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A Joke For May 22
BillLawrenceOnline.Com ^ | 5-22-11

Posted on 05/22/2011 3:56:58 PM PDT by Tribune7

Courtesy of Mickey Rair

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!

Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.")

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; lameassblogger; pimpmyblog; regularabuser; repeatoffender; stupidjokes; usualsuspect

1 posted on 05/22/2011 3:56:59 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: humblegunner
Pingarooney
2 posted on 05/22/2011 3:57:51 PM PDT by Tribune7 (We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
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To: Tribune7

It's interesting that you are actually PROUD to be a blogpimp.

3 posted on 05/22/2011 4:02:37 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Tribune7

It’s just an email.

Near my home in Texas , there is a large German-speaking population, a rancher walking down a country road notices a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.

The rancher shouted: ” Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: (“Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it.”)

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The rancher replied: “Use both hands. You’ll get more.”


4 posted on 05/22/2011 4:19:17 PM PDT by ansel12 ( JIM DEMINT "I believe [Palins] done more for the Republican Party than anyone since Ronald Reagan")
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To: humblegunner

I do it just for you, Gunner. I figure it gives you something to live for :-)


5 posted on 05/22/2011 4:26:08 PM PDT by Tribune7 (We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
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To: Tribune7

6 posted on 05/22/2011 4:34:26 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Your what hurts??)
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To: Tribune7

blogpimp,,your the worst kind of blogpimp i hope your blog rots and turns putrid


7 posted on 05/22/2011 5:08:30 PM PDT by Craftmore
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