Posted on 02/17/2011 5:38:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Somewhere in a lonely car on a freezing Ft. Collins, CO street sits an ill rage victim of the Boston Straggler aka WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Yes, our dear Bobbolink aka Bobo the Hobo has fallen sick inside her home which is an old car as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please..." Yeah, the DUmmies are sending her a lot of thoughts and prayers her way but NO food or shelter. Notable by his absence is the Boston Straggler who is probably filled with thoughts of extremely violent fantasies at this point. So let us now watch the DUmmies passively watch the sick Bobo the Hobo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if this could all be just some well timed political theater, is in the [brackets]:
Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please...
[But NO food or shelter for this poor victim of the Boston Straggler.]
I received a message from her yesterday that she's been very sick in her car for three days. I replied and emailed and haven't heard back. I am very, very worried! Send her your best via this. Thanks!!
[Please get yourself into a warm place Bobbolink AWAY from the Boston Straggler who could be stalking you.]
Hugs and prayers.
[But NO food. Not even Ramen noodles.]
prayers and vibes being sent. be well!
[Could you include FOOD and SHELTER as well?]
I wish her the best...
[You are obviously NOT the Boston Straggler.]
Thank you, Mary. I wondered where she was the last couple days. Knowing she is ill in her car makes me cry. I lived in a tent for awhile one year and got pneumonia, it was terrible.
[Better not be too specific on which car or she risks being stalked by the Boston Straggler.]
I thank God for my bed every night, and I pray that someone comes across her path to help her.
[As long as that someone is NOT the Boston Straggler.]
I have the first comfortable bed I've ever had and am so grateful to be inside each night.
[You spent the entire previous part of your life sleeping on straw?]
Can one of us put her up for awhile?
[Say hello to Mrs. Sheridan Whiteside.]
She is in Colorado, her profile says. Ft. Collins. Don't know if that is current location.
[Shhh! You don't want to give the Boston Straggler a heads up on where he can stalk her.]
It's been cold in Colorado this winter. . .
[It's that horrible Global Warming that Algore has been yapping about.]
i'm in fort collins there are some horrible sicknesses going around this town. if any one knows where she is, i can check on her. pm me...
[You might want to stand guard by her car in case the Boston Straggler shows up.]
I know this hasn't been very successful in the past - but if you know where she is perhaps a Colorado DUer could check on her ...
[DUAC! DUAC!]
i hate that our country tolerates poverty and homelessness.
[Bush's fault!!!]
Anyone else know what kind of car she has
[2011 Cadillac Escalade.]
She's one of the most valuable posters on DU
[She exposed the TRUE nature of the extremely violent Boston Straggler.]
I'm sending positive vibes.
[At this point Bobbo would probably prefer Ramen noodles...preferably sitting in hot water.]
Om Namo Bhagavate Vaasudevaaya
[Is that the Hindu or Wiccan version of sitting Shiva?]
SOMEBODY IN THE FT COLLINS AREA PLS PM ME. I have an email for a rabbi who has shown some protectiveness toward her. And sorry about the shout. I don't know that area at all; my contact is in Evergreen.
[I hope you don't mean THIS RABBI.]
Her cell is working...I talked to her, she is very sick, and very sick about the cuts and that no one is up in arms about that! Still feisty! so relieved to have talked to her...
[Uh-Oh! I hope the rage victim of the Boston Straggler hasn't been grandstanding for political purposes.]
I'll call her when my minutes go free
[God forbid you actually shell out a few measly cents to call Bobbolink.]
May the Great Spirit protect you in these days of need.
[Heretic! No mention of the goddess Gaia!]
Thanks everybody!! I talked to Bobbie. She's still very sick, not up to getting online...Mad as hell about the cuts!! and about the lack of protests about the cuts...still feisty, and so right to be mad. We have to start actions on the cuts to social programs at the very least!
[Pardon me for casting aspersions upon the veracity of the Boston Straggler rage victim but does this not sound like Bobbo's problem is really just political theater rather than any real illness?]
I hope this will serve as a rallying point for DUers to fight the cuts that hurt the most vulnerable in our society.
[Yup! This is sounding more and more like political theater. Do we now send tickets to fly Bobbo to Madison, WI for yet more grandstanding?]
Bobbie is a tireless (until now) advocate for the impoverished, these cuts just make her job that much harder. We need to hit the streets for the homeless and hungry...
[Bobbo the professional Hobo.]
Thank you, Karl.
Bottamazda Shoodabottahonda
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Bobo's contact is in Everclear.
