[Charles Henrickson]

[mylife]

IBTP!!

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[glasseye]

Top 10!

[bcsco]

Now wait a minute. . . . Dunham, Dunham--where have I heard that name before? That's right! Stanley Ann Dunham and her boy Barry! Maybe Lena and Our President are related, on the freaky white Dunham side.

I wondered the same when I saw the first post about this. Yours is the first comment I've seen acknowledging the point. Thanks! BTW, what's she counting, how many guys left her to pay the tab?

[cripplecreek]

A guy who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.

In other words, a guy interested in one thing with no responsibility or strings attached.

[KarlInOhio]

Now wait a minute. . . . Dunham, Dunham--where have I heard that name before? That's right! Stanley Ann Dunham and her boy Barry! Maybe Lena and Our President are related, on the freaky white Dunham side. That would explain the weirdness. Call in Henry Louis Gates, and he can do a DNA test.

And the sound of dueling ukeleles plays in the background.

[GeronL]

They haven’t pulled that crap yet??

[areukiddingme1]

Should the first time cost 5 trillion dollars, put 47 million people on food stamps, 23 million on unemployment, and be so painful like he put sand in the Vaseline — And he shouldn’t be a two pump chump, sure, he took care of himself, but what about you...did he even call you back or just put on his shoes and say he would call you back...And then not call you back for four years to do it again, because he wanted to use you again...just say’n. (repost)

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

"For Democrats, this year voting will be like sex. Awkward, embarrassing, with lots of crying afterwards."

David (Iowahawk) Burge

[N. Theknow]

Vote for Obama?

Your first time, don't do it with just anybody, do it with an absolute prick.

[carlo3b]

Lena, he doesn’t respect you now, he won’t be there in the MORNING AFTER, and drugs, paid for by you and your other deFLOWERed minions, will not rid you of your guilt when you are 30..

[GSWarrior]

Mr. Henrickson, your opening paragraphs are some of your best writing.

[Gay State Conservative]

To me that tattoo screams SYPHILIS.

[Mr. Silverback]

Same haircut as the grandma on Roseanne.

[Mr. Silverback]

So Lena Dunham has done this "Your First Time" video, and it has gone viral. Ewww, maybe I should rephrase that. It has taken off faster than Big Bird on a binder full of horses.

My bayonet would not be getting anywhere near that!

Seriously, she's got more wrinkles at 26 than my middle-aged wife, and I already mentioned the old lady haircut...

[Mr. Silverback]

My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

"I got sand in places I never knew I had!"

[AZLiberty]

A much younger, liberal colleague went off to law school a couple of years ago in a blue state. We've had a couple a conversation since, including an extended discussion about global warming (needless to say, despite 16 years of steady temperatures, he's still a big believer).

One day, on his Facebook wall, he linked to an article advocating free abortions, and then made a broader statement supporting women's rights.

A couple of hot chicks (judging by their profile photos) then made fawning remarks in response. Perhaps my friend will start wearing a badge, "I support free abortion." Who knew it could be a pickup line?

[Mr. Silverback]

Did you not vote for Jean-Francois Kerry?? You know, the guy who served in Vietnam? Are you saying Kerry was slut-boated? Were you not ready?

Too hung from the Greek mixer.

[Mr. Silverback]

She's voting with her lady parts!

Because she has no lady smarts.

Oh, and those ain't lady parts. She'd have to be a lady.

[Army Air Corps]

So, her first time was with a dude who paid for the condoms, but left her will the bill for the motel room and the booze.