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Decline in Deficit Hailed by Geithner (Satire)
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 9 Sep 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/11/2011 11:21:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

News that this year’s projected federal fiscal deficit is $30 billion lower than last year’s ($1.23 trillion vs. $1.26 trillion) was cited by Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner as “a sign we’re on the right track.”

“I know it’s only a small one-year improvement, but if we can maintain this pace, the budget will reach equilibrium in only 40 years,” Geither asserted. “Of course, maintaining this pace will require both a full team effort and a little luck.”

Geithner brushed off the criticism that maintaining the current pace would add at least $25 trillion more to the nation’s debt. “Look, $25 trillion in added debt shouldn’t scare anyone who’s familiar with the government’s estimated $500 trillion in liabilities for promised pensions and medical benefits,” Geithner suggested. “Anyway, these are just numbers in a ledger somewhere. They can be erased by an act of Congress or diluted into insignificance by the Federal Reserve if necessary to protect the solvency of the government.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/president%e2%80%99s-jobs-speech-wows-congress/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: debt; deficit; geithner; satire

1 posted on 09/11/2011 11:21:12 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

GeithnerIdiot and this idiot-ridden administration are so frakin’ clueless and desperate, they would hail a prostitute that saved them $5 as a reduction in the deficit. /s =.=


2 posted on 09/11/2011 11:25:23 AM PDT by cranked
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To: John Semmens

(...crickets...)


3 posted on 09/11/2011 11:46:50 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: PowderMonkey

This guy, Timmy Geithner, is criminally incompetent. Even if this post was intended as satire, it is far to close to the truth to be comfortable.


4 posted on 09/11/2011 12:06:04 PM PDT by 3Fingas ( Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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