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DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-11 (DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Wisconsin Senate Vote)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/09/2011 7:13:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

Remember how a couple of weeks ago the DUmmies were proclaiming victory for the public employee unions in Wisconsin? Well, once again, their victory celebrations were premature since tonight the Wisconsin senate voted to ELIMINATE collective bargaining for public employee unions. As can be expected, the DUmmies have gone absolutely BERSERK over this as you can see in this THREAD, "The Wisconsin FULL SENATE passes anti-union bill 18-1 vote." So let us now watch the DUmmies eat crow once again in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to much Drama Queen activity over the next few weeks, is in the [brackets]:

The Wisconsin FULL SENATE passes anti-union bill 18-1 vote

[And whose fault was it that all the Democrats were absent?]

Source: CNN's Breaking News Twitter feed

BreakingNews

In 18-1 vote, Wis. Senate approves bill to strip public employees of collective bargaining rights

[So how does that Freudenschade "victory" champagne taste? And now on to the Drama Queen DUmmie reactions...]

Recall the bastards.

[So you want the Democrat senators recalled back to Wisconsin?]

Full Senate my f*cking ass! Not one Democratic Senator was there to cast a vote.

[Boo! Hoo! It was those EVIL Republicans who prevented the Democrats from returning to Wisconsin to vote.]

Time is coming. For a general strike.

[Except for the pizza delivery guys.]

MAKE WALKER & HIS REPUBLICAN KOCH-WHORES REGRET THE DAY THEY BECAME A STATE LEGISLATOR. THESE FILTHY, GREEDY REPUBLICANS JUST SPAT IN EVERYONES' FACE WHILE TAKING A CRAP ON THE ELECTIONS THAT PUT THEM IN THOSE POSITIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[Huh? Didn't they actually KEEP their election promises?]

I just got this flash. I cannot believe this. I am in shock, feel sick to my stomach, the hairs on my arms are standing up.

[What? No thrill going up your leg?]

Its a trap to get the Democratic Senators to come back

[Hee! Hee!]

The real people are awake and angry, and they are not the propped up Koch Klan's faux astroturf people. This will be a fight and we will win, we have no choice but to win.

[You will keep "winning" just like Charlie Sheen has been "winning."]

I wish I had your optimism! I'm sick to my stomach and on the verge of balling my eyes out.

[If you need help, Ben Burch would love to be balling your eyes out.]

I have alot of vacation time - I may be headed to Nashville to help out in Tennessee.

[Most DUmmies are on a permanent vacation.]

Do you assume that something is unconstitutional just because you oppose it?

They've had this option since day one.

[A Kewpie Doll to this lousy Killjoy.]

they didn't change any rules, just changed the bill. they didnt need a quorum of 20 if they stripped out all financial aspects of the bill. This is what I was warning about two weeks ago and people said I was crazy to suggest it. I'm not surprised and neither should you be.

[Can I just lean back now and allow you to apply the chloroform hankie to my nose?]

Fitzgerald and the rest of the Repukes will suffer no repercussions for this.

[NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]

F*CKING SCUMBAGS!!!!!!

[Are you in the mood to sing the Mr. Roger's song?]

Boycott WI products. Time we taught them a lesson and stop buying their cheese and other goods.

[No cheese on your pizzas.]

THIS CANNOT STAND! THE PEOPLE, UNITED, SHALL *NEVER* BE DEFEATED!

[Time to chant that communist song.]

This is it folks. GENERAL STRIKE! Let's show these rats who runs this country, big business, or WE THE PEOPLE!

[A call for a GENERAL STRIKE from a DUmmie who DOESN'T WORK.]

It's a trap Dems.....stay away...

[Hee! Hee! Yes, stay out of Wisconsin for the next 10 years.]

There is NO surprise in the wretchedness of Republicans there is no depth low enough for them to squat. There is no act too treacherous and riddled with lies that they cannot attempt.

[It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

There will be repercussions. And I can only hope that they are far reaching and deeply destructive to the Republican Party in WI...and everywhere. They have shown a contempt and disregard for Democracy and America's workers EVERYWHERE. Government BY the people? Not to Republicans. And this cannot be permitted to stand.

[It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

"Scum" is a compliment regarding these creatures. But name calling does nothing. FIGHT THEM. NEVER let up. Never let them sleep. Do not go silently into the night. FIGHT THEM. Every.way.we.can.

[I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.]

Strike!!! And don't f*ck around about it, run those picket lines the old school way, enough of this shit!!

