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DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-11 (Boston Straggler Rage Victim Bobbolink Falls Ill)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/17/2011 5:38:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Somewhere in a lonely car on a freezing Ft. Collins, CO street sits an ill rage victim of the Boston Straggler aka WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Yes, our dear Bobbolink aka Bobo the Hobo has fallen sick inside her home which is an old car as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please..." Yeah, the DUmmies are sending her a lot of thoughts and prayers her way but NO food or shelter. Notable by his absence is the Boston Straggler who is probably filled with thoughts of extremely violent fantasies at this point. So let us now watch the DUmmies passively watch the sick Bobo the Hobo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if this could all be just some well timed political theater, is in the [brackets]:

Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please...

[But NO food or shelter for this poor victim of the Boston Straggler.]

I received a message from her yesterday that she's been very sick in her car for three days. I replied and emailed and haven't heard back. I am very, very worried! Send her your best via this. Thanks!!

[Please get yourself into a warm place Bobbolink AWAY from the Boston Straggler who could be stalking you.]

Hugs and prayers.

[But NO food. Not even Ramen noodles.]

prayers and vibes being sent. be well!

[Could you include FOOD and SHELTER as well?]

I wish her the best...

[You are obviously NOT the Boston Straggler.]

Thank you, Mary. I wondered where she was the last couple days. Knowing she is ill in her car makes me cry. I lived in a tent for awhile one year and got pneumonia, it was terrible.

[Better not be too specific on which car or she risks being stalked by the Boston Straggler.]

I thank God for my bed every night, and I pray that someone comes across her path to help her.

[As long as that someone is NOT the Boston Straggler.]

I have the first comfortable bed I've ever had and am so grateful to be inside each night.

[You spent the entire previous part of your life sleeping on straw?]

Can one of us put her up for awhile?

[Say hello to Mrs. Sheridan Whiteside.]

She is in Colorado, her profile says. Ft. Collins. Don't know if that is current location.

[Shhh! You don't want to give the Boston Straggler a heads up on where he can stalk her.]

It's been cold in Colorado this winter. . .

[It's that horrible Global Warming that Algore has been yapping about.]

i'm in fort collins there are some horrible sicknesses going around this town. if any one knows where she is, i can check on her. pm me...

[You might want to stand guard by her car in case the Boston Straggler shows up.]

I know this hasn't been very successful in the past - but if you know where she is perhaps a Colorado DUer could check on her ...

[DUAC! DUAC!]

i hate that our country tolerates poverty and homelessness.

[Bush's fault!!!]

Anyone else know what kind of car she has

[2011 Cadillac Escalade.]

She's one of the most valuable posters on DU

[She exposed the TRUE nature of the extremely violent Boston Straggler.]

I'm sending positive vibes.

[At this point Bobbo would probably prefer Ramen noodles...preferably sitting in hot water.]

Om Namo Bhagavate Vaasudevaaya

[Is that the Hindu or Wiccan version of sitting Shiva?]

SOMEBODY IN THE FT COLLINS AREA PLS PM ME. I have an email for a rabbi who has shown some protectiveness toward her. And sorry about the shout. I don't know that area at all; my contact is in Evergreen.

[I hope you don't mean THIS RABBI.]

Her cell is working...I talked to her, she is very sick, and very sick about the cuts and that no one is up in arms about that! Still feisty! so relieved to have talked to her...

[Uh-Oh! I hope the rage victim of the Boston Straggler hasn't been grandstanding for political purposes.]

I'll call her when my minutes go free

[God forbid you actually shell out a few measly cents to call Bobbolink.]

May the Great Spirit protect you in these days of need.

[Heretic! No mention of the goddess Gaia!]

Thanks everybody!! I talked to Bobbie. She's still very sick, not up to getting online...Mad as hell about the cuts!! and about the lack of protests about the cuts...still feisty, and so right to be mad. We have to start actions on the cuts to social programs at the very least!

[Pardon me for casting aspersions upon the veracity of the Boston Straggler rage victim but does this not sound like Bobbo's problem is really just political theater rather than any real illness?]

