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Captured bin Laden Intelligence Disses Veep
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 14 May 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/15/2011 4:39:46 PM PDT by John Semmens

In addition to blowing out terrorist Osama bin Laden’s brains, the US Navy Seal team also made off with a stash of information on al-Qaeda’s operations. This information included potential plans for assassinating various U.S. government officials. Notably absent from this list of targets was current Vice-President Joe Biden.

While lower level al-Qaeda operatives were eager to take out any and all potential “enemies,” bin Laden reportedly nixed Biden as a target. “This pompous ass does more to discredit the credibility of the United States government than we could ever achieve through our own propaganda,” bin Laden argued. “Killing him would only give the Americans the opportunity to replace him with someone more competent.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/court-rules-police-may-enter-any-home-anytime/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; binladen; satire; terrorism

1 posted on 05/15/2011 4:39:51 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

You know Biden must really come across as an idiot even to terrorists when they would rather keep him alive.


2 posted on 05/15/2011 4:43:13 PM PDT by bcr100
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To: bcr100

Diss’in the Veep! Must be a worldwide pasttime.


3 posted on 05/15/2011 4:44:34 PM PDT by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: bcr100
You know Biden must really come across as an idiot even to terrorists when they would rather keep him alive


4 posted on 05/15/2011 4:45:19 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: John Semmens

It might be satire, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true!

: )


5 posted on 05/15/2011 4:47:07 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss.")
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To: John Semmens
They dig his music!


6 posted on 05/15/2011 4:49:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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7 posted on 05/15/2011 4:54:09 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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To: John Semmens
I was going to write...Big Whoop....

Then I saw it.....

Semmens!!! :-)

8 posted on 05/15/2011 5:01:08 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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“....potential plans for assassinating various U.S. government officials.”

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It’s doubtful that those plans have been scrapped.


9 posted on 05/15/2011 5:05:11 PM PDT by 353FMG (The M1911 is mightier than the sword.)
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To: bcr100
BiteMe is zero's insurance policy
10 posted on 05/15/2011 5:06:54 PM PDT by immadashell
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To: Revolting cat!

Hahaha! That guy’s guitar strap to the left says it all. :-)


11 posted on 05/15/2011 5:06:55 PM PDT by Raebie (WS)
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To: Revolting cat!

no way that’s biden... biden’s not bald...

sheesh...

teeman


12 posted on 05/15/2011 6:10:56 PM PDT by teeman8r (armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: John Semmens

Head shakin’ chuckle John.


13 posted on 05/15/2011 6:20:58 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: teeman8r
biden’s not bald...

Neither is this babe!


14 posted on 05/15/2011 6:25:34 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: John Semmens
prolly figures he's more a danger to the country being a useful idiot right where he is...
15 posted on 05/15/2011 6:36:59 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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