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DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-12 (Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

Kneel before Barack! Bow to Obama! Our President must be treated with the UTMOST respect at all times!

Now say you are a governor of a state and you come out to greet the President at the airport, even though he is a member of the other party and his policies are hurting your state, and you meet him on the tarmac, but then you get into a bit of a heated back-and-forth with him, and in the course of the argument you DARE to raise your finger toward him for a moment, and a photographer with a zoom lens snaps a picture of it, and you are a Rethuglican, and you are white, and you are a woman, and your skin is somwhat wrinkly from being 67 years old and living in Arizona, and your chin is a little pointy--well THEN, you must be a RACIST, a WITCH, and a B*TCH!

The DUmmies are laying this kind of a beating on Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who dared to diss Dear Leader. Multiple threads at the DUmp to choose from; we'll go with this THREAD, "Did I just see that crazy woman Brewer sticking her finger in Obama's face?" and this THREAD, "Arizona Governer Waives her Finger in the president's face."

Of course, the FUnnie thing here is the gross HYPOCRISY of the DUmmies. They themselves were OK with "disrespecting the President" when it was Chimpy McBushitler. They themselves have criticized Obama for being too centrist, and that's OK, but if Republicans criticize Obama, it must be because they're racist. The DUmmies decry sexism in others, but they themselves unleash sexist attacks on Governor Brewer. Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie!

Before we get to the DUmmies, though, here's a brief report on what happened on the tarmac:

It was clear from the moment they greeted one another on the tarmac that this wouldn’t me your typical grip and grin. At one point, she was pointing her finger at him, and at another, they were talking at the same time, seemingly over each other. Then he appeared to walk away from her while she was still talking.

It started when she handed him a letter and said she was inviting him to meet with her. The president replied that he’d be glad to meet with her again “but did note that after their last meeting, a cordial discussion in the Oval Office, the governor inaccurately described the meeting in her book,” a senior administration official said.

He was referring to her book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” which is harshly critical of the president. The pair has clashed sharply on immigration policy, with the Obama administration suing Arizona to block its enforcement measure. In the book, she described an Oval Office meeting, and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.

So let us now hear from the DUmmies, in high DUdgeon and in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, proud to note that Governor Brewer is a fellow Missouri Synod Lutheran, is in the [brackets]:

Did I just see that crazy woman Brewer sticking her finger in Obama's face?

[She's a crazy woman and a racist!]

She is evil!

[Redundant. She's a Rethuglican.]

He should bite it off.

[Finger food.]

but I'd be afraid of getting rabies.

[. . . said the barking moonbat, frothing at the mouth.]

He should have headbutt her..might have knocked some sense into her.

[I like headbutts and I cannot lie . . .]

What a f***ing shrill harpy!!!

[DUmmieland is a sexism-free zone.]

Such disrespect, it's unreal.

[Eight years of spewing rage and venom at Bush: Perfectly fine. Eight seconds of raising a finger to Obama: Unbelievable! Inexcusable!]

I can't remember a president consistently treated with this much disrespect.

[Google "democraticunderground.com," within a date range of January 20, 2001, and January 20, 2009--any thread, it doesn't matter--and it may jog your memory.]

this has been over the top. . . .

[Brewer is simply . . . one poke over the line.]

She looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[She's a witch! BURRRRN her!!!]

I read lips ... she said ... "How DARE you be President while black!!!" Then it appears that Obama responded with ... "B*tch, please ... "

[She's a witch AND a b*tch!]

The look on his face seems to be saying 'thanks for your highly valued opinion insane person. BTW your dentures are falling out again.'

[Speaking tooth to power!]

I would have loved to see two or three SS men deck her.

[Feel the love!]

What's that about indefinite detention? Take her now.

[Gitmo, then The Hague!]

Arizona Governer Waives her Finger in the president's face

[DUmmie postor waves her write to a dictionery.]

Why are the Republican leaders in this country so farkin' disrespectful??

[Those Rethuglican leaders are a bunch of farkin' b*st*rds!! We HATES them!!]

These Repukes need to get a few lessons in how to treat a sitting President. . . .

[I guess Chimpus Khan never sat down.]

I'd like to wave my middle finger at Jan.

[Surprised Barry didn't . . .]

Did she call him "Boy"?

[Let's jump on her for things she DIDN'T do!]

I want to rip her finger off and shove it up her @ss.

[benburch says, "Here! Over here, please!"]

That wrinkled up old battleaxe needs to go away.

[Go back to the Axes of Evil!]

"Condescending": Code for "uppity Negro", I'm quite confident in this case.

[Who does that shrill harpy battleaxe b*tch think she is??]

She's a witch!!!! Look at that chin!!

[Somebody get a duck!]

The problem with that picture is that it doesn't include two rather large Secret Service guys removing her limp lifeless body from the tarmac.

[DUmmie ashling, in a field loaded with many worthy candidates, YOU take the cake for today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award®! Congratulations!

She has an incredibly pointy chin. What up wit dat?

[The witch is pointing her CHIN at him, too! Unbelievable!]


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KEYWORDS: arizona; brewer; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; Choose Ye This Day; Ballygrl; All
Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line

No one yet has mentioned the title of this DUFU. I'm disappointed in you people. A prize to the first one who can figure it out.

21 posted on 01/26/2012 2:18:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Barry Got Fingered.)
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To: kevkrom
[DUmmie ashling, in a field loaded with many worthy candidates, YOU take the cake for today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award®! Congratulations!]

What say you, kev, O founder of the PLTA?

22 posted on 01/26/2012 2:22:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Barry Got Fingered.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Brewer and Shipley, One Toke Over the Line.


23 posted on 01/26/2012 3:00:48 PM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Charles Henrickson

BTW, we need a special song for this, Pastor Charles.


