LIVE THREAD! - LEFT BEHIND FREEPERS !!!

none but my fertile mind | 5/20/2011 | me

[airborne]

I thought it would be nice to minimize the silliness (as if) and at the same time save bandwidth, so I am setting up this "DAY AFTER" Live Thread, in honor and remembrance of all of those who will be "LEFT BEHIND" after the Rapture on May 21st, 2011.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Eaten by zombies? *sniffle* Gooodbye!

[zeaal]

Is that 6:00 p.m. Jerusalem time or Kansas City time?

[airborne]

I had a huge crush on her!

You remind me why! Thank you!

[PROCON]

That means that anyone who hasn’t been saved is lost for all eternity.

Uh, no it doesn't, folks will still have time after the Rapture to turn to the Lord, but that's perhaps, for another thread.

[TaxPayer2000]

Because it’s not over till it’s over.

It's not the end of the world if it doesn't happen.

[doc1019]

You make it sound like G-d doesn't know what he is doing. The Rapture will occur when the last person who will accept Jesus has accepted Him. Even if my statement turns out not to be true, G-d will provide for those left behind to accept Him, even though they will suffer during the last three and a half years of the Tribulation. IMHO

[smokingfrog]

I totally missed the last one.

[RandallFlagg]

Eaten by zombies? *sniffle* Gooodbye!



I hope y'all can tolerate all of the pings you'll be getting for a while.

Considering...

[sissyjane]

I live in CA., and we better not have an earthquake. LOL!

[Longbow1969]

Is that 6:00 p.m. Jerusalem time or Kansas City time?

The rapture apparently follows the time zones so that your rapture begins at 6 PM on Saturday no matter what - you'll just be behind some of the other folks who will have already had their earthquakes & rapture.

Now I suppose due to the globalized nature of the world and instant news from all over, the folks that live in timezones where Sat 6PM comes later will have an opportunity to game the system. Say in a few hours you start hearing disturbing reports of earthquakes and people vanishing in Asia, you'll have time to become a Camping convert, listen to Family Radio for a few hours, read some his writings and otherwise put your faith in all the crap he's been yammering on about.

[airborne]

(AWESOME VIDEO AND MUSIC!)

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Asteroid Strike - (with soundtrack from Pink Floyd)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvCUmeoHpw

[Blood of Tyrants]

What are you talking about? The world will be screwed up for months as governments try to figure out who is here and who is gone. In the meantime the financial markets will be crazy (look for the government to decide that the property of everyone taken now belongs to the government), and money will be worthless.

Once the Christian influence is out of the US, it will rapidly become a hard core socialist country much like the USSR or Cuba. Guns will be outlawed, perversion will be celebrated, and travel will be severely restricted.

[Fresh Wind]

You can’t separate the left behind and the right behind. They come as a pair.

[meowmeow]

So convenient to have The Rapture on a weekend...although I sure could have used it during a very boring staff meeting earlier in the week!

Should be a very interesting Sunday School class this week...we've been studying Revelation. I'm thinking we're missing a few trumpets...

[PapaNew]

But this time, Camping "really means it."

No man knows the day or the hour. Matthew 24:36.

[COBOL2Java]

[dfwgator]

Debbie Harry made my teenage pants go crazy.

[COBOL2Java]

There’s a horde of weird greenish-skinned guys shambling towards me and moaning!!!!!

Laid off census workers?

[BunnySlippers]

How about

BABA BOOEY

Do any Freepers believe in this?

[McGruff]

So is it bad news or good news that I'm still logged in?