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DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-11 ("Chant of 'tax the rich' growing louder in nation")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 2, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/02/2011 10:47:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies like to work themselves up into a good frothing every now and then--oh, like, every five hours or so. And a favorite target--maybe THE favorite target, along with Christians--is THE RICH! BOO! HISS! The EEEVIL Rich! Tax them! Confiscate their goods! Smear them with Michael Moore's excrement! Make them watch episodes of "Pink Lady and Jeff"! NOTHING could be bad enough to do to rich people!

So it should come as no surprise on this Labor Day weekend that currently near the top of DUmmieland's "Greatest" list is this THREAD, "Chant of 'tax the rich' growing louder in nation."

There's no place like foam, and there's no place like DUmmieland for rabid foaming-at-the-mouth class hatred. So let us go there now. The DUmmie remarx are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who always makes sure his rabies shot is up-to-date when he ventures into DUmmieland--is in the tax [brackets]:

Chant of 'tax the rich' growing louder in nation

[Some enchanted even-ing . . .]

Billionaire Warren Buffett may not seem to have much in common with angry laborers at town hall meetings or armies of California nurses protesting in the streets. But these days, the executive celebrity in his boardroom and working folks on the front lines have found a common mantra as the economy continues to sputter and the 2012 election approaches: "Tax the rich."

[Warren Buffett has been wasting away again in Marxaritaville.]

They are joining Democratic politicians, such as U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer of California, who pounded the issue of making "millionaires and billionaires pay their fair share" nearly a dozen times at a recent event in Oakland.

[Uh, Babs, the rich already pay WAY MORE than their fair share. They're taxed at a higher rate, and they put in many times more in actual dollars. If you want things to be "fair," then tax everybody at the same rate, no matter their income. The rich would still put in far more dollars than anyone else, and everybody would have some skin in the game of trying to keep taxes down. Now THAT would be fair!]

The calls have become louder as President Obama plans to unveil his jobs plan next Thursday. . . .

[If there's time during the pregame show.]

Today, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-San Francisco, and the powerful National Nurses United union . . .

will take the message one step further with one of their trademark protests - this time opening a symbolic "soup kitchen."

[The Soup Nancy says: "No soup for you freepers!"]

[Now the frothing and foaming begins . . .]

K&R. SOAK THE RICH.

[TAX THEM TILL THERE AREN'T ANY MORE RICH! THEN START ON THE MIDDLE CLASS!]

Do something to them. REVOLT!

[The DUmmies are revolting!]

Our elected leaders respond in a way indistinguishable from a dog watching a card trick.

{Say, that reminds me of that painting of the dogs playing cards. Have you seen that one? It's a hoot! See, the artist has these dogs sitting around a poker table, smoking cigars and such. . . .]

STEAL IT BACK!

[No, I don't think the dogs are actually "stealing" from one another. They each have their own set of chips. . . .]

'Tax' them? Confiscate their assets.

[Throw their assets out on the street!]

Seems like that idea is unconstitutional - Fourth Amendment: "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated. . . ."

[Constitution, Shmonstitution!]

Tough.

[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!!]

The Constitution is the law of this country...It is not to be ignored.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It is our duty to revolt and take back what they have stolen from our nation.

[DUmmies, reporting for DUty!]

Stop the Corporate Machine and Create a New World. Join the Prolonged Occupation of Washington DC starting 6 October.

[Apparently there is another DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED on the way! And in proper Euro-style, too: "6 October."]

OK -- first give them the bill for environmental damage - then put them in jail/confiscate assets!

[To Club Gitmo with them! No, TO THE HAGUE!!]

A better idea.

[DUmmie Enthusiast posts a picture of a guillotine.]

Works like a charm and the heads can be displayed on pikes to put the fear of doG into those not shaved by the National Razor. We need to start building some.

[Building guillotine platforms can be part of the new jobs bill.]

Amen! WAY overdue.

[OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!]

I'll pay for the wood!

[OK, we've got the wood covered. Now who will spring for the blade?]

I am a highly skilled woodworker, all we need now is someone to craft the blade!

I'm pretty good with metal and have access to the tools and there's probably some scrap around here big enough to make it from.

It doesn't have to have too sharp an edge. You know.

[I love it when a plan comes together!]

Eat the Rich

[That's why we chop off their heads first.]

Tax the motherf***in' rich people already.

[How about taxing the people who don't pay ANY taxes, so things'll be fair?]

Axe the rich

[OK, that seems to be the general consensus: Tax 'em and then axe 'em.]

Riddle me this: why is it that the Democratic Socialists and other far leftists were calling for this years ago and it's only now hitting the mainstream? . . . Why is it that Dem Socialists, Communists and other far leftists are always so far ahead of their times?

[OK, mainstream libs, time to catch up! On your Marx . . . get set . . . OVERTHROW!]

By their works we will know them, all the others can go f*** themselves.

[What book is that in? I must have missed that verse.]

I'm going to join the prolonged occupation of Washington DC on the 6th of October. Now, tell me what are you going to do besides throw words onto a screen?

[DUAC! DUAC!]

it's my mantra: tax the rich tax the rich tax the rich

[It's like "Om . . . Om . . . Om. . . ." The DUmmies say this whenever they want to get to their Happy Place.]

Give the rich a choice: pay their fair share in taxes, or face the guillotine.

[How about both? Of course, it's hard for them to generate further revenue once their heads have been lopped off. . . .]


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To: Charles Henrickson
'Tax' them? Confiscate their assets.

