Thousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-PartyPosted on 04/28/2013 9:02:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Allow me to summarize last night’s festivities: it sucked. Conan sucked, Big Guy sucked, the whole thing was really sucky. Butt then it always is; that’s why everyone plans all those great after-parties.
Thousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-Party
Big Guy was funnier than the professional comedian hired to host the affair (as required by a clause in his contract).The room was hot, the food was cold, and everything else was tepid. If you want to hear the lame jokes check out Politco or HuffPo. I’m going to focus on the real purpose of this event: personalities and boobage.
As usual we had in attendance both the old media and the new media,
or, in the case of Arianna, both rolled into one, and I do mean rolled.
old pols and new and -
equally terrifying
old Hollywood – and I do mean OLD,
along with new Hollywood -
Duck Dynasty stars Korie and Willie Robertson
(SNIP)
The only thing missing at this celebrity awards show were actual awards. So I decided to give some of my own.
First, the “Funkiest Hair” award. At any other event this award would have gone, hands-down, to comedian host Conan O'Brian. Butt this year he got serious competition from Lady M, so I’m calling it a tie:
(SNIP)
For the “Best Gut Shot” award, another perennial winner, Harvey Weinstein:
Although Chrissy McTingles was a close runner up and will definitely be a future contender:
My last award is for the guest most likely to have a mug shot taken later in the evening. The honor this year goes to George Stephanopoulos’ wife, Alexandra Wentworth. Although they both showed up looking like they were well into their cups -
Alexandra kicked the award out of the park by willingly posing for her pre-mug shot:
Which reminds me, I do have one other prize to award: the Goofiest Face award. Alexandra would have been a runner up if we didn’t have so many professionals to deal with. Again, in any normal arena, this award would have gone to host Conan O’Brian:
Butt this isn’t a normal arena. And these aren’t any normal faces. So again, another tie: to the WONS!
In summary: another successful evening of entertainment for the ruling elite by the court jesters.
Maybe we have blurred the edges a bit too much between the worlds of media, politics and entertainment, turning all of them into “celebrities” to the detriment of all of us living in the real world.
As Dewey from Detroit reminded us in “Celebrity Culture,” Andy Warhol was indeed prescient:
Clearly the man who predicted that “in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes” knew a thing or two about the endurance of celebrity culture.
(SNIP)
It’s just that this seems like a very long 15 minutes.
Show biz is now show biz for ugly people.
So many clowns all in one spot. Kind of like a universal clown convention.
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Geez.....Where is the airspray, the photoshopping? Damn!
Whoever thought HD photography was a good thing apparently hasn’t been to one of these poser soiree`s. That’s a whole lotta effing ugly a$$ed people to put in one room.
Classy - really classy. Steisand’s makeup artist decided “let’s go for the LOOK AT MY BOOBs and EMERALD so you don’t look at my nose, face and old lady hair”.
Little Georgie S was a whore for Clinton, so it’s only fitting he had to bring his tanked- up whore wife.
BTW, what the hell is it with Conan the Commedian? Must bleach and stickify his hair but forgot the wrinkle cream. What is he? Sixty?
And, lastly before I go, I’ll comment on Camilla! I can’t see her shoes, did Newt wheel her in on a dolly? I swear she looks like some department store mannequin.
Well, the Ducks certainly dropped several notches down the list for even entertaining the idea of attending such an event. Doubt they’ll drum up much business for Duck Commander at this shin-dig. Shame on you Willie and Kori.
Speaking of which, here is what a good looking celebrity looks like (and who did not attend)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3013216/posts
Sarah Palin said it best. The ‘DC AssClowns’ held a ‘NerdProm.’
Every single person in that room is an ENABLER to the biggest HOAX ever perpetrated on the American people. A bunch of hypocrites and traitors that should be tarred & feathered and prosecuted, some hanged and some have lifetime residence in GITMO without A/C!!!
A clown car filled with self-absorbed politicians,
media personalities and Hollywood busybodies.
One of the commentators on FNC later compared the whole thing to a high school lunch room--we saw the "cool kids" at one table making fun of the "uncool" kids at another table.
I think the fame has gone to Willie Robertsons head. Time to take DD off my DVR list. Sad how someone who calls himself a Christian can open support someone who openly opposes Christians and their values. Shame on you Willie!
The people in that room are why America is losing her power.
If I was Conan O’Brien, I would sue my mortician for malpractice.
Actually Newt is the only person capable of saving the country.
I read that right here on FR, so it must be true.
Newt excluded.
I know someone who was there.
I’ll comment on Camilla..Make that Callista.
Yeah...a slip of the similar (in more than one way, royally speaking), I guess....but you’re right...my bad.
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