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A sad announcement - Lost guns, so sad.
Protein wisdom ^ | December 20, 2012 | Jeff G

Posted on 12/20/2012 2:56:33 PM PST by HammerT

I know I probably shouldn’t have done it — especially because yesterday was a snowy day with the temperature here in Colorado dipping well below freezing — but on a whim I took all my guns and ammunition out in a small skiff on one of the nearby lakes and, sad to say, the boat capsized when I stupidly tried to prove to myself that I could do it Gangnam style, even in an inherently unbalanced situation, while also tending to a fishing pole.

All my firearms and my ammo stockpile is now, as a consequence, sleeping with the fishes.

Just so you know. All you who are reading here. And no, I have no plans to replace them at this point. Because children.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; boatcontrol; boatlist; guncontrol; nocompromise; secondamendment; youwillnotdisarmus
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To: tacticalogic
You think they'll hire me as a cook when they ramp up?

Don't eat the peach cobbler.

johnny

101 posted on 12/20/2012 6:38:34 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Put two and two together! He’s got his newly graduated brown shirts for all his dirty work! By the sound of things, It Looks like he’s gonna need a massive laundry service to get out the blood stains in those shirts! At least he’s gonna create some entry level jobs! :-)


102 posted on 12/20/2012 6:39:50 PM PST by Circle_Hook
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To: JRandomFreeper
You think they'll hire me as a cook when they ramp up?

I'm thinkin' there's probably going to be fewer of them, not more.....

103 posted on 12/20/2012 6:45:05 PM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: HammerT

Lost mine too.

Space aliens.

Yup, it’s always those guys. ;)


104 posted on 12/20/2012 10:25:06 PM PST by Wildbill22 (They have us surrounded again, the poor bastards- Gen Creighton Williams Abrams)
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To: William Tell
To paraphrase General Patton, "Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other guy die for his."

I'm with you on that, but if (worst case for America) the United States Marines are actually following an illegal order to confiscate firearms from American citizens, almost any individual or family they come after will lose. In that situation, we have to decide how expensive we can make it for those who facilitate evil, and which path is less costly for us or more beneficial in preserving what used to be a free country.

105 posted on 12/21/2012 3:20:51 AM PST by Pollster1 (Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: mozarky2; All
Have you ever considered that this has a serious side:

We’re putting the petty tyrants on notice that we know darn well that the true purpose of the Constitution and the 2nd amendment – and that’s to restrict what the petty tyrants can do to us.

Something they ought to keep in mind before they get too confident in their omnipotence.

Think of it as buzzkill for the DemoRat despots.

106 posted on 12/21/2012 10:03:26 AM PST by HammerT (The Obama Recession, you bone it you own it.)
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