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Why Obama Wasn't Born With A Silver Spoon In His Mouth
The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-20-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 04/20/2012 1:02:03 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon




TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: obama; satire; silverspoon

1 posted on 04/20/2012 1:02:12 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
Why Obama Wasn't Born With A Silver Spoon In His Mouth

It's because dog is eaten with a fork, not a spoon.

2 posted on 04/20/2012 1:07:12 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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To: The Looking Spoon

This is a trick Question. Everyone knows he wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his hand. . He was born with a hammer and sickle in his hands. LOL


3 posted on 04/20/2012 1:11:02 PM PDT by Autonomous User ( As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

They use wooden spoons in Kenya.


4 posted on 04/20/2012 1:15:35 PM PDT by pallis
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To: The Looking Spoon

Born with a dog drumstick in is mouth.


5 posted on 04/20/2012 1:21:17 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Zer0 was born with a silver spoon to his nose.


6 posted on 04/20/2012 1:23:55 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: The Looking Spoon

Judging from the picture I would say it was a suppository in Obama’s mouth.


7 posted on 04/20/2012 1:25:32 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: Meet the New Boss

I thought they ate dog with chop sticks. Just the thought of someone eating dog and bragging about it makes me ill.

Listening to what he said I didn’t know if he was saying dog was tough to eat because it was a “dog,” an animal that is a pet. Or if was he saying it tasted tough, like in tough to chew? I couldn’t tell what he meant. Either way, it is nothing to brag about and as a foreign-raised (born?) President of the U.S., he should know he was being culturally insensitive to American citizens and their dogs.


8 posted on 04/20/2012 1:29:34 PM PDT by This I Wonder32460
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To: This I Wonder32460
I didn’t know if he was saying dog was tough to eat because it was a “dog,” an animal that is a pet. Or if was he saying it tasted tough, like in tough to chew?

After saying he ate dog meat he goes on to say he ate snake meat and that it was "tougher" so he did not mean it was tough to eat dogs because it is like eating a friend (man's best friend), he meant it was tough to eat as in chewy or gristle.

9 posted on 04/20/2012 1:34:57 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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To: Autonomous User

Well....here’s the thing. You go to Occidental College for two years ($76k for tuition alone), then you go to Columbia College in NY ($80k roughly for tuition alone), then you skip two or three years and go to Harvard Law School ($80k for tuition alone roughly). Toss in $150k for living expenses during the six year period, and you’ve spent $450k in 2010-dollars.

So you ask yourself...what kid from Ripley, Mississippi could afford that? What kid from Boaz, Alabama...could afford that? The President obviously could afford it.

The silver spoon exists....you can’t readily explain $450k and how bills got paid, without the aid of the silver spoon.


10 posted on 04/20/2012 2:11:53 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: The Looking Spoon

It wasn’t a silver spoon, it was a golden retriever.


11 posted on 04/20/2012 2:14:16 PM PDT by Washi (Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, one head-shot at a time.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks The Looking Spoon.


12 posted on 04/21/2012 7:22:01 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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There was no room in his mouth because it was full of the communist manifesto.  
13 posted on 04/21/2012 10:58:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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