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DUmmie FUnnies 9-23-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2012 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/23/2012 8:21:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are in a state of panic over the fact that the Gallup poll shows the presidential race as about even as you can see in this THREAD, "WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???" If they are this panicked now, imagine what the DUmmies will be like the weekend before the election when, with their reputations on the line, most of the polling outfits will be FORCED to reveal the true state of the electorate. Meanwhile it is FUn to watch the DUmmies undergo poll panic in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remembering the tremendous accuracy of the 1990 Nicaraguan presidential election polls, is in the [barackets]:

WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???

[Yeah, because we all remember how honest the Obama Regime was in assigning blame for the Libyan fiasco entirely on a poorly made video.]

Rasmussen and Gallup have Romney ahead... I know, it's crazy... but it's true...

[Don't worry. ObamaCare will provide coverage for your special OSS L-pill.]

Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010.

[And, of course, none to the handling of the economy by The One. He is absolved of all blame.]

Obama will be well ahead by November. The Romney campaign is self destructing, they've seen the internals and know they can't win.

[Please place a Suicide Watch on DUmmie sufrommich on November 6.]

If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters who didn't turn out to vote in 2010. The assumption is that if you didn't vote then you are less likely to vote now.

[Just keep your mind on that idea and the diaper mudslides can be prevented...until weekend before the election.]

I think Obama is definitely up, especially where it counts, and he'll win, but that it is even within 15 points sickens me about this country.

[Another DUmmie has just signed up for the Nov. 6 Suicide Watch.]

Obama is up against roughly the same economic conditions in place that UTTERLY sank Jimmy Carter

[Hey! Maybe the next jobs report will show unemployment has dropped a full two points!]

Carter was up on Reagan like 8 points pre debates. If Obama's hull is strong, Carter was unsinkable.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

tracking polls always fluctuate--they did in 2008, too.

[And remember the dramatic fluctuation in the 2004 exit polls?]

Poll close. That is all needed to cheat at the polls with the electronic voting machines.

[Ah! I see you already have your excuse ready.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; galluppoll; mittromney
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To: PJ-Comix
Ooh, ooh, you said "presidential race", that's a dog whistle word to all those racist rightwingers! (It's not hard thinking like a lefty, they're so predictable at throwing the race card)
21 posted on 09/23/2012 5:54:26 PM PDT by mrsmel (One Who Can See)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hold down on your heads Dummie’ , they will pop off.


22 posted on 09/23/2012 6:02:42 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

Good one. Thanks for the ping.

LOL! at the “right-wing media.”


23 posted on 09/23/2012 6:19:32 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 30 like a snail with JATO units!


24 posted on 09/23/2012 8:25:53 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters who didn't turn out to vote in 2010. The assumption is that if you didn't vote then you are less likely to vote now.

Except that's not how a likely voter screen works, DUmmie.

25 posted on 09/23/2012 8:29:25 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Tamzee

Well said.


26 posted on 09/23/2012 8:33:03 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: PJ-Comix

An SNL classic:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/1049485


27 posted on 09/23/2012 9:25:40 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

“FluctuAmellicans, too!”


28 posted on 09/24/2012 5:04:33 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: PJ-Comix
WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???


29 posted on 09/24/2012 5:54:56 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: RIghtwardHo

“Honest Polls are a very good snapshot of what is going to happen in Nov.” There I fixed it for you to make it true.

Almost every one of those polls showing a close race are totally ginned up and easy to see through IF you examine their internals.

When one which uses the proper party ratios, poll Likely Voters and has a large enough sample has The Disaster ahead then I will worry. Until them I can see how they got their bogus results and don’t worry. Having to resort to these gimmicks convinces me that The Disaster is losing.


30 posted on 09/24/2012 10:27:54 AM PDT by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: Tamzee

I would just clarify that oversampling is not necessarily wrong. The whole point of over sampling is to attempt to predict the difference, on election day, in turnout between the parties. Splitting the poll always 50/50 would be almost always wrong.


31 posted on 09/24/2012 10:41:42 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco

I might be fairly scarce for a week starting this Thursday. The reason is I might have discovered a “Kril Coupon” which basically gets me anything I want for FREE. Not sure yet if the scenario will work but if the item I have in mind has a price markdown as announced, I can end up with...at least 40 packs of Jack Daniels baby back ribs, 10 gallons of Arizona iced tea, and 10 large cans of Chock full O’Nuts coffee. That’s just for starters. I could also end up with 30 1 liter bottles of Grey Goose via bartering of other goodies of which some I will drink and the rest to trade for various bling-blings. Deal ends next Wednesday so perhaps I will be feasting on Jack Daniels baby back ribs and sipping Grey Goose while watching the the first presidential debate.


32 posted on 09/24/2012 7:51:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco

This is what I hope to get about a 3 week stockpile of. Just heat them up in the microwave and eat. I hope I don't get sick of them like I did with chicken wings. I got so many chicken wings for FREE with coupons that my body built up a resistance to them. I still can't eat chicken wings.

p.s. Why are they called St. Louis ribs?

33 posted on 09/24/2012 8:00:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Thanks :-)


34 posted on 09/24/2012 9:36:12 PM PDT by Tamzee (The U.S. re-electing Obama would be like the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceberg again.)
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To: Ramius

I agree, you’re absolutely right. I wasn’t clear when I mentioned oversampling. I was talking about those lovely polls that currently give Obama up to twice the Dem turnout margin that he enjoyed in 2008. Utterly impossible.


35 posted on 09/24/2012 9:39:36 PM PDT by Tamzee (The U.S. re-electing Obama would be like the Titanic backing up and ramming the iceberg again.)
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To: Tamzee

Yes, completely agreed. I think there’s no way he even gets close to the enthusiasm he enjoyed in 2008.


36 posted on 09/25/2012 7:27:08 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: Tamzee

Yes, completely agreed. I think there’s no way he even gets close to the enthusiasm he enjoyed in 2008.


37 posted on 09/25/2012 7:27:13 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: eyedigress
Sorry Everybody dot com part 2

I remember those pictures of the sad little libs holding the sad little signs apologizing to the world for Bush's re-election victory.

If we win, I will be happy to report from the mental ward, behind heavily locked doors. They don't want the world to see their breakdown.

38 posted on 09/26/2012 7:46:03 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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