Agent John Edward of the F.B.I. has contacted me via Email (What should I do?)

Email | 8/12/2011 7:00 PM | Agent John Edward

[Revolting cat!]

John Edward has been dead for 99 years.
That's how you know it's fake.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I always send back a reply that their story has touched my heart and I have shared it with Interpol and the CIA and they will be contacting them shortly. I never hear from those folks again. Hmmmmm! LOL!

[Jess79]

DELETE

Then delete from your deleted box.

If the email has any links, do NOT click on them.

Seriously.

[willk]

I have the correct response. Just give me $10,000.

[lowbridge]

If the FBI really wants you they won’t be sending an email.

Of course not.

They shoot your dog and kick in your door.

[shield]

BS BS BS ... I never get these cause my spam catcher catches them......

[Raider Sam]

Im impressed that their inception has stopped crime. It was a good movie with an interesting idea, but now that we know the FBI ha used it successfully, think of the possibilities.

[lowbridge]

That link is long since dead. I posted most of my scambaits here on FR:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

[Gargantua]

I have a fifth of 15 year old "Speyburn" that I got for a Christmas present 13 years ago. I've had 3 drinks out of it (about 3.5 ounces) so far, I only opened it two years ago.

A sip is like mainlining junk and peat moss. Goosebumps.

;^)

[Western Phil]

I kind of skimmed over your email and may have missed some of the details. I saw it mentions law enforcement agencies and the IRS. Looks to me that the law enforcement agencies are going to confiscate the money since you did not prove it is yours. The will then notify the IRS as to the amount so that they can bill you the proper amount for the tax.

[tacticalogic]

John Edward has been dead for 99 years.

Maybe John Edwards is actually schizophrenic, and this is one of his personalities.

[April Lexington]

Quick! Send ‘em your social security number and your bank account numbers tonight! This is SERIES!

[Alberta's Child]

Thanks so much! When I have time tomorrow, I'm going to go through that thread one post at a time.

I still remember sitting in front of my computer laughing my @ss off as I read the sad tale to the Nigerian scammer of Dr. Marcus Welby killing himself in a fiery car crash after he was caught molesting children (I think I got the "facts" of that story correct). LOL!!

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

My favorite line in the whole address is as follows:

the boxes was kept under security vault

And my response..."All your box are belong to us."

[The Citizen Soldier]

In my best Napolian Dynamite voice, ...”Lucky!”

[NoNAIS]

Don’t forget that the new Passport form also asks concerning Circumcision - make sure to include that vital piece of information to “claim” your monies.

[PGR88]

I suggest you contact my friend, who I met on the internet, whose Father is the dead Nigerian General with $12.3 million in London banks, just waiting for my signature.

He’ll know what to do!

[stylin19a]

not sure what you should do, here, but for Gods sake, please include the security code (FBI/WOR/CMM)

[Cvengr]

"...consignment abandonment which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution ..."

Section 12,...subsection 441,....That must be right before Section 13 of the Constitution,...huh?

[RobRoy]

>>I’d send them a nasty reply.<<

Come and get me, copper!