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DUmmie FUnnies 09-29-11 ("'Progressive'? No: I'm a [Blank]ing LIBERAL!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 29, 2011 | DUmmie Hoosier Daddy, DUmmies, and Chrles Henrickson

Posted on 09/29/2011 11:10:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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I think DU needs to rebrand itself:

F***ING LIBERAL
UNDERGROUND.COM

FLU: It's going viral.
Catch the FLU, F***ing Liberal Underground!

21 posted on 09/29/2011 12:04:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Catch the FLU, F***ing Liberal Underground!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So many F-bombs in this thread... sheesh. Btw, I really liked that song you wrote in the start of the thread. lol!


Liberal?" No: I'm a F***ing Socialist!

I'm Shocked!!! /s

22 posted on 09/29/2011 12:16:33 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (L'shanah Tovah Tikatevu!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Really, how would the trash speak if civilized Americans adopted—embraced—the F-bomb and stripped it of its cache? What would be the new F-bomb?

Seriously, there was a mother shopping with her teens the other day in front of me in the checkout. Her very wide t-shirt said “F***ing classy” Out loud I said, “Wow, your shirt just says it like it is.” She continued to text and one of the teens looked at me uncomfortably. Poor kid.


23 posted on 09/29/2011 12:21:18 PM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am a radical far left liberal and have been since before I was born.

Aren't you glad your mommy wasn't? If she had been, you would have been sucked out of her womb and tossed out in a trash bag.

24 posted on 09/29/2011 12:32:04 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Darkwolf377

At first I thought he would be great to hang around with to get girls as anyone near him would look good by comparison. But I then realized that most women would wonder why a person is hanging around such a loser and avoid both of them.


25 posted on 09/29/2011 12:33:07 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: MEGoody
I always shut libs up with the point that if their mother believed in abortion as much as they do then we wouldn't be having this conversation. I would be there but they would have never been born.
26 posted on 09/29/2011 12:36:19 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am a radical far left liberal and have been since before I was born.

Interesting, coming from one who approves abortion...

27 posted on 09/29/2011 12:42:37 PM PDT by bcsco (Take a Cain - and cure the Pain!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am a radical far left liberal and have been since before I was born.

There's an extremely ironic "radical far left" abortion joke in here.

28 posted on 09/29/2011 12:46:10 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (Don't stop. Keep moving!)
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Didn’t they ditch the word liberal after the stench coming off it became too bad and attempt to rebrand as “progressive”?


29 posted on 09/29/2011 12:51:26 PM PDT by Hayride
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I’m a Flaming Bleeding-Heart Knee-Jerk Liberal and proud of it!”

Well as long as you can force me to fund your pride, as soon as I push back then you get all huffy.


30 posted on 09/29/2011 1:01:46 PM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yeah, well I’m a classical liberal, so he’s got ****, and I’ve got class.


31 posted on 09/29/2011 1:02:21 PM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey, I have two kids. F***ing liberal has a double meaning for me! Uh, by which I mean... That children are the result of f***ing.

If they survive the "choice".

32 posted on 09/29/2011 1:07:10 PM PDT by denydenydeny (The moment you step into a world of facts, you step into a world of limits. --Chesterton)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ok, I have to take a moment to mention that my DUmmy mole account has passed the 400 post mark!

This amazing since my first foray into DUmmyland only lasted about 20 posts. I've given serious thought into writing the unofficial DUmmie guide to covert DU operations. An ambitious project for sure.

Here is a pointer for the potential freeper wanting to have a clandestine DUmmy account. Pick a screen name that doesn't match your real gender.

33 posted on 09/29/2011 1:29:11 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am a radical far left liberal and have been since before I was born.

[I Was a Fetal F***ing Liberal!]


Since before he was born, he says. Soooo...as a fetus he was a radical far left liberal? How is that possible?
I thought they didn’t believe that a fetus was alive? Is this DUmmie wandering off the reservation?

Tombstone in 5....4....


34 posted on 09/29/2011 1:42:26 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Cain 2012!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

35 posted on 09/29/2011 1:47:35 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici ("Si, se gimme!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Love ya, CH, but how could you corrupt one of Deano’s best tunes??!!


36 posted on 09/29/2011 1:59:04 PM PDT by jla (Who says Perry's a conservative? - Rush, Sarah, & Levin do.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Speaking of marching in the street without leaving their seats:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2022891

This Occupy Wall Street nonsense is hilarious.


37 posted on 09/29/2011 2:19:11 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -- Mortimer Brewster)
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To: CSM

“Well as long as you can force me to fund your pride, as soon as I push back then you get all huffy”

That’s it in a nutshell. Very giving people of other peoples hard earned money


38 posted on 09/29/2011 2:38:27 PM PDT by Figment ("A communist is someone who reads Marx.An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx" R Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Socialist? I’m a Communist. I’d like to see someone top that.”
_______________________________________________

Most of these DUmmmie kids are too young to know what Communism was like in central/east Europe.

Having lived in central Europe for almost ten years, I saw the scars, as well as a point on the Danube where a number people were shot as they tried to swim to freedom in Austria, on the other side.
The old building with three gun-ramps is still there.

There is one good story of a Slovak family that made it over the river one night in a homemade hot air balloon.


39 posted on 09/29/2011 3:35:21 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson; Darkwolf377
I am glad Pitt’s BoSox bit the DUst. Hey, BoSox: It gets better!

Ouch! Some of like the Sox. However, the whole organization needs to take the advice from Jack Nicholson's Batman...

"This town needs an enema!"
40 posted on 09/29/2011 4:30:56 PM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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