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"Naked Mole Rats Have the World's Ugliest, Most Sluggish Sperm"
The Virginian ^ | 12/8/2011 | Moneyrunner

Posted on 12/08/2011 2:39:36 PM PST by moneyrunner

James Taranto's "Best of the Web"

If They Want to Reproduce, They'd Better Get Some Clothes On


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; napl
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To: shibumi
OH GOD!

The stupid!

It hurts!


21 posted on 12/08/2011 11:15:59 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: Salamander

“Nude Mole Rats with Sluggish Sperm Wearing Ugly Socks!”


22 posted on 12/08/2011 11:19:06 PM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Allegra

Hey!

Send me that link, wouldja?

;D


23 posted on 12/08/2011 11:20:47 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: Allegra; shibumi

Do not ask me why this came to mind...I don’t really know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbEuRzlhIs

:)


24 posted on 12/08/2011 11:23:26 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: shibumi; Allegra

You two had to get me started, didn’t ya?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H1JYRmxiT0

[bet there’s more where those came from]


25 posted on 12/08/2011 11:27:31 PM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: Salamander

In a 70s Willy music mood, are ya? ;-)


26 posted on 12/08/2011 11:36:27 PM PST by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Allegra

Just a really weird willy mood, I think.

:)


27 posted on 12/09/2011 12:02:53 AM PST by Salamander (I'm Wounded, Old And Treacherous.)
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To: moneyrunner
Naked mole rats live in colonies dominated by the queen, who chooses one male at a time to mate with. She suppresses the reproductive instincts of every other male in the colony.
That sounds like some people I've known.

I like the cartoony version better:

28 posted on 12/09/2011 5:20:46 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Slings and Arrows

World’s Ugliest, Most Sluggish Sperm ping.


29 posted on 12/09/2011 5:32:09 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I gotcher ugly right here!


30 posted on 12/09/2011 7:15:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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