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Palin E-Mails Unsettling
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 16 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/18/2011 2:48:17 PM PDT by John Semmens

The release of more than 20,000 of former Governor Sarah Palin’s e-mails has yielded content that some are calling unsettling.

“We noted that on more than one occasion Governor Palin mentioned that she hoped for divine guidance to help her reach the right decision on an issue,” the Associated Press (AP) wrote in an unsigned analysis. “This is wrong on several levels. First, it is an illegal mingling of church and state. There’s supposed to be a wall between the two. Palin breached that wall.”

“Second, it implies a certain degree of helplessness on Palin’s part,” the AP continued. “Were the tasks of being governor too big for her to handle in her own without imaginary assistance from a non-existent entity? Is this the kind of person we should trust to exercise governing authority?”

“Finally, if we grant that a god does exist is it fair to seek help from this source?” the AP asked. “Isn’t it like a player asking a referee for special favors? Shouldn’t we want a level playing field in politics?”

Others found fault with the assessment that the e-mails were written at an 8th grade level of comprehension according to the Flesch-Kincaid readability test. “The average score for Palin’s e-mails was only 8.5,” Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney crowed. “The President’s state-of-the-union address was rated 8.8—the same as Martin Luther King Jr.’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech.”

Democrat and Chief Executive Officer of 2tor (an on-line education organization) John Katzman cautioned that “comparing ordinary daily communications with historic speeches could be misleading. An e-mail is often a quick, off-the-cuff message. A state-of-the-union speech is crafted by a team over several weeks. That Palin’s e-mails come so close could be considered remarkable.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; craptirecraptire; god; media; palin; readability; satire; satiresatire; stupid; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 06/18/2011 2:48:28 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Nice... lol


2 posted on 06/18/2011 2:49:04 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (When NY elected Weiner he thought they said erected...)
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To: John Semmens

Don’t give them any ideas, John.


3 posted on 06/18/2011 2:51:18 PM PDT by Excellence (Buy Progresso, take off the label, write "not halal," mail to Campbell's soup company.)
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To: John Semmens
Libretards want us to fallow their religion of Atheism.
4 posted on 06/18/2011 2:55:26 PM PDT by mountainlion (The time to be on guard against tyranny is before it has gotten you Thomas Jefferson)
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To: John Semmens; All

Intermingling of church and state?

Apparently the writer never read the Declaration of Independence all the way to the end. If they had they would have found this at the end:

“With firm reliance on divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor”

“Divine Providence”.....that’s GOD my friend. They involved Him from the beginning.


5 posted on 06/18/2011 2:56:59 PM PDT by TheRobb7 (BLAMING BUSH NEVER FED A HUNGRY CHILD.)
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To: TheRobb7

I got to about 2 lines before I thought to look up and see if I had been had... I had.

I guess I am getting better but still getting had.


6 posted on 06/18/2011 3:00:16 PM PDT by BookaT (My cat's breath smells like cat food!)
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To: BookaT; John Semmens

No worries, m’FRiend! John’s one of the best in the business at reeling people in with his “semi-satires”. I’d be willing to wager hard cash that virtually every FReeper has been taken in by his writing at one time or another. I know I have.


7 posted on 06/18/2011 3:03:05 PM PDT by SAJ (Zerobama -- a phony and a prick, therefore a dildo)
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To: TheRobb7

You got gotted.


8 posted on 06/18/2011 3:03:19 PM PDT by smith288 (Peace at all costs gives you tyranny free of charge)
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To: BookaT

You too. Made me look.


9 posted on 06/18/2011 3:05:29 PM PDT by chemicalman ("The taxpayer - work for the Fed gvmt, but doesn't take a civil service exam. Reagan)
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To: John Semmens
Another John Semmens piece. Never believe anything he post.
10 posted on 06/18/2011 3:07:12 PM PDT by Logical me
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I know this is semi-satire — but, a lot of “serious” commentators are saying the same thing about the reading level of Palin’s writing.

They're all missing the point. A writer is supposed to write for his reader. A CEO needs to be able to write clearly. A politician needs to be understood by most adults. Palin’s writing is written at exactly the right reading level — maybe a little too high for the general public.

11 posted on 06/18/2011 3:12:34 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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“We noted that on more than one occasion Governor Palin mentioned that she hoped for divine guidance to help her reach the right decision on an issue,” the Associated Press (AP) wrote in an unsigned analysis. “This is wrong on several levels. First, it is an illegal mingling of church and state. There’s supposed to be a wall between the two. Palin breached that wall.”

Go suck an egg AP - nobody takes you serious any more.

12 posted on 06/18/2011 3:12:34 PM PDT by From The Deer Stand
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To: John Semmens

Someone please post the pic of Washington’s prayer at Valley Forge.


13 posted on 06/18/2011 3:13:05 PM PDT by MattinNJ (Palin/West vs. Obama/Biden.)
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To: SAJ
I’d be willing to wager hard cash that virtually every FReeper has been taken in by his writing at one time or another. I know I have.

In honor of him fooling me for a while last year my tagline was "I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's 'A Modest Proposal'". The only problem is that it may be satire this week, but next week the exact same post might be true.

14 posted on 06/18/2011 3:13:50 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: John Semmens

Browsin’ before logging on - read a few lines and knew right away it was yours;)

Good stuff again JS (Just Satire)!


15 posted on 06/18/2011 3:15:44 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: KarlInOhio; John Semmens

I used to be on his PING list, but asked to be removed. It’s so much more fun when I come on his pieces unexpectedely and get my BP up so high that it clears my clogged arteries.


16 posted on 06/18/2011 3:19:30 PM PDT by Roccus
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To: John Semmens

You forgot the satire tag.


17 posted on 06/18/2011 3:25:40 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: John Semmens

You got me this time, John.


18 posted on 06/18/2011 3:35:44 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: John Semmens

I can see liberals saying this.

That’s why it’s funny.


19 posted on 06/18/2011 5:02:07 PM PDT by cruise_missile
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To: John Semmens

Whew, I started reading and then went back to the source. Bet you get a few bites on this one.


20 posted on 06/18/2011 5:08:57 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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