If you're Hobo, you park the Escalade in a Wendy's parking lot and boot up the laptop. Wendy's usually have wifi coverage for the entire lot.
That could also be a good spot for Hobo to do a bit of productive panhandling. Most customers coming out the Wendy's door probably have some pocket change handy after breaking a tenner at the counter.
If I come across sounding as though I don't have any compassion for HOBO living in her alleged pitiful circumstances, it's only because I don't believe for a NY minute that her sad plight is for real. OTOH, the DUmmy posters seem to buy it lock, stock, and barrel, yet her alleged pitiful situation doesn't seem to motivate any of them to help her out of her alleged extreme poverty by offering to send her a few George Washingtons now and then.
If any DUmmies are lurking, in case you don't happen to know it's not hard to send Hobo a monetary gift so she can move up to a better brand of cat food. Convenience stores sell money orders for a reasonably small price, and a 44 cent stamp on an envelope will get it to Colorado before you can say "kill the capitalist pigs" twice. Interested? No?? I didn't really think you would be.
GREAT point. They can buy cash cards with anywhere from $50 to $500 on them, too. If enough DUmmies did that, this person could get off the streets for awhile and get her life together.
I suspect they prefer her as a 'living symbol of American hearlessness' or something.