Posted on 07/09/2012 12:19:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
One thing about our DUmmie Ant Farm: It is entertaining! The DUmmie Ants, with their cute little antics as they scurry about, are highly amusing! And from time to time--like, every day--something causes them to kick it into high gear. They start swirling about madly, taking their overwrought histrionics to another level. SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!
Shook-up Ants are FUnnie Ants! That's what we find today in this THREAD by DUmmie Hugabear, "The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced." The paranoia is palpable. The drama-queen posing, as the DUmmies seek to out-DU one another in fear and loathing of eeevil Rethuglicans--hilarious! These are the Days of Whine and Poses!
But before we get to the DUmmies themselves, let us sing our DUmmie FUnnies anthem, "That's a DUmmie." Click the music link and sing along!
THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"
When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.
Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
And now let us pull up a seat and watch our endlessly entertaining DUmmie Ants get all shook up, in Fire Ant Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to a super shake-up in November, is in the [brackets]:
The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced
[DUmmie Hugabear is all shook up. Please proceed, DUmmie Hugabear . . .]
And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.
[Direrer than all of them--combined--is the GOP!!]
The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country. There would be no middle class. Just the wealthy, and the near-slaves to support them. Honestly, I'm sure they would reinstate slavery given the chance.
[The GOP, left to their own devices . . .]
. . . . . . . "Set phasers to SHACKLE."
Their attitude toward the poor and needy in this country is appalling. Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.
[Well, except for family, friends, church, community, private charities--you know, like people used to help people, before the government got in the way.]
Starvation would become common in many areas.
[Hopefully, benburch's belly would be one of those areas.]
Diseases once thought to be contained to Third World countries would rear up.
[OK, enough about benburch.]
Hospitals would demand payment up front (some already do), those who can't pay are SOL.
[LOL! Hospitals, many of which were started by us eeevil Christians, have ALWAYS made provisions for caring for the indigent.]
We already know how they feel about climate change. They are prepared to kill the planet just to fill their coffers.
[It's our "Coffins for Coffers" program.]
The GOP would do what 200+ years of foreign and domestic enemies could never do.
[With frauds like these, who needs enemies? Thank you, DUmmie Hugabear. Now let's hear from your fellow shook-up Ants . . .]
um, they are well on their way to accomplishing their goals.
[Frightening, isn't it?]
And what's so strange about that is the Republican Party was the one who FREED the slaves!!!
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
the "Republican Party" from back then has as much resemblance to current repukes as the original Tea Party had the current teabaggers.
[Well, actually, that would be true! The forced redistribution of wealth--i.e., the basis of the Democrat platform--IS a form of involuntary servitude. And Tea Parties, both then and now, ARE opposed to oppressive taxation. So you have stumbled into a truth!]
Ahahahahaha . . . nice try, little troll
[But DUmmie tonybgood (77 posts) protests . . .]
First of all, I'm not a troll!!!
[A sure sign of a troll. Buh-bye, DUmmie tonybgood!]
Bin Laden was less of a threat to this country!
[And we know what Obama did to Osama!]
Bin Laden was a mere tool of the RepubliCon Party.
[A mere tool! Probably a NeoCon himself, a closet JOOOOO!!]
given how much the idiot right believes obama was born in kenya, there's more proof dick cheney basically made UBL a puppet and did the dirty deed.
[Ha! PROOF that Darth Cheney was behind it! MIHOP!]
The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.
[The same old Democrat Party is the rise of Sociolists united.]
It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.
[EV-VER!]
The problem is too many Americans are too F'en ignorant to get what is happening, lambs to the slaughter.
[What is happening when we read you DUmmies is laffs to the laughter!]
We need to somehow codify in law a collection of laws that make it so that if sociopaths try to violate the people within a society or the broad society as a whole, that their avaricious behavior would trigger immediate penalties --- loss of property up to loss of freedom.
[DUmmie 6502 is getting in touch with his Inner Fascist. Please continue . . .]
Personally, along with this kind of law should be included a kind of repeat-offenders provision: individual members (direct bosses up the chain) of the organizations that repeatedly violate these laws should then be psychologically evaluated. If they are found to be sociopathic, then they would be prohibited from being placed in any leadership roles that could effect the society (eg. no running companies... no government work... no managing offices... etc...) and placed in psychological care for evaluation to determine when and if they can be released back into the general society.
We have no excuse to allow avaricious sociopathic acts to go unchallenged on the basis of "freedom".
[Yeah, that "freedom" stuff is overrated. Thank you for this insight into the liberal mind, DUmmie 6502.]
