Posted on 07/17/2012 7:34:08 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
I was just watching the original broadcast of the opening of Disneyland in 1955. Reagan was one of the hosts, and the park was dedicated with the Star Spangled Banner, the raising of the flag, and Jewish, Protestant and Catholic clergy, with a prayer from Walt’s nephew, a pastor. How wonderful to be able to “be” there via Youtube!
While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others
Should they accomplish this, thousands of beleaguered Disney employees will immediately defect and join the attackers. There is nothing...NOTHING...as insidious as "It's A Small World", and they will rejoice to be rid of it.
The scene in "The Lion King" where Scar reacts violently to Zazu's singing of the song was Disney's self-effacing hat-tip to the thousands upon thousands of Disney employees who have been tortured by that hideous song over the decades.
Burn it to a crater, then salt the earth.
No Blood For Pixie Dust!
Nuke it 'till it glows, and then bomb it in the dark.
So it is written, so let it be done.
Semper Fi,
TS
The swing through Tomorrowland reminds me of the Schlieffen Plan.
The first step is to properly identify the target. It is Sleeping Beauty’s Castle.
I’m a solution-oriented guy.
Ain't nuthin to nasty for that abomination!
Not even The Doctor can (or wants to) save it; it WILL be exterminated...Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!
I never knew you were a Dalek.
[Explains a lot, really...]
“I will storm hell, if you will but plan it.”
- General “Mad Anthony” Wayne
There’s one major problem with this. Information available up to now has always indicated that the Mouse forces have available to their forces “Magic”. Now, this either insinuates that Mouse forces have either the ability to alter fundamental physical constants at the local level, or they possess technology at a level high enough above ours as to appear to be “Magic”.
Unless and until the issue of the Mouse fortress possessing otherworldly or immensly superior technology is addressed through something like a covert asset insertion, any attempt to undertake a direct assault risks a high probability of outright annihilation.
A significant number of military and civillian assets have gone missing over the last 57 years in the area (allegedly) to the south of the Kingdom (The so called “Devils Triangle). Given what is known of the Kingdom at this point, it’s not a stretch to consider that people lost in those areas have actually been captured and enslaved, with their souls being used to run the infernal devices powering the Kingdom.
The Mouse Kingdom should not be triffled with without serious intel, The situation now is at least better than having a whole defeated nation chasing each other around with oversized hammers, slaving under dwarves and whistling while we work (in a vain attemt to summon the release of death?)
The ultra-rare Red-White-&-Blue Dalek...so rare, there’s no screen shots, nor even an action figure. ;-’)
Just a few changes like this and she never gets a castle.
Spotters in the top of the castle will see these troops long before they ever get to the castle. This will need a diversion and some heavy prep fire to take it without being annihilated.
With this plan, enemy snipers from the Contemporary Hotel will be shooting at your C&C and artillery the entire time. You will also have to deal with Disney Marines stationed at the Polynesian Hotel hitting your rear from the monorail and the boats via the TTC.
I would have come in through the north side of the park. If you have taken the train ride around the park, you know that area is undeveloped but still provides natural cover and concealment. It also has access roads to provide quick movement by Abrams, Bradleys, and Strykers.
We’re visiting the Mouse in September. I’m sure I’ll have plenty of recon photos including many of the enemy soldiers.
And that worked out so well the last time...
No doubt it’s been many and a many-a, my Squidly FRiend, but what intel have you to add reference enemy tunnel recon afore this mission kicks off? LOL
A broad assault like the Russians in Berlin. Encirclement followed by massive heavy artillery bombardment. Then send in sappper to fight in the tunnels. The workers will throw down their arms but hardcore fans will fight to the last. If Mickey pulls a Saddam,then expect a long protracted war. I suspect he will prefer to take Minnie into the bunker. Goofy will be appointed commander in chief after Mickey puts a Walther in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Goofy will be hanged for crimes against humanity.
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