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Agent John Edward of the F.B.I. has contacted me via Email (What should I do?)
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| 8/12/2011 7:00 PM
| Agent John Edward
Posted on 08/12/2011 6:00:44 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
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To: EEGator
Right! Single malt scotch and an H. Uppman cigar.
Also....I sincerely doubt whether you HAVE been contacted by Agent John Edward. MY guess is that you have been contacted by someone POSING AS John Edward, who may not even exist.
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:43:29 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: Mad Dawgg; lowbridge
Learn from Master Lowbridge, Grasshopper.
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:45:00 PM PDT
by
Ladysmith
(The evil that's happening in this country is the cancer of socialism...It kills the human spirit.)
To: Mad Dawgg
Forward the email to your congress-critter with a request that he would send digital pictures of his genitalia to the miscreant.
That will teach them!
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:46:22 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Busywhiskers
JOHN EDWARDS?!! Is that YOU, Breck Girl?!
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:46:34 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: Mad Dawgg
If you want to really have some fun, turn the tables. Make the Nigerians think your a shady business man willing to help, if they provide proof they can launder $ for you by sending gold or $ to you to bank then return. Google some of the reverse scams, they are hilarious.
To: mnehring
Dear Agent Edward,
I have no idea how my name has become entangled in this situation of which you have notified me. But I will be glad to do anything to help you catch these foreign devils. I will send you copies of any Identification papers you need because I wish to help you in your efforts to keep our wonderful homeland safe from these outsiders.
My wife however is very suspicious and tells me I must be certain that I am dealing with a real FBI agent. She claims if you are a real FBI Agent you will have a government issued picture of our President Barrack Obama in your office. She will let me send you my Identity papers and other such documents you need if you send us a picture of yourself holding President Obama’s picture and to make sure it is a recent picture of you she wants you to hold a banana in your other hand. (She feels a picture of this type would be unusual enough to certify it is a recent picture.)
If such is OK with you send this picture immediately via email and I will gather up my identity papers while I wait for your reply.
Yours Truly
Byron Alistair Stanley Tour’d
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:50:59 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: EEGator
Yup. Single malt, at least 10 years old.
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:52:06 PM PDT
by
Gargantua
("Our little pit bull says 'Taste my nightstick!',,, A barracuda in a skin-tight skirt.")
To: Mad Dawgg
Turn in your night vision goggles, your MREs and your (empty) ammo boxes.
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:52:48 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Mad Dawgg
Send him a map of Fort Marcy Park, and ask him to meet you on the next Friday the 13th, at high noon.
(BTW, that would be Jan. 13th, 2012)
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:56:05 PM PDT
by
airborne
(Paratroopers! Good to the last drop!)
To: Gargantua
Since he’s getting 5.7 million, let’s up the ante to a 25 year old scotch.
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:58:08 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: svcw
Sit out on your deck and have a gin and tonic. you spying on me?!? I came on here to poke around, have some fun and post/ping a few fellow FReepers and I discover this! /h
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posted on
08/12/2011 6:59:53 PM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
To: Mad Dawgg
The 1991 Constitution? Drat, my copy is waaaaaaaaaaaay out of date!
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:01:32 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Murray / Baucus / Kerry / Upton? I've had better picks come out of my nose.)
To: Mad Dawgg
You would be a fool to respond to it.
73
posted on
08/12/2011 7:02:25 PM PDT
by
Phinanceguy
(voted for Obama to prove I wasn't racist( not) now I'm voting against him to prove I'm not stupid.)
To: lowbridge
Agent John Edward looking for ya LOL.
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:02:58 PM PDT
by
cva66snipe
(Two Choices left for U.S. One Nation Under GOD or One Nation Under Judgment? Which one say ye?)
To: Mad Dawgg
Also, you must not contact any other bank or persons in Nigeria , the United Kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because these are just me under one of my other scam names...
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:05:27 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Authentic FIB Document)
To: cripplecreek
Checkmated movement is nothing to mess with. I wouldn't mess with "checkmating" movements either.
To: DesertRhino
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:09:22 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
(culture, language, borders)
To: Mad Dawgg
“Legal Clearance Certificate and Fund Ownership Certificate”
I could,ahem, provide you both of these documents for say...one hundred dollars...ahem
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:11:22 PM PDT
by
APatientMan
(Pick a side)
To: Mad Dawgg
Hummmmmm 5.7 Million Dollars
A guy named John Edward
I have a drink, get a haircut for $400, find a mistress,
have your wife hate you, owe the government 230k and go to prison.
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:13:32 PM PDT
by
SERE_DOC
(My Rice Krispies told me to stay home & clean my weapons!)
To: Mad Dawgg
Send them an e-mail back that says F- You
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:15:58 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(Is it time to cash in before I am taxed out?)
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