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A Hollywood Opening Prayer For The DNC?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-4-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 09/04/2012 11:07:49 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2012dncconvention; dnc2012; lordvoldemort; prayer; satire

1 posted on 09/04/2012 11:07:56 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

spooky.....


2 posted on 09/04/2012 11:23:39 AM PDT by brivette
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To: The Looking Spoon

Followed by the singing of “God Damn America” by the Rv. Jeremiah Wright.


3 posted on 09/04/2012 11:33:42 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (....The days are long, but the years are short.....)
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To: The Looking Spoon

To Allah, or to Gaia? That won’t be a Jesus crowd!


4 posted on 09/04/2012 12:01:37 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: SaxxonWoods

Rush just reported hearing a rumor that Rev. Wright would be doing the closing benediction at the convention. Hmmmm .... they just dropped ‘God’ from their platform .... I guess Rev. Wright makes a lot of sense. /s


5 posted on 09/04/2012 12:10:15 PM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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To: MissMagnolia

It’s almost as if they want to lose.


6 posted on 09/04/2012 12:13:58 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Since Rahm has short-circuited his visit, the DNC will be having a SPECIAL SURPRISE SPEAKER.

Singer, Songwriter, Actress, Comedian... preview of appearance...

VICTORIA'S SECRET

7 posted on 09/04/2012 12:33:15 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: dfwgator

Bible Study...........
Origin of Left & Right...

I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the”right” and Liberals are called the “left.”

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:
“The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.

Can’t get any simpler than that.

and now for a Spelling Lesson-———

The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican.......I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats

End of lesson. Test to follow in November, 2012.

Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent removal month.


8 posted on 09/04/2012 3:07:56 PM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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