I, for one, don't think all or even most RW'ers are crazy. I think that the majority of them have simply fallen for oversimplified sound bites as solutions to complex problems (close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back, etc). . . .
[Close the borders, cut taxes, get the government off my back--hey, that sounds pretty good! Why don't we try that!]
The majorrity of them would be happy to have us strung up in concentration camps or put to death. They are sociopaths.
[Concentration camps?? No way! You must be thinking of those Bain Reeducation Centers being built out on the salt flats of Utah.]
That's just crazy talk.
[Ergo, perfect for DUmmieland.]
I think if not checked, we are headed for a theocratic dystopia.
[Stop the theocratic dystopia! Support the Democrats' War on Religion!]
There are a lot of good people who vote republican. . . . I just don't agree that all gun-toting, Christian, pro-life, pro-death penalty, climate change-denying right-wingers are sociopaths.
[HERESY!]
My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver's license picture and whispered, "I registered as a Democrat."
[And see? Look what the Rethuglicans did to her! Dead within a year. Those d*mn theocratic dystopians!]
As for not wanting to demonize the Repukes like they do us, why don't you go play tiddly winks down at the Senior Center? We're in a struggle for america, and those who don't want to play rough should get the f*** out of the way.
[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]
Oy, you are going just a wee bit over the top with that contention. Get back to me when the GOP is shooting people in the streets.
[Hey, now THERE'S a thought! Thanx!]
The Yellowstone caldera exploding might be a bigger threat.
[Old Fateful.]
repubLIEcon, Treason be thy name. May they all BURN.
[Throw them in the caldera!]
They're nuts!
[Throw them to the squirrels!]
They are vampires. . . .
[Call Abraham Lincoln! . . . Wait, he was a Republican himself. . . .]
Mean-spirited, bigoted, rotten-to-the-core people. . . .
[And those are their GOOD points!]
The GOP needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. . . .
[Love, love, love . . .]
they are the most dangerous ideology on earth.
To the World really. They should be tried Globally.
[To The Hague with them!]
We outnumber them. We have the second amendment to protect us.
[Feel the irony!]
The number of recs on this is unbelievable. If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.
["Beginning to"???]
DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, you are d' winnah! :)
I never realized the Republican Party is so powerful. According to these demented DUmmies, we are more to be feared than the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse: pestilence, war, famine and death.
O, SOL, O mio....
My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver’s license picture and whispered, “I registered as a Democrat.”
Maybe she knew she would die and wanted to keep voting.
Theocratic Dystopia vs. "Democratic Utopia"
["Beginning to"???]
Bookmarked so I can read it again! hahaha
My bogus DUmmy troll account persona tried to post on this DUmmy thread but there are limits. It has to be said though that over at the DUmp, there are lots of opportunities for us double agents to have some summer moonbat FUn!
The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever facedI think he meant Dire Straits.
And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.Sorry. Never heard of those groups. Do they play Metal?
The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country.Not So. We mostly favor Fender© Strat & Tele Guitars and Amp devices.
Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste
Starvation would become common in many areas.
The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.Bigger than Elvis?
It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.
My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver’s license picture and whispered, “I registered as a Democrat.”
Maybe she knew she would die and wanted to keep voting.
LOL!!!!!! Good one!
I see our friend Ms. Hugabear has a new one out “tellin it like it tis” with respect to “reich wing hate radio”. This again poses a problem for my bogus DUmmy persona who really wants to have some FUn but also would like to keep just ahead of the tumbSTONERS at the DUmp. The problem is how to get in a little subtle snark into a thread designed to out LFTs?
I thus look to my close DUmmy alter-ego JackPine Radical for guidence in this matter. After all, we are dealing with a normal IQ of say 150 so things have to be done with considerable care. So I add just a hint of OWS credit and pretend to be outraged by anti-commie remarks made at fellow DUers but offer nothing solid in the way of solutions to our problems. And that keeps me out of trouble.
As my bogus DUmmy account closes in on 600 posts without so much as a hint of troll status I must resist the urge to get cocky. The ability to access the DUmp in times of trouble, say a Republican swep in November will be worth it’s weight in Gold. I must not loose sight of that fact.
Not So. We mostly favor Fender© Strat & Tele Guitars and Amp devices.
[It’s those dang Gibson Les Paul kooks you have to watch out for.]
Hey, Blues sounds much better om a Les Paul than on a Fender!
It does? I'll have to cross check Blues Legends and Guitars. I'm pretty sure that Fender is like 999 to 2 vs Les Paul.
LPs have their place in music for sure. It just ain't the Blues.
LPs have their place in music for sure. It just ain’t the Blues.
Tell that to B.B. King.
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