Thousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-PartyPosted on 04/28/2013 9:02:23 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Allow me to summarize last night’s festivities: it sucked. Conan sucked, Big Guy sucked, the whole thing was really sucky. Butt then it always is; that’s why everyone plans all those great after-parties.
Thousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-Party
Big Guy was funnier than the professional comedian hired to host the affair (as required by a clause in his contract).The room was hot, the food was cold, and everything else was tepid. If you want to hear the lame jokes check out Politco or HuffPo. I’m going to focus on the real purpose of this event: personalities and boobage.
As usual we had in attendance both the old media and the new media,
or, in the case of Arianna, both rolled into one, and I do mean rolled.
old pols and new and -
equally terrifying
old Hollywood – and I do mean OLD,
along with new Hollywood -
Duck Dynasty stars Korie and Willie Robertson
(SNIP)
The only thing missing at this celebrity awards show were actual awards. So I decided to give some of my own.
First, the “Funkiest Hair” award. At any other event this award would have gone, hands-down, to comedian host Conan O'Brian. Butt this year he got serious competition from Lady M, so I’m calling it a tie:
(SNIP)
For the “Best Gut Shot” award, another perennial winner, Harvey Weinstein:
Although Chrissy McTingles was a close runner up and will definitely be a future contender:
My last award is for the guest most likely to have a mug shot taken later in the evening. The honor this year goes to George Stephanopoulos’ wife, Alexandra Wentworth. Although they both showed up looking like they were well into their cups -
Alexandra kicked the award out of the park by willingly posing for her pre-mug shot:
Which reminds me, I do have one other prize to award: the Goofiest Face award. Alexandra would have been a runner up if we didn’t have so many professionals to deal with. Again, in any normal arena, this award would have gone to host Conan O’Brian:
Butt this isn’t a normal arena. And these aren’t any normal faces. So again, another tie: to the WONS!
In summary: another successful evening of entertainment for the ruling elite by the court jesters.
Maybe we have blurred the edges a bit too much between the worlds of media, politics and entertainment, turning all of them into “celebrities” to the detriment of all of us living in the real world.
As Dewey from Detroit reminded us in “Celebrity Culture,” Andy Warhol was indeed prescient:
Clearly the man who predicted that “in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes” knew a thing or two about the endurance of celebrity culture.
(SNIP)
It’s just that this seems like a very long 15 minutes.
Harvey Weinstein --- honestly, when you are that rich, shouldn't you look better?
Leni
looks like the bar scene from STAR WARS
LOL... best comment!
She wears wigs, nothing but wigs. Last night’s hair do looked like a smaller hair piece, sitting on top of her real hair, which is cut short. Michelle is like Oprah or Dolly Partin, you will never see them without their wigs or hair pieces.
Looks like she was hiding behind her bangs. I wonder if they kept getting stuck in her fake eyelashes. ( meow)
wish someone would ask her point blank...DO YOU WEAR WIGS ALL THE TIME????
A normal person would brush their bangs out of the way, but like Anthony Perkins with the fly walking on his face, she just kept staring straight ahead with her bottom lip almost covering her nose.
“A normal person would brush their bangs out of the way, but like Anthony Perkins with the fly walking on his face, she just kept staring straight ahead with her bottom lip almost covering her nose.”
I believe that is Obama with the fly walking on his face. In fact flies seem to walk on his face quite frequently. They are attracted to garbage.
ugh
I believe that is Obama with the fly walking on his face. In fact flies seem to walk on his face quite frequently. They are attracted to garbage.You are absolutely correct!
The fly was walking on Perkin's hand in the movie Psycho, not his face.
The point was that she (he thought he was his mother) wouldn't even harm a fly.
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