Posted on 04/11/2011 6:42:32 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Other than knowing it was pretty much started on a dare to L. Ron Hubbard, my understanding of the Church of Scientology is that I don't have any. None. It doesn't make any sense. Its illogical, and just because a bunch of celebrities flock to it for attention doesn't mean it deserves a seat at the religious roundtable.
In light of all of that, it's clear to me that Donald Trump is Republican Scientology, and I think it was born in a similar way....
Trump was sitting with some friends in a Manhattan penthouse one night a few weeks ago playing a drinking game where they have to take a shot every time someone mentions something good Obama has done.
After two hours of playing, the stone sober idiots decide to play catch up by shotgunning cans of whiskey (they exist). They succeed fabulously, and the members of the party not hooking up with his gold plated toilets proceed with other drinking games.
In a moment of drunken zeal Trump interrupts his turn during "charades," where he and his combover were doing a fantastically accurate impression of a bald Cousin It, to start an impromptu brainstorming session with the party on how to get taken more seriously.
Apparently the fragrance of C-list celebrity he has been wafting on himself since the first season of Celebrity Apprentice isn't filling his "serious" void. Thus he decides, drunkenly, that he needs a real challenge.
He takes a lot of suggestions that sound pretty good, but because everyone is too drunk the slurring is actually quite indecipherable to the sober ear. Frustrated, he walks to his hall of mirrors (having one is an unwritten requirement of being a legitimate billionaire narcissist), looks up at the mirror and sees his reflection through the strands of hair. Suddenly someone says...
I dare you to run for president with your checkered marital past and that silly hair....
to party attendee Newt Gingrich...but that was happening in the other room, and the Donald, naturally, assumed the person was referring to him.
So the damage is done, the race is on, and now the Republicans catapulting this doof into second place in the polls better be ready to explain to the country how this is different from the cult of personality that got Obama elected.
Good post #36, Jim. And I say that NOT as a Trump supporter, because I am not. I am still holding out for Palin, although at the moment I have to admit, her prospects are not looking so great.
But everything you said is definitely true. I too am sick to death of “Republicans” who can’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
I puke on them. I triple-puke on them. I puke on them ten thousand times. And when I’m done, I dry-heave on them.
Trump was NOT a politician and is still not at this point...
So your entire argument of where was Trump? He was a private citizen and not a politician like Palin.
I think you have more hate for Trump, than you do for Obama. I’m amazed at all the passion and insane anger you have at Trump, but then at the very same time you are very light on Obama by comparison. Perhaps your a plant.
At any rate, your arguments are weak.
One more thing of I why I think you are a plant....
When any other Republican candidate (weather I’ll vote for them or not) goes after Obama I support them... I don’t attack them like you do. You are doing the White House work and a defended of Obama.
For instance, I have no plans to vote for Newt Gingrich, but when he goes after Obama. I cheer him on, and I don’t attack Newt. You are defending Obama and attacking fellow conservatives. You show more passion and hatred for fellow conservatives, than you do the other side. That is why I think you are a plant and a Obama hack.
I praise Trump for not being cowed by MSM morons.
This is a big ego trip for The Donald. Frivolous twit is now saying if he doesn’t win the R nomination he will run third party. Barry’s savior.
BTW, you sure are Deep Cover to be a Bama Plant, LOL
History at the predictable crossroads. (Almost at the buck-fifty yearmark, too.)
Before you consign third-psrty-challengers to the scrapheap, remember well whet the upstart GOP did to the Whigs in 1859....
Yes, but in their first venture, they lost with Freemont as Trump will, never to get enough of the Republicans to abandon whoever will win the primary for him to win a third party attempt.
Perot is the more apt comparison.
Now, your reference to a past upheavel may not be too far off if Obama then is elected with plurality only and his cohorts put us on the path to upheaval and chaos they are preparing plans to create and citing as a desirable catalyst and lubricate to reach the Open Society they desire.
Boehner missed the chance they had to go on the offensive — they stand little chance of holding 60 Senators in November 2012. 54 maybe, but 60 is too big a step.
I will be retired in that term with paid for property and little to buy but Alpo and fishing worms but I have seven grandchildren that will be sold into tax slavery by the Democrats and we shall see what the current generations between 18 and 65 do. I am betting they role over and insist they are busy on their iPads and Eco-Tours.
I am a Little tiny government guy. I want them to go away and quit messing everything up. And mind their own Business.
You are so mixed up. You say Trump is not a politician now, but he’s great for mentioning this. Yet, you say he is off the hook for not saying anything WHEN IT MATTERED, because he wasn’t a politician. Make up you mind. At the end of the day, he wasn’t against Obama WHEN IT MATTERED. He just showed up in time to distract the public from Obama’s terrible performance in office.
Since you completely avoided the questions about whether you are selling Trump’s MLM products, I can only assume that is why you don’t recognize any criticism of Trump as legitimate, and you disdain real conservatives.
Nice try, I have not said anything Obama has done is good. I just don’t want to sit by and watch Trump use the Republican Party for his own purposes. Intentionally or not, Trump is saving Obama.
or....you dont have to read it ;-)
LOL... Love how you use my words. Your posts are my proof.
You sure have A LOT more venom for Trump than for Obama. Like I said when any other possible candidate goes after Obama. I cheer them on.... Not like you that attacks the conservative as if you were Obama’s Thug.
LOL! You would not know a real conservative if you were bitch slapped and bulldozed by one.
Yeah your a real conservative... LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
I don’t care about Trump, except I don’t like how he is rescuing Obama and using conservatives to sell his MLM junk.
Sprite518:
Real conservative: Donald Trump
Fake conservatives plotting against Trump: nickcarraway, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, Ronald Reagan.
I'll stick where I am.
Every time you refuse to deny that you are working on a Trump-related MLM product, the more I become convinced it’s the reason you think Trump can do no wrong.
LOL! So weak...
I like Ronald Reagan and I find it hilarious that you violate his 11th Commandment. You are such a phony its obvious to any conservative.
In the words of Reagan “There you go again”.... Attacking people that attack Obama.
Obama paying you???
Obama has not showed us his birth certificate Genius!
1) A Certificate of Live Birth is NOT a birth Certificate. You can’t get a Driver License with a Certificate of Live Birth. Plus there is no doctor, signatures, the baby’s height weight and time of birth.
2) You have a newspaper print.. Which is still NOT a birth certificate.
3) Obama has spent over 2 million dollars to fight the release of his birth certificate along with his college records. Now do you think you can get a job and hide your College records?
The Constitution states you have to be a citizen of the USA to be President. Obama has not been able to produce a birth certificate.
Oh and instead of addressing that you attack Trump. Yeah just like a real conservative.... NOT!
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