More Reasons People Should Be A Democrat

I'm a Democrat because conservatives think God created man and as an artist I resent the competition.

I'm a Democrat because is Karl Marx is an intellectual immigrant who resides in my brain.

I'm a Democrat because toilet paper use should be limited to one square, even if we liberals need an entire roll sometimes.

I'm a Democrat because I believe the ACLU needs to ally itself with an organization less scandalous than NAMBLA, and we're the right ~~men~~ ~~women~~ ~~people~~ ~~creatures~~ women for the job.

I'm a Democrat because of the party's clarity on how the right to marry should be extended to anyone who loves anyone, except polygamists, or small children, or most animals.

I'm a Democrat because fur is murder, and a human fetus doesn't have that, so viva Planned Parenthood!

I'm a Democrat because everyone with a gun should be a criminal, and cops are pigs.

I'm a Democrat because the Constitution is a living document and should be treated as such....and by our calculations it would probably be undeserving of care under the healthcare system we want to have.

More to read...(don’t know if this has been posted)

I guess I have it “ALL” wrong?

Because:

I should vote Democrat because the government knows what’s best for me.

I should vote Democrat because if we don’t like something, we will get it banned and outlawed.

I should vote Democrat because I believe in global warming and we must spend massive money to stop it, in spite of the fact that all of the “facts” were lies.

I should vote Democrat because it’s immoral for private banks to make a profit, but it’s OK for the government to do so.

I should vote Democrat because the government knows how to spend my money better than I do.

I should vote Democrat because the poor, lazy, and clueless have a right to my earnings.

I should vote Democrat because we must have the freedom to kill as many babies as necessary, yet we must defend the rights of murderers at all cost. No, that’s not backwards.

I should vote Democrat because all people should have equal access to poor health care.

I should vote Democrat because criminals and drug dealers (who also vote Democrat) always end up getting guns.

I should vote Democrat because if a murderous thief breaks into your house, he has a right to your stuff, and you should only have the right to run away, not defend yourself with a gun or protect your loved ones or belongings.

I should vote Democrat because of eight letters: ACLU and SEIU. The ACLU — protecting criminals from good people like you.

I should vote Democrat because we need to slow down. Efficiency is bad.

I should vote Democrat because I hate and envy the wealthy and successful. They must be punished.

I should vote Democrat because freedom of speech should not apply to opposing (conservative) viewpoints.

I should vote Democrat because I’m politically correct and easily offended.

I should vote Democrat because I’m not racist, but I feel the need to come to the rescue of minorities because they’re too stupid to do it themselves.

I should vote Democrat because Muslims will leave us alone and learn to love us if we just stop harassing them.

I should vote Democrat because light bulbs filled with highly poisonous mercury are far better for the environment than light bulbs filled with tiny wires.

I should vote Democrat because the Constitution is an outdated document that I have never read and never will.
I should vote Democrat because my heroes in Hollywood do.

I should vote Democrat because nobody should excel or stand out — it
hurts other people’s feelings.

I should vote Democrat because the government knows how to deal with businesses that make a profit, as well as businesses that are failing.

I should vote Democrat because all the evil in the world is because of capitalism and the United States.

I should vote Democrat because people are just too stupid to control their own lives.

And finally, I should vote Democrat because, well, is there any other point of view? Not according to what I learned from public schools, the media, and Hollywood.......

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