Mysterious planet-sized object spotted near mercury (Mercury)

The Sideshow ^ | December 7, 2011 | Eric Pfeiffer

[decimon]

Is a giant, cloaked spaceship orbiting around Mercury?

That's been the speculation from some corners aftera camera onboard NASA's STEREO spacecraft caught a wave of electronically charged material shooting out from the sun and hitting Mercury.

Theorists have seized on the images captured from the "coronal mass ejection" (CME) last week as suggestive of alien life hanging out in our own cosmic backyard. Specifically, the solar flare washing over Mercury appears to hit another object of comparable size. "It's cylindrical on either side and has a shape in the middle. It definitely looks like a ship to me, and very obviously, it's cloaked," YouTube-user siniXster said in his video commentary on the footage, which has generated hundreds of thousands of views this week. Now, how this user was able to determine that the object was "obviously" a cloaked spaceship with no other natural explanation remains as much a mystery as the object itself.

[aruanan]

Dyson Sphere?

A Dyson sphere completely encloses a star. As envisioned by Dyson, it was a network of satellites surrounding the sun.

[no-to-illegals]

A space eddy? Suppose it is possible.

[muawiyah]

It has headlights.

[Dallas59]

[molson209]

A space eddy?

The distance between dog(named Eddy) droppings in the backyard

[Felis demulcta mitis]

i think it might be

http://image.internetautoguide.com/f/celebrities/spaceballs-the-movie-1973-winnebago-eagle-v-spaceship/23181444+w527+st0/spaceballs-the-movie-1973-winnebago-eagle-v-spaceship.jpg

[AndrewB]

Nothing to worry about until it starts circling Uranus.

[NormsRevenge]

Cool!

They are out there.
well, something is..

[Lady Lucky]

I’d blame it on optics. Note the dark space between it and Mercury. Anyway, if it were an object the size of Mercury, and near it, wouldn’t that cause perturbation of Mercury’s orbit?
Or hey, it could be Vulcan! Mercury’s legendary fellow traveler. :)

[no-to-illegals]

or a warp in the gravitational field where the mass detected the warp? Not related to the distance between droppings and Mercury ... LOL

[bgill]

Someone needs to reposition the telescope.

[dragonblustar]

[Blado]

[Blado]

[decimon]

Spoil sport. ;-)

[Never on my watch]

The ships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet were described as "impossibly huge yellow somethings" that "hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don't"

[mnehring]

I have a completely wacked out theory. The better our telescopes and imaging, the more things we’ll see that we didn’t see before.

I know, I’m crazy.

[no-to-illegals]

No you aren’t crazy, and if you are? I’m right there with you!