Posted on 03/19/2011 9:55:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
A plume of radioactive dust from Japan’s nuclear disaster is expected to drift over the United States mainland in the next few days. President Obama urged Americans to “plan their own exit strategy.”
“While we don’t know exactly how dangerous this cloud may turn out to be there are steps you can take to protect yourself from exposure,” the President said. “For example, now would be a good time to visit the Southern Hemisphere. The plume is expected to bypass this region on its first trip around the globe. So, you should be relatively safe there.”
Following his own advice, President Obama has scheduled a trip to Brazil for the duration.
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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/03/19/omb-nominee-explains-obama-strategy-on-debt/
I loom forward to being able to read in the dark.
Saves me the hassle of learning braile for no apparent reason.
That may be more fact than satire. Where is Moochelle? When she packs the lobster tank, that’s the signal and I’m outta here.
I’m staying put.
WTH.
I’ve never been able to work on my tan lines this early in the year....
Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz: THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA - 1964
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA
I just hope I get super powers.
His “planned” trips sure seem awfully convenient.
...or a third arm...
I am all for Obama being out of harm’s way. It could cripple his effectiveness as President.
wink wink....
I think it would be really cool if just my fingernails, toenails and eyebrows glowed in the dark.
You should have written BO/BS is encouraging all Conservative white Americans, particularly angry white Conservative males, to head towards Japan while illegal aliens should head to the east coast.
Be careful when you post this kind of satire. Not everyone is playing on the same field.
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