Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-11 (Pied Piper Pitt Smoking Relapse)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/26/2011 2:10:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

WOO! HOO! Let's all celebrate! WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has gone 100 days without smoking. I just knew you had the fortitude to pull it off, Will!

Oops!

Has anyone noticed that with all the early hoopla by Pitt about quitting cigarettes that there hasn't been a self-promoting post by him on this topic since his Day 50 THREAD, "Fifty days. No smokes." So what does that tell us? It tells us that Pitt is back to sucking down the cancerous fumes again. Let us do some math to prove my point. Pitt's "Fifty Days, No Smokes" thread was posted on Jan. 19. Add 12 days to bring us to the end of that month and that would be 62 days. Add another 28 days for the month of February and that makes it 90 days. Then 10 more days at the beginning of the following month and that would bring us to the glorious day of March 10 when the Pittster would have gone ONE HUNDRED DAYS without smoking! Hallelujah! However, did you notice that March 10 has come and long since went without a word from Pitt on that significant landmark? Knowing Pitt's propensity towards braggadocio, this can only mean that Pitt has slinked back to smoking again and just wishes everybody won't notice that he was too WEAK to beat his nicotine addiction. Well, perhaps his fellow DUmmies have forgotten Wee Willie's very public no smoking pledge but we here at the DUmmie FUnnies haven't forgotten. In fact let us review some of Pitt's self-promotional avowals of swearing off cigarettes.

Only a little over a week before Pitt's last pronouncement about being smoke free we have this bit of a self-righteous THREAD January 11, "A message for all the Quitters in the Lounge." Here are some highlights from that thread:

A message for all the Quitters in the Lounge.

[Including for Pitt who QUIT his no-smoking pledge.]

My wife is on Day Nine...our old Lounge friend Matcom is on Day Ten...and I am on Day Forty-Two...which is SIX WEEKS for those of you playing along at home (and is The Answer for all you Douglas Adams fans out there).

[I don't know about Pitt's wife or DUmmmie Matcom but we do know that Pitt quit his quitting.]

Nine days. Ten days. Forty-two days.

NO SMOKES.

[Ninety days. Ninety-one days. One hundred days. ...SMOKES!!!]

If she, he and I can do it, anyone can. Keep it up.

[Except you, Pitt. You couldn't. So be honest now and tell us what is was like to light up that first cigarette after all those weeks and suck those cancerous fumes deep into your lungs.]

Yes, it is time for Pitt to reveal to his fellow DUmmies that he just didn't have the strength of Will to really quit smoking. And an oatmeal cookie to the first DUmmie (or LFT) who dares to publicly ask Pitt how his no smoking pledge is going.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cigarettes; dummies; nosmoking; willpitt
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-57 next last
At least Will has his family's law firm to sue the tobacco companies for not properly informing him that smoking can be hazardous to your health even though such has been stated on every pack of cigarettes since before Pitt was even born.
1 posted on 03/26/2011 2:10:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

IBTP


2 posted on 03/26/2011 2:12:57 PM PDT by granite (This is America! This is the home of the FREE!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 03/26/2011 2:13:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
If she, he and I can do it, anyone can. Keep it up.

I was told to seek medical attention after 4 hours.
4 posted on 03/26/2011 2:19:39 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

5 posted on 03/26/2011 2:24:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Panting Puffer Pitt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

I enjoyed a cigar a week ago. My bad. But, it was soooooo good...


6 posted on 03/26/2011 2:27:46 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

So we don’t really know if he’s back to smoking again or not, right? Am I missing something?


7 posted on 03/26/2011 2:27:57 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

The problem for Pitt is that having made his very PUBLIC PLEDGE about quitting smoking, he is now condemned to getting his smokes in private. At least before he could mug for the camera while sucking down his coffin nails. Now he has to pull an Obama and do it entirely in secret for fear of public embarrassment that he was TOO WEAK to beat the nicotine monkey.


8 posted on 03/26/2011 2:28:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Roscoe Karns
So we don’t really know if he’s back to smoking again or not, right? Am I missing something?

Believe me, if Will had really quit smoking he would have CROWED about reaching that 100 day mark. He was bragging bigtime on other days including the 50 day mark and then he went completely SILENT on the subject. What does that tell you?

9 posted on 03/26/2011 2:32:39 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: bcsco

I quit cigars back in November. Still get the urge, but I haven;t succumbed. I just wasn’t able to regulate it. I either smoke too much or don’t smoke at all.


10 posted on 03/26/2011 2:39:30 PM PDT by Huck (Fools make feasts and wise men eat them - Poor Richard)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
PJ casts the bait into the water, waiting to see if the PITT, takes the bait, boldly comes out and says, "I did quit! It's now day, uhhh, 100 or so."

Verifying that he does read DUmmie FUnnies.

11 posted on 03/26/2011 2:41:54 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
Here ya go, Pitt:


12 posted on 03/26/2011 2:44:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Panting Puffer Pitt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Maybe he’s giving up giving up smoking for Lent?


13 posted on 03/26/2011 2:45:34 PM PDT by mikrofon (Or just giving up giving up Kents?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix

14 posted on 03/26/2011 2:46:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Panting Puffer Pitt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Huck

Well, I shouldn’t be smoking at all, but I have a couple a year. I also enjoy a pipe at times, but again, not very frequently. It’s usually on weekends when I can sit outside in the yard, enjoy a cigar or pipe, and a good bourbon. And that precludes two-thirds of the living here in northern Illinois...

I had a CAO Brazilia. Enjoyable. I usually smoke Montecristo’s or Ashtons, but this was the best available at the liquor store so...


15 posted on 03/26/2011 2:46:32 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Chesterfields were pretty potent eh? I had a cousin who used to smoke unfiltered camels (my parents were older when I was born so my cousins were all much older than me. Most are gone now).


16 posted on 03/26/2011 2:48:17 PM PDT by Mmogamer (I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: mikrofon
Maybe he’s giving up giving up smoking for Lent?

Nah, it's more likely he lent his lighter to someone and never got it back...

17 posted on 03/26/2011 2:48:32 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: bcsco

I think you’re on to something. This “cold turkey” and “count the days I’ve been good” thing is just too extreme.

Also, the idea of “forbidden fruit” and something not being “allowed” has the seeds of failure built right in.

The extreme moderation you practice seems sensible to me.


18 posted on 03/26/2011 2:53:46 PM PDT by Twinkie (WHERE ARE OBAMA'S RECORDS? ALL of them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix
And an oatmeal cookie to the first DUmmie (or LFT). . . .

Or LSMFT.


19 posted on 03/26/2011 2:56:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Panting Puffer Pitt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Doomonyou
PJ casts the bait into the water, waiting to see if the PITT, takes the bait...

Smoking him out.

20 posted on 03/26/2011 2:57:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-57 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson