DUmmie FUnnies 6-08-11 ("Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT": DUmmies throw their Weiner under the bus!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[baa39]

A heterosexual newlywed couple, in love, having their first child. If you think about it, really this is THE ONLY normal occurrence in this entire multi-person fiasco.

[arthurus]

Slimball? round and skinny?

[bray]

Yours may be the more accurate.

[MindBender26]

Weiner told Bill Clinton "Huma's pregnant!"

Clinton responded "Who do you suspect?!?!"

RE: We all live within our own bubbles; some much smaller, others more sad...

And the belly bubble will grow for 9 months!

[MindBender26]

However, if you connect the dots with Hillary and Huma, words like hetrosexual and normal may become rather scarce.

[miele man]

Will Huma really carry this child to term or will it be shortly vacuumed away? Will it look like Webb Hubbell?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Or name him Little Richard Weiner!

[pogo101]

Mazel tov, but who’s the father?

[RJL]

I’m convinced that as soon as the “Sorry Wiener” story hit, they put a pillow under Huma’s dress, and will supply her a “rent-a-baby” in 9 months.....

Ya know...for the MSM cameras.

Maybe they can also borrow Teddy Kennedy's old Chappaquiddick neck brace!

[Charles Henrickson]

Thank you, Admin Moderator, for fixing the thread title, per my request. I will try to do better next time.

[garjog]

""Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT""

Sonogram of the Little Weiner:

[garjog]

Help Name the Weiner baby:

Seymore

Woody

Jack

Rocky

Harry

William Clinton

[PJ-Comix]

Somebody suggested they name the baby “Oscar Mayer”!!!

I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were a New York Mayor Weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

[PJ-Comix]

Weiner might have saved my life yesterday. I was up at 3 AM with only a couple of hours sleep and worked all day with only one break for a Seminole Casino Buffet Breakfast. I had MAGIC coupons that allowed me to fill up my van chock full of FREE T-bone steaks, coffee, mangos, raw weiners (Hebrew National), lox, computer paper, and scores of tubes of expensive hair care products. I was planning to continue until 11 PM since I only had that one day window of opportunity to get all that stuff but I was worn down by 5 PM. I guzzled down several cans of Starbucks Double Shot Expresso and that kept me going a while longer.

Anyway, after I heard on the radio about the raw Weiner being exposed on the Web, my curiosity got the best of me and I came home at 8 PM instead of 11. I was so exhausted that I wondered how I even managed to drive the previous few hours.

All I know is that I might have gotten into a horrible accident had I stayed on the road a few more hours as planned but Weiner curiosity (plus the report about his wife) brought me home earlier and might have saved my life. Perhaps one day I should tell Weiner how weiner might have saved my life.

[Arrowhead1952]

This shoud END all discussion of this. there is soon to be a third innocent involved. . . .

weiner's not "innocent" by any stretch

[And judging by the photo, it ain't much of a stretch.]

All weiners are not not created equally.

[Arrowhead1952]

That kid is gonna have one helluva nose.

Thanks for the first LOL from FReepers today.

[N. Theknow]

Somebody suggested they name the baby “Oscar Mayer”!!!

How about Nathan?

[Roscoe Karns]

“Oh, the Weiner Man can..” to the tune of the Candy Man. Ya gotta do it!

[arrogantsob]

Edwards and Weiner are politically dead and will never hold public office again. Edwards may be in jail in five year.

And no one holds a lower opinion of the electorate than I do.

[arrogantsob]

Edwards is a slimeball.