[So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?]

I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

[LOL! That is actually the FUnniest line on this entire thread. In fact, I put this into nomination for the DUmmie Post of the Year.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; getajob; strike; wisconsin; wisconsinshowdown
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To: dila813

If the Wisconsin democrats return to the capitol tomorrow then the republicans should vote to undo what they did today and then put the original legislation up for a vote - after they lock the doors so no one can run away before the votes are taken.


61 posted on 03/09/2011 8:18:56 PM PST by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Freudenschade?

I think you mean Schadenfreude.

(Just sayin’.)


62 posted on 03/09/2011 8:20:13 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: catfish1957

I think you’d need a shower if you got that close to a liberal woman’s under-arms. Blech! :)


63 posted on 03/09/2011 8:23:25 PM PST by luvie (I'd rather be a Tea Bagger than a FLEEbagger! :))
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To: AD from SpringBay

It’s done, its over, forget about it and move on.

No do overs.


64 posted on 03/09/2011 8:24:19 PM PST by dila813
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To: Disambiguator

No. I mean Freudenschade. You have to get up to speed on that particular word and how it came into being on the DUFUs.


65 posted on 03/09/2011 8:24:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
No. I mean Freudenschade. You have to get up to speed on that particular word and how it came into being on the DUFUs.

I guess I'm tragically un-hip.

66 posted on 03/09/2011 8:29:05 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: ari-freedom

Is that photo real? Did that idiot really need teleprompters to talk to school children?


67 posted on 03/09/2011 8:37:57 PM PST by Loud Mime (If it is too stupid to be said, people will listen to it, if sung - - Voltaire)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yay, thanks for bringing us the real deal DUmmie Funnies thread :)


68 posted on 03/09/2011 8:53:45 PM PST by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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To: ResearchMonkey
I'd almost be willing to get a job...

Almost,...

but not quite.

Are you retired or something?

I would guess "something"

69 posted on 03/09/2011 8:59:00 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (FDR had the New Deal. President 0bama has the Raw Deal.)
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To: Loud Mime

Go to youtube and watch it.


70 posted on 03/09/2011 9:00:42 PM PST by Dan(9698)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 75! Pass the popcorn.


71 posted on 03/09/2011 9:01:01 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix

I know!

I love you guys because you distill the brainlessness.

I go over sometimes....but if I do it too often, I just lose all hope for humanity.

I’m sorry this liberal pissant won’t be serving me eggs at the Denny’s.


72 posted on 03/09/2011 9:04:29 PM PST by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Here is to the WI RATS!
73 posted on 03/09/2011 9:08:43 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Loud Mime

Yes, and yes.


74 posted on 03/09/2011 9:10:02 PM PST by jla
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t see why FOX’s Red Eye can’t give you and the DUmmie FUnnies at least a weekly segment.


75 posted on 03/09/2011 9:13:12 PM PST by jla
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank you for posting these hand picked examples of the discomfiture of the looters. I enjoyed it heartily.


76 posted on 03/09/2011 9:15:57 PM PST by albionin
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To: PJ-Comix

No offense, but when you see lefties and socialists shrieking like banshees, you know you’ve done something that is very, very right and good. Because everything they are for is totally, completely wrong.

This is an extremely good thing.

We have to prepare to fight for all of this the next two years. We need to recall their vulnerable senators, and start the legwork now.

We need to codify the senate rules to increase fines for deliberate absence from 100 a day to 10,000 a day, plus no pay (no nothing) for any days missed.

We need to codify in the senate rules how every police officer and sheriff in the state will be able to by force if necessary retrieve senators to bring them to the senate chamber while its in session.

We need to set guidelines that if unexcused, deliberate absences by senators go on for more than 3 days, their absence will be regarded as their official resignation, and the seat will be declared vacant, and the Senate Majority leader will then ask the governor to issue a writ of special election.


77 posted on 03/09/2011 9:23:19 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: mylife

Thanks to these very libs, Wisconsin makes a hell of a lot less products than it used to. They’ve run heavy industry out of our state. Briggs and Stratton? Janesville GM and Chrysler plants? So many have left under the democrats’ control.


78 posted on 03/09/2011 9:25:06 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

Lousy FReeper Troll!

79 posted on 03/09/2011 9:27:40 PM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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bttt


80 posted on 03/09/2011 9:34:11 PM PST by Matchett-PI ("Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left to Tax " ~ Gagdad Bob)
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