Poll Asks Free Republic: If Obama Was An Inanimate Object, What Would He Be?

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/16/11 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

With Christmas coming and so many people unemployed, we have President Obama and the Democrat Party to thank for it. For many people, Christmas is being virtually flushed down the toilet while Obama flies off to Hawaii for another vacation and more rounds of golf. But here at The Right Elective Decisions we decided to have some fun and ask Free Republic if Obama were an inanimate object, what would he be?

[Windflier]

Was going to say a bag of hammers.

That works too.

[Windflier]

Too masculine unless you’re talking ball peen.

Is this better?

[RegulatorCountry]

Ooh, it makes little squeaky noises whenever it manages to hit something.

Perfect!

[writer33]

Rotting bullshit!

Indeed. LOL!

[writer33]

Well if you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.

LOL - You could.

[writer33]

A stump is most appropriate.

[writer33]

A petri dish overgrown with enterococcus faecalis.

LOL!

[writer33]

Don’t overuse your new found talent.

Now that's the real trick isn't it. And I'd have to agree.

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump, Nateman.

[writer33]

Yet here we are with Obama as president..

It just goes to show you there's always idiots out there. :-)

[writer33]

A golf ball.

That's almost poetic. LOL!

[writer33]

Used my father in laws old stand-by, dumb as a box of rocks.

That works. :-)

[netmilsmom]

Ya got that right,

[DarthVader]

How about ODomesticHousePestula or Boroach Obuggery?

[writer33]

How about ODomesticHousePestula or Boroach Obuggery?

I like 'em both. LOL!

[Chandalier]

He’d be a Chia Pet.

[writer33]

LOL!

[angcat]

A tampon.

[angcat]

A tampon.

[rabidralph]

A golem.