Ever the victim!
Bobbolink is the biggest con on the web.
The posts to he/she/it are hysterical-——are people really that naive?
If I was homeless & living in my car, I’d drive it to a warmer climate.
I would also work double shifts at Burger King rather than be homeless and living in my car, but heck, that’s just me.
Why can’t this homeless person apply for section 8 housing, welfare, food stamps, etc.? Not to be cruel, but if they are posting on a computer, and can afford the monthly cell phone fees, they might find some time in their day to look into getting some assistance. Heck, there’s a homeless shelter in just about every town.
If you're Hobo, you park the Escalade in a Wendy's parking lot and boot up the laptop. Wendy's usually have wifi coverage for the entire lot.
That could also be a good spot for Hobo to do a bit of productive panhandling. Most customers coming out the Wendy's door probably have some pocket change handy after breaking a tenner at the counter.
If I come across sounding as though I don't have any compassion for HOBO living in her alleged pitiful circumstances, it's only because I don't believe for a NY minute that her sad plight is for real. OTOH, the DUmmy posters seem to buy it lock, stock, and barrel, yet her alleged pitiful situation doesn't seem to motivate any of them to help her out of her alleged extreme poverty by offering to send her a few George Washingtons now and then.
If any DUmmies are lurking, in case you don't happen to know it's not hard to send Hobo a monetary gift so she can move up to a better brand of cat food. Convenience stores sell money orders for a reasonably small price, and a 44 cent stamp on an envelope will get it to Colorado before you can say "kill the capitalist pigs" twice. Interested? No?? I didn't really think you would be.
[Yup! This is sounding more and more like political theater. Do we now send tickets to fly Bobbo to Madison, WI for yet more grandstanding?]
Where does all this sound familiar? Ohhhhh, yeah...”POLITICIZE MY PLIGHT!”
Bobo is a professional victim.
She’s homeless with a car, cell phone and internet access?
Is this a great country or what?
Ummm...Bobbie?
http://www.catholiccharitiesdenver.org/
http://www.homelessshelterdirectory.org/cgi-bin/id/city.cgi?city=Fort%20Collins&state=CO
Maybe she could use her brain as much as she uses her mouth and her overdeveloped sense of outrage, and get into a shelter.
PJ,
I have basically retired from posting, and only come around to check on you and Charles and DUFU.
You use humor, and that’s great, because it allows facts and ideas to slip through our normal defenses. That makes your DUFU threads, for me, the most valuable on FR (next to the Hottie threads....)
I used to work in a homeless shelter not far from Bukowki’s! Anyway, reading this thread, I find it interesting how many DUmmies have suddenly found the value of prayer, when their MONEY would be pretty useful. Except, as has been the case since the FDR era, liberals do not see a problem and think “OK, what do *I* do to solve it?”—even when a ‘neighbor’ or ‘friend’ is involved—they start bitching about what EVERYONE ELSE *ISN’T* doing (”cuts”).
Meanwhile, the homeless person continues to be alone and sick.
I’ve said this many times on FR and have made no friends when I say it here in Boston (especially since I’m an agnostic): The coolest, most HELPFUL people at the shelter were the Christian volunteers (who knew I wasn’t one of them, yet we bonded bautifully, and they’d come to me for information and help instead of the liberal “Christians” I worked with), while the MIT and Harvard students, so liberal, so caring, would drop by for a few hours and have to basically be stuck in a corner while we did the real work.
I recently had a case of an “Internet friend” who fell on hard times, and I, who last year earned less in my new job working with kids we’re trying to keep from becoming homesless than I have in ages, gave this friend money, repeatedly, and at great personal cost. I don’t bring this up for applause, but to show the DUmmies how a HUMAN BEING as opposed to a complaint machine acts when someone is in need.
Thanks for nothing but bitching, DUmmies.
And thank you, PJ and Charles, for all you do here.
Best,
John
GREAT point. They can buy cash cards with anywhere from $50 to $500 on them, too. If enough DUmmies did that, this person could get off the streets for awhile and get her life together.
I suspect they prefer her as a 'living symbol of American hearlessness' or something.
The post of the thread.
Funny how we seem to be offering more advice to the liberal conservative-hating DUmmie here than they are over there.
Creepy weirdos.
Om Namo Bhagavate Vaasudevaaya
John has a long mustache:
Repeat: John has a long mustache.
EOM
DUmmes offering prayers?? That is a first. Oh wait, it must be to the won.
Every one of THEM is tolerating it personally, but SOMEBODY should care.
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