You Might Be A Paultard If....

The Force | 12/26/11 | Alan Levy

[Absolutely Nobama]

(With all due apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

.....You've memorized Ron Paul's economic platform, but your supervisor doesn't think you're ready to man the shake machine yet.

.....You fail a remedial history class at the local vo-tech when every one of your answers on the final exam is "Ron Paul".

.....Your mother calls down to your basement "apartment" to tell you that dinner is ready and you scream back, "I'll eat when I'm ready, you Zionist pig! What's the matter, don't you believe in freedom ?"

.....You think bong water is an acceptable alternative to aftershave.

.....You like to tell people that you're the product of Screwy Lewy Rockwell and Cindy Sheehan's trysts.

.....Your every sentence begins with "Only Ron Paul...." and "Ron Paul is the only....."

.....Code Pinko kicks you out of a rally for being a wuss.

.....You throw darts at a picture of Abraham Lincoln.

.....Your head spins around and you spit pea soup when you're within five feet of a synagogue.

.....You know what Ron Paul's first words were, but you can't remember where you left that last hit of heroin.

.....You're dumb enough to call Mark Levin's show and start a sentence with "Only Ron Paul..." and "Ron Paul is the only...." (Yes, this rates two mentions! It's as annoying as it is intellectualy lazy!)

.....You think burqas are "VA-VA-VOOM!"

[Absolutely Nobama]

I just lllllllooooooooooooooove being lectured by some snot nosed college brat who’s never had a job in his life..... /sarc.

Good one!

+1

[Absolutely Nobama]

I just lllllllooooooooooooooove being lectured by some snot nosed college brat who’s never had a job in his life..... /sarc.

Good one!

+1

[Absolutely Nobama]

Favorited......

“Wow,” said Alan as he shook his head in utter disbelief.

[mas cerveza por favor]

It is not be surprising if college grads who cannot get a job in this economy lose patience with politics as usual.

[Absolutely Nobama]

:)

[EternalVigilance]

Seriously, I’m not a fan of the “tard” thing, or “he’s crazy” or any of that.

No. The threat he poses is coldly calculated, very real, and very sobering. Ron Paul’s godless, immoral libertarian ideology is destructive of the core natural law moral principles upon which this free republic, and our claim to liberty, are premised.

He clouds people’s minds about the difference between true liberty and moral license. He makes people think there is a “right” to do wrong, when none of the founders of this country would have made any such silly, dangerous claims.

He truly is a revolutionary, in the same sense Obama is a revolutionary. They both deny the self-evident truths of the founding. The kool-aid might be a different flavor, but the cyanide will kill you just the same.

[Nita Nupress]

Am i the only one who wonders why the man has only 1 1/2 eyebrows? When i first noticed, i thought maybe he just slipped with the razor or something. And that 1/2 eyebrow is about to fall off any minute now...

[Absolutely Nobama]

On the money, LJ!

You know what ? I don’t care what they claim to think anymore. I’m finished being patient with them. They can take their Fuhrer and emigrate back to Iran for all I care.

[null and void]

Yeah. I tried branding Obama's National Civilian Community Corps (as well funded and equipped as the US military).

National Civilian Community Corps?

The NatCCC, or more simply, the NatCs? Never caught on. *sigh*

[pterional]

Ron Paul is not a statist, A RINO or a socialist. He is a constitutionalists that could potential change the status quo in Washington. As a conservative I support his views.

[EternalVigilance]

About the only thing I’ve found this election to be good for is to get the Ron Paul supporters cleaned out of my Facebook list.

[Absolutely Nobama]

“When you declare that the root cause of every hostile act by any nation throughout history can be traced back to American foreign policy and/or the existance of Israel.”

Ah......yes. The Thomas Woods School of History.....Gotta love it!

If it wasn’t for us Zionist Neocon War Monger Illuminati types, the glory that was Rome would still be standing.....

[EternalVigilance]

Ron Paul is not a statist

Actually, he is. He thinks "states' rights" trump unalienable rights.

There is no more statist position than that.

He is a constitutionalists

Hardly. He pretends that some of the most important principles, purposes and explicit, imperative requirements of the document do not exist.

[EternalVigilance]

Ron Paul is not...A RINO

Actually, he is the epitome of a RINO, since he always has been, and remains, a Libertarian, not a republican.

[Absolutely Nobama]

RuPaul IS the enemy.

Anyone who insults this country by calling it “imperialist” and hangs with Code Pinko, votes to allow homosexual pervs to serve openly, and is an antisemte who takes money from Stormfront is no Conservative and deserves every drop of venom he gets on FR.

[Absolutely Nobama]

“No. The threat he poses is coldly calculated, very real, and very sobering. Ron Paul’s godless, immoral libertarian ideology is destructive of the core natural law moral principles upon which this free republic, and our claim to liberty, are premised.”

I couldn’t agree more. I’m “illustrating absurdity by being absurd”, as Rush would say.

A Ron Paul nomination would destroy the Conservative Movement. If the Conservative Movement is destroyed, we can kiss America good-bye. We’re the only ones who truly understand the mess we’re in as a country.

Certainly not funny stuff by any stretch of the imagination....

[pterional]

He does not believe in centralized power like a statist would but he believes in individual rights.

[detective]

You have at least one Swastika tattoo and overall more tattoos than years of school completed.

[Absolutely Nobama]

That’s ‘cause it’s fake, much like his Conservatism....

[Absolutely Nobama]

NatC’s ?

Hey, I think it’s cool and rather telling.....