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A Theory On What Fun NYC Mayor Bloomberg Will Ban Next...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-5-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/05/2013 11:55:06 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

If you don't know what it is you can learn here.



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bloomberg; harlemshake; satire

1 posted on 03/05/2013 11:55:15 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Flatulation


2 posted on 03/05/2013 11:59:58 AM PST by clamper1797 (De-throne King Obozo)
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To: The Looking Spoon

so is your next Mayor going to be a Lesbian ?


3 posted on 03/05/2013 12:02:55 PM PST by molson209
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He will outlaw orgasms.


4 posted on 03/05/2013 12:12:55 PM PST by Cyman
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To: clamper1797

“Flatulation”

When farting is outlawed, I’ll make the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted.


5 posted on 03/05/2013 12:21:10 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Blue jeans, sneakers, recliners, convertibles, anything from Victoria’s Secret, chewing gum, popcorn, comic books, Easter candy, chocolate, bacon, confetti, flowers, big dogs, paper napkins, plastic forks, bottled water, home made bread...

He’s just getting started


6 posted on 03/05/2013 12:27:58 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it has been deemed that anything not good for you is bad. Hence, illegal; alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat-
Spartan: Are you s---ting me?
Computer: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
Spartan: What the hell is that?
Computer: John Spartan, you are fined one credit...
Huxley: Bad language, child play, gasoline, un-educational toys, and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again, so is pregnancy if you don't have a license.
7 posted on 03/05/2013 12:31:06 PM PST by Darren McCarty (If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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When is this man’s term of office over?


8 posted on 03/05/2013 12:41:29 PM PST by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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Red Ties


9 posted on 03/05/2013 1:40:44 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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