Posted on 03/29/2011 8:32:34 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama
I think Chairman Obama's big problem with communicating with us Proles is that we do not speak the same language. We speak English and he speaks a language called Progressivakian. Progressivakian is similiar to English, it uses the same alphabet and same grammar, but without a skilled translator, it sounds like utter crap.
Luckily for you, True Believer, I just happen to speak Progressivakian. I don't know where I learned it, but if anyone knows a good exorcist, please drop me a line. I'm scared. This is evil knowledge and I fear for my soul.
Below, is a translation of Chairman Obama's speech in which he attempts to justify America's participation in the Libyan Civil War.
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"Tonight, I’d like to update [After nine days] the American people on the international effort that we have led in Libya – what we’ve done, what we plan to do, and why this matters to us. [In other words, I'm going to ask you to set aside your common sense let my lies do their thing.]
I want to begin by paying tribute to our men and women in uniform who, [I've compared to terrorists in the past] once again, have acted with courage, professionalism and patriotism. They have moved with incredible speed and strength. Because of them and our dedicated diplomats, a coalition has been forged and countless lives have been saved......
(Excerpt) Read more at demsareweenies.blogtownhall.com ...
Good job, MM
Darn right.....MM gets it done....
Ok. You’re happy. I’m happy.
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