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If Obama were a Kardashian, Which Kardashian Would He Be?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-20-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 07/20/2013 10:18:12 AM PDT by NOBO2012

“You know, when Trayvon Martin was first shot I said that this could have been my son.  Another way of saying that is Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago.” 

(SNIP)

So I’m willing to play along. We all know that BO could’ve been Trayvon, or a Kardashian butt let’s do some soul-searching and see who else Big Guy could’ve been 35 years ago.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? Like BO, he had a flakey mother and was disenfranchised, maybe he could have been Dzhokhar.

djokar

(SNIP) 

I suppose, with that set of chords he’s got, BO could have been any of the young rappers. Lil Wayne for example.

lil-wayne1

In fact I understand that Lil Wayne has been to rehab a few times for his Sizzurp addiction. (“Sizzurp” aka “Purple Drank,” “Lean,” and “Texas Tea.” (SNIP)leanmix_1

Alternatively, and since we are free to make up the rules as we go along these days, how about doing our soul-searching from the rear view mirror and contemplate who Big Guy could have been 35 years ago. 

Possibly Augusto Pinochet?

Screenshot Studio capture #1248Apparently BRF isn’t a new phenomena

Although Augusto was Chile’s rather non-benevolent dictator he still enjoyed high approval ratings from his adoring fans well into his regime of terror.

Screenshot Studio capture #1244The Pinochet-ettes look just like O-bots!

Closer to home,  BO could have been Jimmy Carter...

 


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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: carter; kardashian; obama; swine; trayvon
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1 posted on 07/20/2013 10:18:12 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
(Excerpt) Read more at michellesmirror.com ...

Why not post it all here instead of pimping for hits?

2 posted on 07/20/2013 10:19:42 AM PDT by humblegunner (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: NOBO2012

The hairy one.


3 posted on 07/20/2013 10:19:59 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: SkyDancer

Umm...


4 posted on 07/20/2013 10:21:13 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: NOBO2012

Any of then. But he would have been the butt.


5 posted on 07/20/2013 10:21:44 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: EEGator

“The Dictator” with Sacha Baron Cohen


6 posted on 07/20/2013 10:22:20 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: NOBO2012
Obama is a Kardashian wannabe:


7 posted on 07/20/2013 10:22:32 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: NOBO2012
Found him:

8 posted on 07/20/2013 10:22:44 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: NOBO2012

Don’t follow the Kardashians so I’ll just have to go with “the stupidest one”.


9 posted on 07/20/2013 10:23:34 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: SERKIT; Lazamataz

Even Laz wouldn’t hit that.


10 posted on 07/20/2013 10:25:17 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: NOBO2012

Is there a skinny, gay Kardashian?


11 posted on 07/20/2013 10:27:39 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: SkyDancer
That is Obama's dream.
12 posted on 07/20/2013 10:28:03 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Bryanw92
Does being married to a "Kardashian" count?
13 posted on 07/20/2013 10:29:18 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: NOBO2012

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries baby ?


14 posted on 07/20/2013 10:30:00 AM PDT by stylin19a (Obama -> Fredo smart)
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To: Still Thinking
Even Laz wouldn’t hit that.

But Clinton might (Bill and/or Hillary).

15 posted on 07/20/2013 10:32:11 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: NOBO2012

I don’t know much of anything about the Kardashians but I do often see Kim K on the UK site.

The only thing I can comment on Kardashian is that I have wondered if Kim K will be the next Nicole Brown-Simpson.

That Kayne West fella seems to have a wicked temper.


16 posted on 07/20/2013 10:44:34 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: SkyDancer

The hairy one.


Can you be more specific since they all fit that description..and if you say “The stupid one” again, more specific since all the Kardashian’s fit that description


17 posted on 07/20/2013 10:45:13 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Hmmm - stupid and hairy -


18 posted on 07/20/2013 10:47:43 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Irenic

>”That Kayne West fella seems to have a wicked temper”<

Like Jeantel )sic) the 19 Year Old High School Junior, he can blame his anger on his severe Michelle Obama like Under Bite.


19 posted on 07/20/2013 10:48:41 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (They can follow the Communist, I'll follow the Constitution...)
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To: NOBO2012

Proud to say I don’t know one from another.


20 posted on 07/20/2013 10:56:58 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (I'm so conservative I won't even wear progressive bifocals.)
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