[PJ-Comix]

I can HEAR!!! I had my ears flushed out today. A lot of wax flushed out but right away, my full hearing returned to me. I didn't realize until today just how diminished my hearing was due to ear wax. Also I can hear noises in a higher pitch like chirping birds. The 35 level of volume my TV was normally set at had to be lowered to 15 level. Also looking forward to skin diving without going deaf afterwards which had been the case.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[cripplecreek]

I swear upon the 9 goddesses of Omachon Perseii 8 I haven’t got a clue what these ijits are rambling on about.

[Army Air Corps]

My pithy response their stream of mindless babble is this: ¿Que?

[Mercat]

Top Ten.

[KarlInOhio]

Just so long as they keep to astrology and don't branch out into alchemy. If they figure that out they'll turn gold into lead being the screwups that they are.

[diamond6]

Did you go to a doctor or get a kit?

A sidenote... has anyone noticed that huge star right above the crescent moon?!! I have never seen such a large star before (exception for the sun). Actually, that is probably a planet. I feel dumb.

[rdl6989]

Next they will be channeling Miss Cleo.

[mnehring]

Kingsley is a magician, sorcerer, alchemist, visionary and zen master of the first order.

..and on weekdays he serves up a mean super-sized fry.

[richmwill]

Seriously? THIS talk coming from the DUmmies- just wow. Meanwhile, any talk of Christianity there is mockingly belittled with “And idiots believe those fairy tales” and such...

[Ditter]

.......I am at a loss for words......

[decal]

“I have been living inside a 550-page koan for two weeks...”

Live inside a 550-page koran for two weeks and you'll want to examine Camelanus instead.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

[Silly me. And all this time I thought the taste of the world's best ice cream was mango ice cream covered with Kahlua.]

You are mean PJ! Now I want some and no pin money until the end of the month.

[Dragonspirit]

LOL! These Democrats are hilarious with their “mystic zen” super cereal astrology. The sad part is that their lives lack any focus, consistency, honesty or true spirituality. The real thing I wonder is if it is just their genetic damage or psychological. Did they adopt this BS as a consequence of their Democrat philosophy or were they always irresponsible libtards and thus drawn to said Democrat philosophy? Nature vs Nurture, chicken vs egg. Either way, they provide a lot of amusement.

[Pinkbell]

Those Christians are crazy according to the DUmmies, and that, that is “sanity”. All this proves to me is what I learned years ago in religion class. God places a desire to find him in our hearts. In the Bible, people were funneling that desire into worshipping gods, so God revealed himself to Abraham. Of the people who know of God, people have chosen to follow him; others have rejected him. Some have rejected him and created a religion that they feel better fits their beliefs and makes God into what they want. That’s what the DUmmies have done. They feel a need to believe something but don’t want to believe in God.

[Lauren BaRecall]

Stupid DU-ers! They missed the part where Kingsley explains that Jupiter is in the House of Representatives - the big gas bag sitting in the Speaker’s chair.

[Condor51]

Hopefully I will feel even more attuned with the Cosmic Vibrations in the ensuing months and years.

Me too DUmmie. I hope those 'Cosmic Vibrations' hit you smack on the head when they come.

But alas, here's the bad news -- those 'Cosmic Vibrations' will be Gamma Rays from the next Super Gamma Ray Burst from far out past Uranus (paging Ben Burch) and you'll be toast, literally. However there is an upside -- though you'll be burnt to a crisp, you'll save the rest of humanity by getting Zotted (obvious pun).

Annnnd, for all anyone knows there could be one coming straight at us you right now. So like momma says - put on some clean underwear before you go out.

[tiredoflaundry]

I've been on a hamster wheel for years and years, and now want to smash that hamster cage with a mega-size sledgehammer. [That's because you found out that you're really a gerbil looking for Uranus.]

How long have you waited to use that line!! LOLOL

[USMCWife6869]

And they say Christians are nuts?

[RegulatorCountry]

I was feeling that all day yesterday. Even through the aforementioned wreck which felt very Uranus like.

IBTWEINKE (In Before The Wrecked 'Em? It Nearly Killed 'Em!)

[Arrowhead1952]

Both this experience and the money-related one I described before have to do with healing the psychic wounds that I acquired from running headlong into the brick walls of both external and internal reality.

[Yeah, reality does tend to be quite hard on the DUmmie psyche.]

DUmmies have a hard time dealing with reality. They will be in bad shape when the SHTF in the coming years.