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To: mnehring
Dear Agent Edward,

I have no idea how my name has become entangled in this situation of which you have notified me. But I will be glad to do anything to help you catch these foreign devils. I will send you copies of any Identification papers you need because I wish to help you in your efforts to keep our wonderful homeland safe from these outsiders.

My wife however is very suspicious and tells me I must be certain that I am dealing with a real FBI agent. She claims if you are a real FBI Agent you will have a government issued picture of our President Barrack Obama in your office. She will let me send you my Identity papers and other such documents you need if you send us a picture of yourself holding President Obama’s picture and to make sure it is a recent picture of you she wants you to hold a banana in your other hand. (She feels a picture of this type would be unusual enough to certify it is a recent picture.)

If such is OK with you send this picture immediately via email and I will gather up my identity papers while I wait for your reply.

Yours Truly

Byron Alistair Stanley Tour’d

66 posted on 08/12/2011 6:50:59 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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I got a reply!

I replied to the original message with the following:

Dear Agent Edward,
I have no idea how my name has become entangled in this situation of which you have notified me. But I will be glad to do anything to help you catch these foreign devils. I will send you copies of any Identification papers you need because I wish to help you in your efforts to keep our wonderful homeland safe from these outsiders.

My wife however is very suspicious and tells me I must be certain that I am dealing with a real FBI agent. She claims if you are a real FBI Agent you will have a government issued picture of our President Barrack Obama in your office. She will let me send you my Identity papers and other such documents you need if you send us a picture of yourself holding President Obama’s picture and to make sure it is a recent picture of you she wants you to hold a banana in your other hand. (She feels a picture of this type would be unusual enough to certify it is a recent picture.)

If such is OK with you send this picture immediately via email and I will gather up my identity papers while I wait for your reply.

Yours Truly

Byron Alistair Stanley Tour’d

Here is the reply I got:

Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.

Urgent

Attn Byron Alistair Stanley

Your email message was received, and you must know that your consignment has already been taken to our storage vault, pending when you get the required certificates for the release of two trunk boxes under our security abode. We cover both deliveries of those living in United States and outside, our security law covers generality of this matter, and we operate everywhere.The consignments in question is part of your benefiting inheritance accrued from different payments as it is stated on the delivery invoice manifest booklet recovered from the diplomat who wanted to abscond with your funds before he was apprehended by our secret intelligent officers on a surveillance alert . Yourconsignments will experience legal clearance processes before green light can be granted for its release to you as mandated by the white house.

To get this resolved and your consignment legally released for delivery to your residence. You are requested to provide the fund Ownership Certificate and International Legal clearance for the money contained in this boxes which you are to obtain with the assistance of the director of our legal office who will be working with you to make sure that you get the required certificates. You are required to this memo within the next 72hours, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money Laundry and other sundries. You have the choice to safe yourself from legal onslaught or wait for the outcome of this matter since we have evidence to prosecute this matter to any competent court of law. You have to understand the legal implications of consignment abandonment on United States soil with the recent threat from terrorist to stage retaliation mission over the killing of there head man. We have mounted serious security to checkmate fraud and scam by some people leaving here in the U S A and outside .It will be better you comply with our instructions because the end of this matter will put you in inerasable state. We have cross check this transactions and it lacks those two required documents, don’t waste our time here if only you know the legal manumit of this issue. You have the choice to follow our instructions or wait for the next line of action. The very heart of FBI operations lies in our investigations—which serve, as our mission states, "to protect and defend the United States against terrorist and foreign intelligence threats and to enforce the criminal laws of the United States." We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal law. We protect the world at large to avoid violation of human rights. this matter has nothing to do with scam so your total adherance will help you than refusal which will cause you Unforgettable memory in jail. follow our instructions and dont give us other on who to contact, we have told you who to contact and secure those required clerance documents, the delivery information is on your name with your email address placed in it. you should urgently contact the lawyer to secure those two certificates to avoid security prosecution of your person within the time frame mentioned on this matter. you have 72hours mandate to conclude this matter as we presumed you are law abiding citizen that would not want to jeopardize the rule of law in fighting consignment abandonment on united states soil

His contact information is:
Name: Mr. Aaron Whitaker
Email:Whitaker.A@**********

NB-- you have to choose between security the certificates here in United States with the sum of $1,850 dollars or in West Africa with the sum of $1,250 dollars. Contact the lawyer on the one you prefers and he will provide you with information on how to observe the fee. We need this certificate within 72hours. You have the choice to appear in court incase if you think is child’s play. I will advice you to send him an email immediately and ask him how you can pay and secure two required certificates. Also, make sure you work only with the above attorney on your consignment release matter. We have approved him after thorough investigation of his transparency in handling civil matters. contact him only to inform him to give you informations on how to observe the option you choose and give him what ever information he might require to secure those certificates.

Yours in service

Agent John Edward
Regional Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA


127 posted on 08/13/2011 5:43:02 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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