Poll Asks Free Republic: If Obama Was An Inanimate Object, What Would He Be?

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/16/11 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

With Christmas coming and so many people unemployed, we have President Obama and the Democrat Party to thank for it. For many people, Christmas is being virtually flushed down the toilet while Obama flies off to Hawaii for another vacation and more rounds of golf. But here at The Right Elective Decisions we decided to have some fun and ask Free Republic if Obama were an inanimate object, what would he be?

[GeronL]

I thought about a rotting fallen log in the woods but that contributes to the eco-system... far too useful...

[quantim]

I see a colostomy bag is an option but it doesn’t state if it’s full or not.

[cripplecreek]

No, a toilet is useful and takes waste away from your house.

[abclily]

A charred fence post standing alone after a grass fire.

[jimfree]

That’s a softball.

He is a doorknob.

[upchuck]

The foulest smelling turd ever dropped by Satan himself.

[Miles the Slasher]

a teleprompter.

[editor-surveyor]

>> “If Obama Was An Inanimate Object, What Would He Be?” <<

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A dildo.

[DooDahhhh]

POS

[TwoSwords]

A grain of sand.

[posterchild]

A photon - descends on a beam, has no (resting) mass, has no volume.

[Colonel_Flagg]

If Obama Was An Inanimate Object, What Would He Be?

Mitt Romney.

[grumpygresh]

A fecolith. That’s a fossilized terd.

[y6162]

douche bag

[RobertClark]

One of those stupid bobble head hula-girl dash ornaments.

[Blado]

A coprolite from the late Soviet era.

[gimme1ibertee]

"Too masculine unless you’re talking ball peen." ....or a ninnyhammer....:)

[WhatNot]

a puppet

[goron]

ash tray

[writer33]

Good one, es. I should’ve thought of that. LOL!