24 posted on 01/26/2012 3:02:18 PM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Charles Henrickson
One Toke over the Line - Brewer and Shipley.

25 posted on 01/26/2012 3:08:50 PM PST by Stegall Tx (Living off your tax dollars can be kinda fun, but not terribly profitable.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Typical DUmmie hypocrisy: Gov. Brewer points her finger, and they want her dead. Irony, thy name is DUmmies.


26 posted on 01/26/2012 3:23:09 PM PST by hsalaw
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To: Huntress; ShorelineMike; LUV W; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; Ballygrl; Choose Ye This Day; ...
Brewer and Shipley, One Toke Over the Line

DING DING DING! We have a winner! No further calls, please.

Let's see, Huntress, I promised you a prize. . . . What shall it be?

A Kewpie Doll? No, that's for DUmmies having a Brief Moment of Mental Clarity. . . .

A stuffed, plush Li'l Beaver? No, that would be a little hard on the Beaver. . . .

How about . . .


27 posted on 01/26/2012 3:28:24 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Barry Got Fingered.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TOP THIRTY!!!

Thanks for the post and ping.


28 posted on 01/26/2012 3:52:47 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thank you, Pastor Charles. I decided to take a stab at a song myself.

One Poke Over the Line

One poke over the line, Sweet Barry,
One poke over the line,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.

Waitin’ for the One who is all, Sweet Barry,
Hopin’ that the One is on time,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.

Who do You love, it sure ain’t me,
I’ve been writing, as you can plainly see,
I saw You tense and I learned about Your ire that Arpaio said,
If I should chose to criticize the One, he will lose all cred.

Now I’m one poke over the line, Sweet Barry,
One poke over the line,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.

Waitin’ for the One who is all, Sweet Barry,
Hopin’ that the One is on time,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.

You walked away while I was answ’ring you,
Now I’m pointing out that You’re a thin-skinned bro,
But now I know that You cannot take the heat,
like a real man. So you take a simple meet and greet,
And act like a spoiled brat. So I’m

One poke over the line, Sweet Barry,
One poke over the line,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.

Don’t you know I’m just a waitin’ for the One who is all, Sweet Barry,
Hopin’ that the One is on time,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.


29 posted on 01/26/2012 3:55:13 PM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Maybe Barry should invite her to the White Hut for a beer.


30 posted on 01/26/2012 4:18:59 PM PST by Veggie Todd (I don't mind you hitting me, Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, that was clearly the winner.


31 posted on 01/26/2012 4:30:57 PM PST by kevkrom (Note to self: proofread, then post. It's better that way.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, it ALMOST qualifies for “mental clarity” but not. LOL!

Very clever for a DUmmie, though! Shockingly so!


32 posted on 01/26/2012 4:31:15 PM PST by luvie (Unleash the American People!!)
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To: Huntress

I’ve got one that I ‘m almost finished with, and I’ll post it later this evening.


33 posted on 01/26/2012 4:53:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Barry Got Fingered.)
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To: Huntress

Down in Arizona,
Where the allegations get so mean

There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the other right-wingers look tame

Poke-digit Jannie
Poke-digit Jannie

Everybody said it was a shame
‘Cause Obama was just working on his campaign...

(mean, vicious woman)


34 posted on 01/26/2012 5:05:05 PM PST by mikrofon (Pointed discussions)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“...and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.

Who to believe, Who to believe.....
Yea, this is a tough one.


35 posted on 01/26/2012 5:34:29 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson

“...and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.

Who to believe, Who to believe.....
Yea, this is a tough one.


36 posted on 01/26/2012 5:34:48 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson
Caught on camera. VIDEO describing a guy I know who now lives in a tent on a parking lot in an industrial park. What makes it especially depressing is he spent his younger years living in the Caribbean paradise of St. Thomas. From a beautiful tropical island to living in an industrial park tent. BTW, the fanny pack is underneath the Hawaiian shirt.

Maybe more videos to come since all of Broward County is like my personal crackerbarrel where I tell stories to groups at industrial parks, barber shops, auto dealerships, sub shops, etc.. Jowayne has more videos of me from this session including me pondering what happens if Dr. No gets a case of jock itch.

37 posted on 01/26/2012 5:43:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: PJ-Comix

So that’s you PJ.
Interesting......
Interesting that you look and talk like i imagined!
LOL

The guy walking behind you looked like he was ready for anything to happen......
What was he doing, unlocking his safety?

PJ you’re in my top 5 FR favs!
Thanks man.

PS PJ i might e-mail you for just a little FL vacation advice.
I plan on getting away soon, And getting sick of the growing riff raff i see more of every year during my cheap vegas getaways.
I’m not that big of a gambler but i want to stay somewhere where i can atleast play some video poker, drink free beer and watch the game on tv....and maybe see the beach or something.

I KNOW you have just the right place in mind for me in FL.


38 posted on 01/26/2012 6:18:03 PM PST by mowowie
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To: mowowie
That guy behind me is a good friend of mine, Bunnie. He actually has a good sense of humor but I guess the camera caught him in such a way that he doesn't look too happy. Next time I see Bunnie, I'll tell him he came off in my video appearing like a mass murderer. He'll get a laugh out of that.

I might have a camera follow me to several of my dozens of hangouts in this county telling stories. One thing I want to do is go to a Goth hangout at night and interview Goth chicks about the best pickup lines guys can use on them. Goth dating techniques.

39 posted on 01/26/2012 6:48:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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To: mowowie
A continuation from the previous video. In this VIDEO I discuss what the attitude would be of someone from North Korea to living in a tent in the middle of an industrial park.
40 posted on 01/26/2012 8:11:14 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
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