mother and was disenfranchised, maybe he could have been Dzhokhar.
 

 
(SNIP) 
 
I suppose, with that set of chords hes got, BO could have been any of the young rappers. Lil Wayne for example. 
 

 
In fact I understand that Lil Wayne has been to rehab a few times for his Sizzurp addiction. (Sizzurp aka Purple Drank, Lean, and Texas Tea. (SNIP)
 
Alternatively, and since we are free to make up the rules as we go along these days, how about doing our soul-searching from the rear view mirror and contemplate who Big Guy could have been 35 years ago.  
 
Possibly Augusto Pinochet?
 
 Apparently BRF isnt a new phenomena
Apparently BRF isnt a new phenomena
 
Although Augusto was Chiles rather non-benevolent dictator he still enjoyed high approval ratings from his adoring fans well into his regime of terror.
 
 The Pinochet-ettes look just like O-bots!
The Pinochet-ettes look just like O-bots!
 
Closer to home,  BO could have been Jimmy Carter...
 
 
 
(Excerpt) Read more at michellesmirror.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: carter; kardashian; obama; swine; trayvon
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:18:12 AM PDT
by 
NOBO2012
 
To: NOBO2012
    (Excerpt) Read more at michellesmirror.com ... Why not post it all here instead of pimping for hits?
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:19:42 AM PDT
by 
humblegunner
(Creepy Ass Cracker)
 
To: NOBO2012
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:19:59 AM PDT
by 
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket  your funeral.)
 
To: SkyDancer
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:21:13 AM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: NOBO2012
    Any of then. But he would have been the butt.
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:21:44 AM PDT
by 
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
 
To: EEGator
    “The Dictator” with Sacha Baron Cohen
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:22:20 AM PDT
by 
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket  your funeral.)
 
To: NOBO2012
    Obama is a Kardashian wannabe: 
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:22:32 AM PDT
by 
Slyfox
(Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
 
To: NOBO2012
    Found him:
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:22:44 AM PDT
by 
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
 
To: NOBO2012
    Don’t follow the Kardashians so I’ll just have to go with “the stupidest one”.
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:23:34 AM PDT
by 
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
 
To: SERKIT; Lazamataz
    Even Laz wouldn’t hit that.
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:25:17 AM PDT
by 
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
 
To: NOBO2012
    Is there a skinny, gay Kardashian?
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:27:39 AM PDT
by 
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
 
To: SkyDancer
    That is Obama's dream. 
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:28:03 AM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: Bryanw92
    Does being married to a "Kardashian" count? 
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:29:18 AM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: NOBO2012
    Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries baby ?
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:30:00 AM PDT
by 
stylin19a
(Obama -> Fredo smart)
 
To: Still Thinking
    Even Laz wouldnt hit that. But Clinton might (Bill and/or Hillary).
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:32:11 AM PDT
by 
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
 
To: NOBO2012
    I don’t know much of anything about the Kardashians but I do often see Kim K on the UK site.
The only thing I can comment on Kardashian is that I have wondered if Kim K will be the next Nicole Brown-Simpson.
That Kayne West fella seems to have a wicked temper.
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:44:34 AM PDT
by 
Irenic
(The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost  the red wheel barrow)
 
To: SkyDancer
    The hairy one.
Can you be more specific since they all fit that description..and if you say “The stupid one” again, more specific since all the Kardashian’s fit that description
 
To: Sarah Barracuda
    Hmmm - stupid and hairy -
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:47:43 AM PDT
by 
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket  your funeral.)
 
To: Irenic
    >”That Kayne West fella seems to have a wicked temper”<
Like Jeantel )sic) the 19 Year Old High School Junior, he can blame his anger on his severe Michelle Obama like Under Bite.
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:48:41 AM PDT
by 
Kickass Conservative
(They can follow the Communist, I'll follow the Constitution...)
 
To: NOBO2012
    Proud to say I don’t know one from another.
 
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posted on 
07/20/2013 10:56:58 AM PDT
by 
CrazyIvan
(I'm so conservative I won't even wear progressive bifocals.)
 
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