Skip to comments.Umbrella Etiquette in the Age of Obama
Posted on 05/17/2013 7:08:37 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Well, its Friday. That used to mean late afternoon document dumps for the media to ignore. The last few weeks though, this gambit seems to have gotten a little out of hand. Now it seems were dumping new scandals, or new details from old scandals buried in previous Friday afternoon doc-dumps that the media ignored. And ever since that little phone tapping issue with the AP, theyre not ignoring them anymore!
So todays scandal-gate dumps include a few new-only-to-the-MSM tidbits, including confirmation of the release of hundreds of level 1 through 3 criminals in Arizona as part of Big Guys game of sequester Chicken Little. An ugly little play that might just remind people of another potential scandal just waiting to erupt or re-erupt, if youre one of those conservative types targeted by the IRS who happens to watch Fox News.
What could go wrong
Then theres the case of the missing Terrorists. Thats right; according to allegations in yet another inspector general report released Thursday, professed terrorists who turned states evidence and were entered into a Mafia-style witness protection programs have gone missing. Apparently they slipped through the cracks.
Then theres more news on the IRS scandal front: I see the woman responsible for the targeting of conservatives has been promoted! And got a $103,000 bonus! How about that, weve pinned Intim-O-Gate on ineffective management and put the person responsible for the ineffective management in charge of Obamacare? Is this a great country or what?
Im sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, butt seriously giving people who have the power to impose their judgment on your tax liability an incentive to maximize tax collections; what could go wrong?
Truth, Justice, the American Way Corruption, Intimidation, the Chicago Way
If were lucky nobody will focus on Ms. Ingram too much today, and turn instead to one of our cabinet level scofflaws, Kathleen Sebelius who was caught in a Chicago-style shakedown for donations to help fund Obamacare. Its okay to break the law if its for a good cause, right? And whats a better cause than Big Guys Health and Human Services funding of O-care?
Butt dont worry, BO didnt know anything about that either. We just leave him out in the rain until all of his memories have been washed away. Disappeared, down the rabbit hole that is the Big O.
Okay, I cant seem to remember anything, can I get back under the umbrella now?
Just for future reference, heres an excerpt from an article on proper umbrella etiquette that may prove handy for Big Guy, given his unfortunate experience with umbrellas:
Always hold an umbrella for a lady (h/t conservatives for Palin)
Make sure your umbrella is the proper height
Buckle your seat belt Bucky, its going to be a rough ride.
Ive been advised of a yet another etiquette rule: Even the Queen holds her own umbrella.
As you see though, in this case, a Marine is holding it for the Queen.
...Read The Rest Here>>>
If England’s Queen can hold her own umbrella why can’t ours?
Even Turkey's Prime Minister looks embarrassed by the LGBT-in-Chief
Dauters=daughters. Haven’t had coffee yet.
What? Of course, any self-respecting (and office-respecting) POTUS is man enough to hold his own umbrella!
Why not post it here instead of pimping for hits?
Etiquette, Shoes on table, no coat, tie, flip people off...
Don’t care for that Etiquette.
Please, Obama can’t think and hold an umbrella at the same time. /s
Ping for later!!!!
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