There is a new poll out that shows a majority of people would rather have lunch with President Obama over any of his would be GOP challengers.
Seriously? In fairness to the poll respondents this was probably taken well before Obama's state dinner with the Queen of England, where he showed that the only toast he doesn't screw up is the one he makes himself for breakfast.
I sort of understand the preference to have breakfast with a president over the wannabes. I personally wouldn't go that way with THIS president....
He'll help himself to your food, especially if it tastes better than his...and ESPECIALLY if it was more expensive.
Do you really want to see him bicker with Michelle as she whips out her calorie calculator? And on that note.....
Forget desert, unless Diet Coke now counts.
He'll assume your server is a Democrat, or....
He'll go on some unsolicited rant about how "the manifesto" probably exempts them.
He may excuse himself to brainstorm arguments for the Dream Act in the kitchen, regarless of its demographic.
Be prepared to have him tell you all the dumb things Biden does when they go out to eat, like the time he mistakened hors d'oeuvres for French prostitutes.
If he talks about his political views you may have to suffer throught frequent bathroom breaks, you can only be full of s**t for so long.
To make sure the meal doesn't drag on forever you should make TOTUS your plus one to help the president order his food. This guy took 16 hours to decide whether or not he wanted to off Osama bin Laden, what do you think he's going to do with a menu in his hands?
Most importantly, don't forget to make sure you have a tub of this on the table...
Just sayin'...I'd rather hang with someone who would let me try moose meat. Mmmmm...