Okay, let's start with the following multimillionaires:

Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, John Tereza Heinz Kerry, Harry Reid, George Soros, Warren Buffet, Barbra Streisand, Steven Spielber, Michael Moore, David Geffen, all the Obama donors on Wall Street, the publishers of the NY Times, Washington Post, and Newsweek, Mark Zuckerberg...

The list is long, but that should get the ball rolling.

21 posted on 09/02/2011 11:27:45 AM PDT by Argus
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To: GeronL

Since most business owners tend to be Conservative, they should just start firing all liberals and only hire Conservative thinking people.

Liberal or Conservative is not a protected class of people as far as employment goes...

Anyway, we all know that Conservative workers are the ones who will not call in sick all the time, sue your busines, and be lazy and sloppy at work....


22 posted on 09/02/2011 11:52:48 AM PDT by neverbluffer
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To: Charles Henrickson
Chant of 'tax the rich' growing louder in nation
Nancy Pelosi .... will take the message ... opening a symbolic "soup kitchen."
Tax the rich. Feed the poor Till there ain't no Rich no more.
Do something to them. REVOLT!
I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do,
so I leave it up to you
STEAL IT BACK! 'Tax' them? Confiscate their assets.
Seems like that idea is unconstitutional- Fourth Amendment

Tough.
It is our duty to revolt and take back what they have stolen from our nation.

I ... have become comfortably numb.
23 posted on 09/02/2011 11:54:58 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: Vision

TAX THE RICH” is just another code word for TAX WHITEY!

Just like Maxine Waters stsing that the TEA Party is the enemy...what she is really saying is that White people are the enemy.........


24 posted on 09/02/2011 11:55:03 AM PDT by neverbluffer
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To: Charles Henrickson

The two in front that are cheating always cracked me up. I had this masterpiece on black velvet.


25 posted on 09/02/2011 11:56:02 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I like both Perry and Palin, and will vote for whichever of them wins.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

the Dummies. They might smell better (marginally).

26 posted on 09/02/2011 11:58:43 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: neverbluffer
Since most business owners tend to be Conservative

Small and medium businesses maybe. How many corporations would refuse to take a government subsidy/handout?

27 posted on 09/02/2011 12:00:41 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Argus; PJ-Comix
Headline from today's news articles:

"Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway owes $1 billion in back taxes"

Smacks of hypocrisy, don't you think?

28 posted on 09/02/2011 12:15:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

One need not doubt how Hitler and Stalin could enlist millions in their evil service. They could have done it much faster had DU been around.


29 posted on 09/02/2011 12:38:08 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Why do They hate her so much?)
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To: jonascord

“Let DU contributors try to justify their existence as something other than a lump that’s converting oxygen to a greenhouse gas. Such as having invented something, built something, grown something, or in some fashion contributed to society.”

Don’t include ‘growing something’ in your list, or else specify ‘grow something legal’. Most of them are already growing something...and smoking it.


30 posted on 09/02/2011 12:42:16 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson
Billionaire Warren Buffett may not seem to have much in common with angry laborers at town hall meetings or armies of California nurses protesting in the streets. But these days, the executive celebrity in his boardroom and working folks on the front lines have found a common mantra as the economy continues to sputter and the 2012 election approaches: "Tax the rich."

[Warren Buffett has been wasting away again in Marxaritaville.]

These LIBERALS/MARXISTS supporting a CAPITALIST?? Of course, Warren Buffett is a cow short of a Ice Cream stand (he owns one of my favorite eateries -- DQ).

Marxaritaville... that is FUNNY!!!

31 posted on 09/02/2011 12:44:23 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Palin/Bachman 2012....What would the NAGS say? :-))
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To: Charles Henrickson

This just doesn’t sound like the peace-and-love, can’t-we-all-just-get-along crowd. Surely you chopped—no pun—the comments of humanitarian DUers pleading against the bloody death penalty for upteen-however-many husbands, wives, sons, daughters, etc., condemned to die sans trial at the business end of a dull blade.


32 posted on 09/02/2011 12:48:07 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Argus

Don’t forget professional athletes, they were exempted from the Clinton rate hikes along with liberal Hollywood hypocrites.


33 posted on 09/02/2011 12:49:58 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I'm done with political parties. The GOP is useless. Anarchy is perferable to this CRAP!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway owes $1 billion in back taxes"

Warren...pay your back taxes before you tell us hard working business people to pay more! Now I know how you paid less taxes then your secretary!!!

34 posted on 09/02/2011 12:50:23 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Palin/Bachman 2012....What would the NAGS say? :-))
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To: Charles Henrickson
one of their trademark protests - this time opening a symbolic "soup kitchen."

Another example of soup bowl-ism over substance....

35 posted on 09/02/2011 3:40:49 PM PDT by mikrofon (Or sustenance...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Heck, I’m just waiting to have my head chopped off when the anti-christ comes and I refuse to bow...or get that evil tattoo the Bible talks about.


36 posted on 09/02/2011 4:07:13 PM PDT by NoGrayZone ("Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being beheaded." Andrew Klavan of PJTV)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Join the Prolonged Occupation of Washington

Come wowto the POW-wow....

37 posted on 09/02/2011 4:13:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (More like Sham-wow)
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To: mikrofon

*Workers Of the World == WOW


38 posted on 09/02/2011 4:15:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (B-A-D edit ;)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Give the rich a choice: pay their fair share in taxes, or face the guillotine

Guillotine until proven innocent.

39 posted on 09/02/2011 4:29:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Oops, too late!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just a thought, but since I am married to a nurse... there is no true nurses union... not a national one for sure. They ave a few cities like LA and Chicago but for the most part nurses are not unionized, most consider themselves to be professionals.


40 posted on 09/02/2011 4:31:45 PM PDT by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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