The Fall of Jim Robinson’s Free Republic Website [A festering case of epic butt-hurt (Whaaaa-mulance

Publis' Forum ^ | April 28, 2011 | Marc Schenker

[paulycy]

Hey, I want to write my own 6000 word treatise on the buttheart I’ve endured!

Help yourself. Post it here and we'll dance on your zot, too!

[Roccus]

Thought this might interest you.

[NEMDF]

Sign me up as an “anonymous coward”. I detest blog-pimping.

[DaxtonBrown]

That would be butthurt, I am such a dweeb

[Darksheare]

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[John O]

Posts 172 and 181 were my favorites from that thread. For some reason I just totally lost it (ROFLOL) at 172.

[Daffynition]

>>Their screen names on Free Republic are “TheOldLady,” “JoeProBono,” “Daffynition,” “Allegra,” “DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis,” “paulycy,” “Bean Counter,” “50mm,” and Salamander.” This list is by no means complete, but these anonymous cowards—most of whose profiles are empty and don’t feature their real names—are the most vicious offenders, all sanctioned by Robinson, of course.<<

Say, I wouldn't mind being in the proverbial foxhole WTSHTF with any of these folks .... as long as Old Lady doesn't forget to bring the Cheetos, this time. ;D

[magslinger]

Ping to the prophetic Larry Lucido.

[paulycy]

anonymous cowards

We're only cowards when we're anonymous. You should see us in real life.

[Daffynition]

If you're going to be a *true-blue* “anonymous coward” ...the line forms on the right. Also, you have to like Cheetos.

[Pan_Yan]

I moonlight as a conservative blogger, though I write for Examiner, which is a news website run by the Clarity Media Group.

Examiner isn't a news website, it's a time distortion generator. I learned long ago that if I clicked on Examiner.com I could just walk away for 15 minutes while my computer finished loading flashware, ads, more ads, pop up ads, cookies, spyware and finally: poor content.

[Daffynition]

And it ain't purty, son.

[TheOldLady]

Yer never gonna let me live that down, are ya, Daffynition.

I may forget the Cheetos, but I’ll bring my guns and ammo. ;-P

[Pan_Yan]

Hey, I want to write my own 6000 word treatise on the buttheart I’ve endured!

I started to look for an appropriate picture for 'buttheart' then my better judgement kicked in.

[Pan_Yan]

The Fall of Jim Robinson’s Free Republic Website

Did someone let the boss know he can stop the Freepathon, the deal's off?

[Darksheare]

It was proven in the Undead Threads that my mere presence causes typos.
Even if I lurk and don’t post, typos happen.

[Daffynition]

LOL...what this thread needs is more Cheetos.

HELP! is it *Cheetos* or *Cheetoes*??? ...gawd forbid a GrammerNazi shows up!

[JoeProBono]

“a pack of wild dogs (hiding cowardly behind Free Republic anonymity, of course) suffering from herd mentality syndrome. It’s just that they are such sheeple who can’t think for themselves that they actually need “humblegunner” to stir them up into a frenzy before they jump into action and join him in his destruction of conservative bloggers.

Their screen names on Free Republic are “TheOldLady,” “JoeProBono,” “Daffynition,” “Allegra,” “DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis,” “paulycy,” “Bean Counter,” “50mm,” and Salamander.” This list is by no means complete, but these anonymous cowards—most of whose profiles are empty and don’t feature their real names—are the most vicious offenders, all sanctioned by Robinson, of course.”

Ah, the company of giants! And, he spelled my name right.

[Salamander]

No, you’re the one who can sue him blind for defamation.

[Daffynition]

I have no *good judgment*, I'll do it for ya.