I hope this will serve as a rallying point for DUers to fight the cuts that hurt the most vulnerable in our society.

[Yup! This is sounding more and more like political theater. Do we now send tickets to fly Bobbo to Madison, WI for yet more grandstanding?]

Bobbie is a tireless (until now) advocate for the impoverished, these cuts just make her job that much harder. We need to hit the streets for the homeless and hungry...

[Bobbo the professional Hobo.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bobbohobo; bobbolink; bobothehobo; bostonstraggler; dufu; dummie; dummies; willpitt
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How long before Bobo the Hobo makes a political theater appearance in Madison, WI?
1 posted on 02/17/2011 5:38:32 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/17/2011 5:41:40 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

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3 posted on 02/17/2011 5:46:09 PM PST by listenhillary (20 years in Reverend Wright's church is all I need to determine the "content of his character")
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To: PJ-Comix

Where do I send the check?

LOL!


4 posted on 02/17/2011 5:48:31 PM PST by Eaker (The problem with the internet, you're never sure the accuracy of the quotes. ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1865)
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To: PJ-Comix
We should institute the candy Valentines heart method for our Freepathon like those dopes. Jeez, is that the stupidest thing I have ever seen. The posts look like 13 year old girls are posting which is about the mentality level of the losers over their. Wow.


5 posted on 02/17/2011 5:51:48 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: PJ-Comix
She's one of the most valuable posters on DU

She's one of the most voluble posters on DU.

6 posted on 02/17/2011 5:56:08 PM PST by mikrofon (Valuabobo)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please

Note, Will: THOUGHTS, not THREATS.

7 posted on 02/17/2011 5:56:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pray, not prey.)
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I hate that our DUmmies tolerate poverty and homelessness!

Just call and check on the old folks when your minutes are free, that is how you care.

8 posted on 02/17/2011 5:57:13 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php for FR backup site!)
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Bobbie is a tireless (until now) advocate for the impoverished

Has her "home" been up on blocks?

9 posted on 02/17/2011 5:59:51 PM PST by mikrofon (Tireless in Colorado)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


10 posted on 02/17/2011 6:07:17 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

how does one post on the internet living in a car?


11 posted on 02/17/2011 6:12:28 PM PST by estrogen (2012 can't come soon enough)
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To: PJ-Comix
prayers and vibes being sent.

What, no white light?

12 posted on 02/17/2011 6:12:37 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Operator, Information, get me Gaia on the line . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll call her when my minutes go free

LOL

13 posted on 02/17/2011 6:14:22 PM PST by jla
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I wish her the best.

Just don't ask me to actually DO anything to help her.

14 posted on 02/17/2011 6:15:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Libs want to leave that for the government.)
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Knowing she is ill in her car makes me cry.

You know what makes me cry? YOU DO! Maybe you should chug on over to Bobo the Hobo Land where maybe you can do something to HELP her, you jackwagon!

15 posted on 02/17/2011 6:22:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Libs want to leave that for the government.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh my, this is one hell of a drama cast. I am new to the characters but you have done a good job. Bobo is quite the shill.


16 posted on 02/17/2011 6:22:43 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: PJ-Comix
She's one of the most valuable posters on DU

Bobo is homeless, I don't know if you knew that.

17 posted on 02/17/2011 6:27:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (She only mentions it FIFTEEN TIMES EACH POST!)
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To: PJ-Comix

If Bobo has a car, why doesnt she winter in Ca?

And these DUmmies are so pathetic.
I cant tell you how many times FReepers have actually helped people in need instead of just wishing them well.


18 posted on 02/17/2011 6:31:07 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: estrogen
"how does one post on the internet living in a car?"

Cigar lighter power supply and free Starbucks WiFi?

19 posted on 02/17/2011 6:34:35 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: PJ-Comix

I initially thought that the “cuts” Bobo abhors were paper cuts, or maybe a mumble-de-peg knife went astray.

But, under the circumstances, I presume the United States or Colorado gummits have misbehaved. Anyone have any observations on the “cuts”?


20 posted on 02/17/2011 6:40:09 PM PST by Ole Okie
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