Posted on 03/29/2011 8:32:34 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama
I think Chairman Obama's big problem with communicating with us Proles is that we do not speak the same language. We speak English and he speaks a language called Progressivakian. Progressivakian is similiar to English, it uses the same alphabet and same grammar, but without a skilled translator, it sounds like utter crap.
Luckily for you, True Believer, I just happen to speak Progressivakian. I don't know where I learned it, but if anyone knows a good exorcist, please drop me a line. I'm scared. This is evil knowledge and I fear for my soul.
Below, is a translation of Chairman Obama's speech in which he attempts to justify America's participation in the Libyan Civil War.
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"Tonight, I’d like to update [After nine days] the American people on the international effort that we have led in Libya – what we’ve done, what we plan to do, and why this matters to us. [In other words, I'm going to ask you to set aside your common sense let my lies do their thing.]
I want to begin by paying tribute to our men and women in uniform who, [I've compared to terrorists in the past] once again, have acted with courage, professionalism and patriotism. They have moved with incredible speed and strength. Because of them and our dedicated diplomats, a coalition has been forged and countless lives have been saved......
(Excerpt) Read more at demsareweenies.blogtownhall.com ...
I do apologize that I had to excerpt this blog. I do not own this blog, Townhall does as per their posting rules. Please keep in mind that I do not benefit in any way if you click the link to read the rest. (Which I hope you do, because it’s darn funny.)
So, no, I’m not “pimping the blog”, and no, I’m not using FR as some money making gimmick.(Townhall doesn’t pay me a dime.) This was done all for fun, and I do hope you enjoy it.
You should have paid closer attention. When bin laden or zawahiri gave orders, very few people knew “islam speak.” A few analysts figured it out, but they were ignored. What obama did in his speech was exactly, I repeat, EXACTLY, to the code, and what he did was to give the green light to hit Iraq...hard. Maybe even a coup.
The Messiah views his audience and gets that CIALIS feeling all over again.
Ping to #3
Another reason not to sleep tonight....
Easy ... BS, BS, BS, BS, bla, bla, more BS, BS. There, translation complete.
Yikes! Another Dim President with a Cialis feeling ? Quick! Hide the interns!
I have taken the task of translating your your non apology for those who don’t understand it.
ah do apologize thet ah had t’excerpp this hyar blog, acco’din’ t’ th’ code o’ th’ heells! ah do not own this hyar blog, Townhall does as per their postin’ rules. Please keep in mind thet ah do not benefit in enny way eff’n yo’ click th’ link t’read th’ rest. (Which ah hope yo’ does, on account o’ it’s dadburn funny.) So, no, I’m not “pimpin’ th’ blog”, an’ no, I’m not usin’ FR as some money makin’ gimmick. Shet mah mouth!(Townhall doesn’t pay me a dime.) This hyar was done all fo’ fun, an’ ah do hope yo’ injoy it.
I have taken the task of translating your your non apology for those who don’t understand it.
ah do apologize thet ah had t’excerpp this hyar blog, acco’din’ t’ th’ code o’ th’ heells! ah do not own this hyar blog, Townhall does as per their postin’ rules. Please keep in mind thet ah do not benefit in enny way eff’n yo’ click th’ link t’read th’ rest. (Which ah hope yo’ does, on account o’ it’s dadburn funny.) So, no, I’m not “pimpin’ th’ blog”, an’ no, I’m not usin’ FR as some money makin’ gimmick. Shet mah mouth!(Townhall doesn’t pay me a dime.) This hyar was done all fo’ fun, an’ ah do hope yo’ injoy it.
Well, that would have been a time saver...
:)
I hear tell of a Rosetta Stone that can help the rest of us understand Mubarak Obama but, it is held deep in a warehouse....somewhere.
*SIGH*
Yes, it was an apology. I only post complete articles...
Along with Dear Leader’s birth certificate and that Manning traitor ?
They should imprison him in an icebox.
Alan, he has done it many times before. His first interview after the election was al jazeera. He did a terrible amount of damage in Egypt with the cairo speech and telegraphed to his muslim brothers exactly what his intent was. I translated that speech here on FR. The quote he used from the q-ran was for the islamic endtimes, when islam would rule the earth. He has declared this country a muslim nation. Not once, not twice, but three times as per the islamic requirement.
Much more than that. Way too much.
Manning or Oblahblah ? Both are criminals and traitors....
Not this time...
Yikes!
Did anyone post anything on it ?
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