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President Says Tornadoes May Be a ‘Blessing in Disguise’
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 April 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/30/2011 11:17:46 AM PDT by John Semmens

While commiserating with those who lost loved ones in the recent tornadoes that ravaged much ofAlabama, President Obama urged that “we not overlook the positives of this tragic event. Every structure that was damaged needs repairs—that means jobs. Every piece of personal property that was destroyed will need replacing—that means jobs. Every injury that needs tending, every body that needs burying—means jobs. So, in a way, these storms may be a blessing in disguise for the region’s economy.”

“On top of this, there will be ripple effects that will be felt throughout the nation as the spending on repairs and purchases of materials and supplies trickles into the stream of commerce,” the President added and likened the event to “the economic stimulus of World War that brought America out of the Great Depression.”

Austan Goolsbee, the chairman of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers seconded Obama’s remarks and blamed the anemic 1.8% economic growth for the most recent quarter on “insufficient government spending. It is essential that individuals’ and businesses’ caution in the face of economic uncertainty be offset by government’s boldness. Concerns about cost and return-on-investment that intimidate the private sector can be brushed aside by government. If disaster and destruction are what it takes to get Congress to loosen the purse strings then, indeed, these tornadoes are a gift from heaven.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: craptire; keynesianism; satire; spending; stimulus; stupid
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To: John Semmens

What an a$$hole. People have been killed and everything in their lives destroyed and he talks about the good to the economy.


41 posted on 04/30/2011 12:31:18 PM PDT by DallasDeb
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To: John Semmens

I bought the title. He’s stupid and inarticulate enough to say something like that. But the first sentence was too much to swallow. :)


42 posted on 04/30/2011 12:36:00 PM PDT by Politicalmom ("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
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To: Tennessee Nana

“Why did you post this junk ??? slow news day ???”

The point of satire is to call attention to an event, especially a tragic one, by making a mockery out of some form of it. Think of Jonathan Swift mocking the Catholic-Protestant issues with his Big Endians and Little Endians, or bringing attention to the potato famine tragedy in his A Modest Proposal. You don’t really think Swift wanted people to eat little Irish babies do you?


43 posted on 04/30/2011 12:41:40 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL, I’ve had to start triple checking the URL, satire is getting way too close to reality.


44 posted on 04/30/2011 12:50:14 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Excellence
Yes, for him. He has a total excuse of not going to the royal wedding. I'd bet my last dollar, if he and his lovely wife where going, well, you know that answer. These two just creep me out even as I write. Need beer. /s
45 posted on 04/30/2011 12:57:05 PM PDT by cameraeye (A happy kufir!)
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To: Springfield Reformer

‘every body that needs burying’

Oh, that is what he meant by shovel-ready jobs.


46 posted on 04/30/2011 1:01:57 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: John Semmens

This man is crazy.


47 posted on 04/30/2011 1:13:56 PM PDT by Reagan69
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To: Reagan69

Ooops... just noticed that it was satire.


48 posted on 04/30/2011 1:15:01 PM PDT by Reagan69
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To: John Semmens

Semi-satire? Heh.


49 posted on 04/30/2011 1:22:40 PM PDT by Buddygirl
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To: ozzymandus

“Almost got me, but I’ve learned to be a little more careful.”

I no longer open these time-wasters except to occasionally see who got suckered in.


50 posted on 04/30/2011 1:30:42 PM PDT by Magic Fingers
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To: Excellence

Responses to threads like these are proof positive why birther threads will live on to become the next Roswell and Grass Knoll...


51 posted on 04/30/2011 1:50:32 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour (With The Resistance...)
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To: John Semmens
Maybe obozo didn't say it but he was probably thinking it!
52 posted on 04/30/2011 2:23:53 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: John Semmens

This thing, whatever it is, has no heart at all. He might as well be an android.


53 posted on 04/30/2011 2:36:02 PM PDT by RoadTest (Organized religion is no substitute for the relationship the living God wants with you.)
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To: freedumb2003; fish hawk; John Semmens

Let’s let John (ping) in on that one freedumb2003, because you hit the nail on the head. John does the best satire of the Leftists, and their sheer idiocy I’ve ever encountered, and his success is mostly as you say due the “reasonableness” of it.

So, I repeat your post to fish hawk:

“iAlso, when smart asses post these things, some put (sarcasm) or (satire) on the post.
LOL — John has been entrapping people with his wicked satire for quite some time.

It is the REASONABLENESS of it that makes it so effective!

Don’t feel bad — I have been roped in a few times when I forgot to look at the source. Now, if my jaw drops, I look for his signature.

What is sad is that more often than not it is not John, but REAL!”

Right on I say.


54 posted on 04/30/2011 3:08:24 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: rockinqsranch
I see your point but don't think most people want to be fooled or feel like a fool so I see it two ways: think it's clever and watch for John's post or look for his name on posts and ignore them. I'm of the latter. To me it's was not funny and a waste of my time and I'm betting I'm not alone on this.
55 posted on 04/30/2011 3:46:35 PM PDT by fish hawk (Obama = "low-level socialist organizer". Allen West)
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To: John Semmens
OMG. How low can this jackass stoop. People are dead and thousands of lives ruined. Insensitive low life POS.
56 posted on 04/30/2011 3:50:29 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: John Semmens

(Yes I know it is satire, I just needed to vent.)


57 posted on 04/30/2011 3:52:17 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: John Semmens

You gotta be kidding me....you have GOT to be kidding. Please. Tell me this is something from The Onion!!!!!

What a thoughtless CLOD.

2012 cannot come quickly enough.
May God give us the strength to get there, and get the right person.
Tatt


58 posted on 04/30/2011 3:53:53 PM PDT by thesearethetimes... ("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." DorothyBernard)
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To: mad_as_he$$

It’s satire.........


59 posted on 04/30/2011 3:57:00 PM PDT by Osage Orange (I knew what I was feeling, but what was I thinking!)
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To: thesearethetimes...; John Semmens

I have been had : |

The sad part, is that it IS that believable : /

A VERY Sheepish Tatt


60 posted on 04/30/2011 3:57:24 PM PDT by thesearethetimes... ("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." DorothyBernard)
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