Not-quite-ready-for-DUmmie-FUnnies: Obama 2012 Slogans

The DUmp | August 7, 2011 | DUmmies and Choose Ye This Day

[Choose Ye This Day]

In the absence of any DUFU threads the past few days, I offer this meager morsel to tide us over. What BETTER 2012 Obama slogans can WE come up with?

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Dang, my html skills are pathetic. Here’s the link to the original thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1625403#1625424

[Dallas59]

It’s racism...pure and simple. Case closed.

[freedumb2003]

The Dummies are revolting.

You said it! They stink on ice!

[airborne]

"Obama 2012 - Can you imagine another 4 years of this?"

[boatbums]

I think "Let me fool you twice" was my favorite.

[sinanju]

You missed:

“Get a reach around this time.”

[Two Kids' Dad]

Better slogans from a DU perspective?

Vote 0bama in 2012 because he’s a little bit darker than Hillary.

Vote 0bama in 2012 and he’ll finally give you some of his “stash”

0bama 2012 - It’s time for Keynesian Economics to shift into the next gear

2012 - The year 0bama finally wears man pants and learns to throw a baseball

0bama - Everything that he sucks at will magically be fixed if you just have ‘hope and change’ one more time. Really. We promise. Have we ever lied to you before?

[sinanju]

And:

“Hey—Keep On Hoping 2012”

[Choose Ye This Day]

Feel free to do slogans from a FReeper perspective as well.

[WVNan]

DOWNGRADE OBAMA

[de.rm]

"Vote for me and all of your dreams will come true".

the Mexican kid in Napoleon Dynamite

[Choose Ye This Day]

Pedro! But will Obama have Geithner dancing hip-hop on stage?

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I like it. He’s definitely in “junk” status territory. He has even lost the “full faith and credit” of the DUmmies.

[tcrlaf]

You really can feel the desperation in the libs and the media tonite.

The news keeps getting worse, and they can’t just laugh it off, call whoever mentions it crazy, or wipe it away with some pathetic “REPUBLICANS DID IT!” excuse.

OBAMA OWNS THE DESTRUCTION OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY

[Two Kids' Dad]

0bama 2012 - Statistics show him to be 3.2% better than Satan.

0bama - Because Biden just can’t handle the top position.

2013 - The year 0bama officially turns us into Zimbabwe.

0bama - Yes We Can Downgrade This Country’s Economy!

[Two Kids' Dad]

Vote 0bama in 2012 and he’ll get bin Laden AGAIN!!!

[CitizenUSA]

I like it, but don’t think for an instant the DUmmies won’t crawl over broken glass to vote for Obama in the next election. They won’t like it any more than we liked voting for demented RINOs like McCain, but they’ll vote.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Indeed. I said as much: “How many of these Dummies are still going to vote for Obama, though? Answer: All of them. They won’t vote for a Republican under any circumstances.”