Congressman Wants Weiner Probe

Fox Nation ^ | 5/31/11 | unknown

[jdfromny]

Florida Republican Rep. Cliff Stearns is demanding an investigation into cybersecurity issues raised by #Weinergate, saying it is vital to "ensure our national security."

Though New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner remains silent on whether or not he'll be seeking an investigation into his claims that his Twitter and Facebook accounts were hacked, leading to his Twitter account's posting of a picture of a man's erect penis underneath gray boxer-briefs, Stearns told The Daily Caller that the imbroglio raises troubling questions that should be looked into by Congress.

Read more: http://nation.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/31/congressman-wants-weiner-probe#ixzz1Nyk3nlwH

[dforest]

Don’t ever ask for it in that way again. LOL

[jdfromny]

Yes indeed. That would be the facts of Anthony’s predickament.

[Qbert]

The funny things is, there’s really no other way to write that headline.

[COBOL2Java]

Rep. Barney Frank volunteers to participate in the Weiner probe.

"It's an outwage! Congwess shall conduct an investigation into the iwwegal penetwation of my cowweague's onwine pwivacy!"

[gov_bean_ counter]

So very, very true...

[gov_bean_ counter]

Come on now. Weiner is going to need all the support it, ah, he can get...

[Col Frank Slade]

This entire story is a little hard to swallow.

[Jack Hydrazine]

This headline has to be from The Onion!

[Sacajaweau]

Bet it was a cucumber!!

[dools0007world]

I bet a wiener probe hurts like the dickens.

[Jaxter]

Bump.

[livius]

Well, if “weiner” and “probe” were in the same sentence with “Congressman wants,” I’d say the headline writer knew exactly what he was saying and is snickering into his beer right about now.

That said, I hope the GOP does examine the evidence. This shouldn’t be difficult. Weiner’s weenie is such common knowledge now that it’s got to be in the public domain.

[Elsiejay]

Wouldn’t that probe require a catheter?

[SunkenCiv]

[MIchaelTArchangel]

How can we not laugh at a title that use the term “weiner probe”. HAHAHAHA!

[BerryDingle]

Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!

[NYCslicker]

This will be the first time Anthony Weiner ever denied a wiener probe.

[NYCslicker]

You know people, when you start to rub the surface of this Weiner issue, it just gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’m with Cliff. Lets look into it. Weiner hacking is a very serious thing.

[peyton randolph]

Maybe Barney Frank can pulls some strings, like he did for his ex-boyfriend, to get his fellow congressman a job at Fannie Mae.

Future headline: Frank Hides Weiner in Fannie. ;-)