Posted on 09/29/2011 11:10:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Our poster boy, Wee Willie Pitt, models a shirt that could easily be worn by our DUFU OP today, DUmmie Hoosier Daddy. For DUmmie Hoosier Daddy has posted this THREAD, "'Progressive'? No: I'm a F***ing LIBERAL!" Notice, by the way, that I had to put asterisks on both Pitt's shirt and Hoosier Daddy's thread title. I have a feeling my asterisk key is going to get a heavy workout in this DUFU.
The DUmmies are ANGRY, d*mmit! They are no wimpy "Progressives"! Ptoo! on that! No, the DUmmies are LIBERALS, F***ING LIBERALS, and proud of it!
But before we get to the thread, let us sing this ode to the angry DUmmie:
THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"
When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.
Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."
When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:
Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!
So let us now enter the angry land of the Looney Left, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, who OD'ed on a most exciting night of baseball last night, is in the [brackets]:
"Progressive"? No: I'm a F***ing LIBERAL!
[I SPIT on your wussy "progressive"!]
We have allowed the g*dd*m wingnuts to define us for far too long! Are any of them backing off "conservative"? Hell no! They embrace and celebrate it! "Liberal" is NOT a dirty word. . . .
[And even if it is, DUmmies LOVE dirty words!]
I am sick and F***ING tired of this habit of ours to abandon labels we OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF in the hope Middle America will agree with us. Well guess what? Middle America already agrees with us! WE ARE THE F***ING MAJORITY!!!!!
[OK then, go with that! That's the winning approach! PLEASE bill your candidates as "liberals"--say it loud, say it proud!--and be sure to include all the "F" words! Puh-leeze!]
[THANK you, DUmmie Hoosier Daddy, for that brilliant strategy! Now let's go to your fellow f***ing liberals . . .]
I have made up my mind. . . .
[I'm surprised you were able to find one.]
Righteous!
[Right on! Power to the people!]
i had it out with my brother yesterday over this. He says liberal like he's smelling poo. I told him to stuff it, I'm a F***ING LIBERAL and you and your side can stuff it up your ass.
[Embrace the poo!]
I"M A F***ING LIBERAL! GET OVER IT!
[Bumper sticker material there. Thank you, Dale Carnegie.]
The name says it all.
[Indeed. In fact, you've given me an idea. Let's RENAME the Democrat Party and give it with a more accurate, more winning name! Say hello to . . . THE F***ING LIBERAL PARTY!]
I'm a Flaming Bleeding-Heart Knee-Jerk Liberal and proud of it!
[You left out "F***ing." What are you, some kind of a wimp??]
I'm a radical liberal and I will never be a pastel cosmeticized "progressive."
[Yes to Radical Red, no to Pastel Prog!]
We HAVE to bring the Fire in Belly!
[Get in my belly!]
I am a radical far left liberal and have been since before I was born.
[I Was a Fetal F***ing Liberal!]
a f***ing LIBERAL... or a F***ING liberal! I'll take either.
[DUmmie dana_b and the Case of the F***ING LIBERAL.]
Hey, I have two kids. F***ing liberal has a double meaning for me! Uh, by which I mean... That children are the result of f***ing.
[Unless you're a F***ing Aborting Liberal.]
They aren't about conserving sh*t.
[We f***ing liberals are! We EMBRACE the poo!]
"Liberal?" No: I'm a F***ing Socialist!
[Yes! Go with THAT! I SPIT on your wimpy "Liberal"! WE ARE THE F***ING SOCIALISTS!]
Socialist? I'm a Communist. I'd like to see someone top that.
[DOWN with your stinkin' "Socialist"! PTOO! YECCH! WE ARE THE F***ING COMMUNISTS!!!]
F***ING LIBERAL
UNDERGROUND.COM
FLU: It's going viral.
Catch the FLU, F***ing Liberal Underground!
Liberal?" No: I'm a F***ing Socialist!
I'm Shocked!!! /s
Really, how would the trash speak if civilized Americans adopted—embraced—the F-bomb and stripped it of its cache? What would be the new F-bomb?
Seriously, there was a mother shopping with her teens the other day in front of me in the checkout. Her very wide t-shirt said “F***ing classy” Out loud I said, “Wow, your shirt just says it like it is.” She continued to text and one of the teens looked at me uncomfortably. Poor kid.
Aren't you glad your mommy wasn't? If she had been, you would have been sucked out of her womb and tossed out in a trash bag.
At first I thought he would be great to hang around with to get girls as anyone near him would look good by comparison. But I then realized that most women would wonder why a person is hanging around such a loser and avoid both of them.
Interesting, coming from one who approves abortion...
There's an extremely ironic "radical far left" abortion joke in here.
Didn’t they ditch the word liberal after the stench coming off it became too bad and attempt to rebrand as “progressive”?
“I’m a Flaming Bleeding-Heart Knee-Jerk Liberal and proud of it!”
Well as long as you can force me to fund your pride, as soon as I push back then you get all huffy.
Yeah, well I’m a classical liberal, so he’s got ****, and I’ve got class.
If they survive the "choice".
This amazing since my first foray into DUmmyland only lasted about 20 posts. I've given serious thought into writing the unofficial DUmmie guide to covert DU operations. An ambitious project for sure.
Here is a pointer for the potential freeper wanting to have a clandestine DUmmy account. Pick a screen name that doesn't match your real gender.
I am a radical far left liberal and have been since before I was born.
[I Was a Fetal F***ing Liberal!]
Since before he was born, he says. Soooo...as a fetus he was a radical far left liberal? How is that possible?
I thought they didn’t believe that a fetus was alive? Is this DUmmie wandering off the reservation?
Tombstone in 5....4....
Love ya, CH, but how could you corrupt one of Deano’s best tunes??!!
Speaking of marching in the street without leaving their seats:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2022891
This Occupy Wall Street nonsense is hilarious.
“Well as long as you can force me to fund your pride, as soon as I push back then you get all huffy”
That’s it in a nutshell. Very giving people of other peoples hard earned money
“Socialist? I’m a Communist. I’d like to see someone top that.”
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Most of these DUmmmie kids are too young to know what Communism was like in central/east Europe.
Having lived in central Europe for almost ten years, I saw the scars, as well as a point on the Danube where a number people were shot as they tried to swim to freedom in Austria, on the other side.
The old building with three gun-ramps is still there.
There is one good story of a Slovak family that made it over the river one night in a homemade hot air balloon.
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