Posted on 12/26/2011 8:04:16 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
(With all due apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
.....You've memorized Ron Paul's economic platform, but your supervisor doesn't think you're ready to man the shake machine yet.
.....You fail a remedial history class at the local vo-tech when every one of your answers on the final exam is "Ron Paul".
.....Your mother calls down to your basement "apartment" to tell you that dinner is ready and you scream back, "I'll eat when I'm ready, you Zionist pig! What's the matter, don't you believe in freedom ?"
.....You think bong water is an acceptable alternative to aftershave.
.....You like to tell people that you're the product of Screwy Lewy Rockwell and Cindy Sheehan's trysts.
.....Your every sentence begins with "Only Ron Paul...." and "Ron Paul is the only....."
.....Code Pinko kicks you out of a rally for being a wuss.
.....You throw darts at a picture of Abraham Lincoln.
.....Your head spins around and you spit pea soup when you're within five feet of a synagogue.
.....You know what Ron Paul's first words were, but you can't remember where you left that last hit of heroin.
.....You're dumb enough to call Mark Levin's show and start a sentence with "Only Ron Paul..." and "Ron Paul is the only...." (Yes, this rates two mentions! It's as annoying as it is intellectualy lazy!)
.....You think burqas are "VA-VA-VOOM!"
Come on don't put a wet blanket on it, this thread is one of the greatest exhibitions of projection ever seen on FR. Unwashed basement dwellers calling names and making silly statements about unwashed basement dwellers calling names and making silly statements. The adults have left the room.
“Ron Paul is not a statist, A RINO or a socialist. He is a constitutionalists that could potential change the status quo in Washington. As a conservative I support his views.”
Since when does Conservative thought and belief include:
-—calling America “imperialist” ?
-—turning our back on allies ?
-—accepting endorsements from Code Pinko and Ralph Nader ?
-—saying George Bush was “gleeful” after 9/11 ?
-—wanting legalize heroin and prostitution ?
Obviously, you and I have very, very different ideas about Conservatism. Fuhrer Paul is to Conservative like kitten is to strong side linebacker.
+1 !!
LOL!!!!!!!!
And by comparison Obama is our buddy. So if Paul is the nominee you are prepared to vote for Barry.
“Come on don’t put a wet blanket on it, this thread is one of the greatest exhibitions of projection ever seen on FR. Unwashed basement dwellers calling names and making silly statements about unwashed basement dwellers calling names and making silly statements. The adults have left the room.”
Oh.... Now I get it! Paultards can wander all over the internet smearing whomever they want (like Ronald Reagan, Sarah Palin, Antonin Scalia, and Clarence Thomas, to name a few) but when someone hits back, it’s wrong. My mistake.
Too bad. I’m done being polite. The gloves are off and are staying off until RuPaul becomes a meaningless footnote in American history.
Another strawman dies needlessly.......
Even if RuPaul’s Brownshirts drag his carcass across the finish line in Iowa, it won’t matter.
Just ask “President” Huckabee......
No. The threat he poses is coldly calculated, very real, and very sobering. Ron Pauls godless, immoral libertarian ideology is destructive of the core natural law moral principles upon which this free republic, and our claim to liberty, are premised.
He clouds peoples minds about the difference between true liberty and moral license. He makes people think there is a right to do wrong, when none of the founders of this country would have made any such silly, dangerous claims.
He truly is a revolutionary, in the same sense Obama is a revolutionary. They both deny the self-evident truths of the founding. The kool-aid might be a different flavor, but the cyanide will kill you just the same.
Despite it being a refuge of sanity and clear discussion of so many things, I've also read a lot of crap on Free Republic over the years - a lot of people getting down and dirty and outright lying as hard as they know how, over every issue they know is true, for purely evil purposes, in order to destroy clear understanding.
But I think this post of yours is the winner. It is such a nasty, all-out lie, such a deliberately absolute rape of everything Ron Paul stands for, such a heinous violation of what you know to be the truth, that with it you've won the filth award of the decade.
But in a strange way, it pleases me. Because of the enemies of the Constitution, of true freedom, and of truth, are so up against it that they have to resort to a level of thuggery like your grotesque lies in order to try to kill the light, then things are actually getting better. Yes, scum trolls will continue to collect paychecks for trying to destroy their country, but the fact that they are hired at all, and printing such depravity, means the awakening is becoming unstoppable.
That's all - you can carry on now (for as long as they continue to pay you, of course).
I can guarantee you that goal will not be reached by the display of juvenile name calling evidenced on this thread. In fact, it could just as easily convince people that the opponents of Ron Paul should not be taken seriously and if this is the quality of his opposition, maybe he deserves another look.
“Ron Paul does not support homosexuality in the military. There is a difference between tolerance and acceptance.”
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” -—Leviticus 18:22
Call me cazy, but I think I’ll listen to God before Ron Paul.
“But I think this post of yours is the winner. It is such a nasty, all-out lie, such a deliberately absolute rape of everything Ron Paul stands for, such a heinous violation of what you know to be the truth, that with it you’ve won the filth award of the decade.”
I see. But you’re OK with RuPaul slandering Bush by saying he was “gleeful” after 9/11, right ? Calling American troops war criminals is just fine, huh ?
LOL, you have no idea how stupid you sound do you.
And he’s making you irrational. Can’t you see how much power he as over you?
I’m all busted up. Really. Boo-hoo.
Just so you know, I’ve written plenty about the Stormfront Candidate. Take a gander:
http://www.absolutelynonpaul.blogspot.com/
I don’t think we are to be the judge.
Luke 6:37 “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.
“LOL, you have no idea how stupid you sound do you.”
LOL, you have no idea how much of a cultist you sound like, do you ?
So, you’re all for homosexual “rights”, huh ?
Go ahead. Throw your computer out the window. You know it’ll make you feel better.
Why would I go and do something like that ? I’m not like Fuhrer Paul’s OWS buddies. What would destroying private property accomplish ?
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